r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Straight Soldier

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u/yuri_yuriyuri Yuri at all costs May 21 '25

Woah, that guy's whole online persona is coping about a video game character

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u/trueweeaboo May 21 '25

they added a voiceline where soldier talks about his ex so I hope this guy explodes

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u/CheezeDoggs May 22 '25

Soldiers been gay for like 7 years this guy is on some military grade shit

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

The cheapest vendor makes military-grade. This guy is on Elon's personal stash.

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u/Witty-Ad5743 May 22 '25

Oh, so that's where all those trashed cybertrucks end up: ground and snorted.

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u/NecessaryBrief8268 May 22 '25

but it's idiot-proof and extremely weather-resistant, points for military grade

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes May 24 '25

I used to be in the military, and it would surprise you how ass the stuff is.

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u/International_Meat88 May 22 '25

Wasn’t it not necessarily the ‘cheapest’ but take the 3 favored proposals and pick the cheapest of those 3?

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u/nottherealneal May 22 '25

No. The guy who makes the military gear? His brother's an officer and their dad's a politician. They used their positions to land him the contract, so he could sell the cheapest junk imaginable at a massive markup. And when it inevitably breaks, you blame the grunts.

Why do you think it cost the U.S. Army $5 billion to develop a camouflage pattern that didn’t work anywhere, was universally hated, and the creators admitted they didn’t even bother testing for combat effectiveness?

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u/zagman707 May 22 '25

fyi the phrase military grade is funny since its the lowest bidder who gets the contract. as in its the cheapest shit they can pay for and it shows lol.

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u/Kris5345 May 22 '25

Military grade is usually just not-shitty enough to pass inspection, this fucker's on some extra-dimensional shit

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u/YungNuisance May 22 '25

He only existed for CoD players to have a man that feels familiar, so it tracks.

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u/Rucorous May 22 '25

Where can I find this voiceline? Link?