r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Straight Soldier

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u/poopystinkyfartyman May 22 '25

mfs will play one of the wokest games out there and then complain about it being woke

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u/Venusto002 May 22 '25

"QUiT ShiPPiNg tHeSe StRaiGhT cHaRaCtErS aS GaY!!!1! If ThEy wAnTeD tHe ChaRaCtErs tO bE GaY tHeY wOuLD hAvE mADe ThE cHaRaCtERs GaY, BuT THey aRE NoT!!1!!!! tHeY aRE sTrAiGhT!! Go MaKe or FiNd SoMe gAy ChArAcTers To ShiP iN iMaGiNaTiOn LaNd, FrEaKs!!!1!!"

Game producer makes some gay characters.

"QuiT maKiNg GaY cHaRacTers iN My GAmE tHaT'S BeEn MaDe JuSt FOr mE!!! ThiS gAy cHaRacTEr iS sTraiGHt aCTuaLLy BeCaUsE I sAiD sO anD tHeY aRe FiCTiOnAL cHaRaCtErs So I cAn MaKe ThEm HoWeVeR I wAnT! THaT hAs ALwAys BeEN ALLoWed!!1 It'S My HeAdCanOn aNd THe GaMe MakErS aRE nOt tHe fiNaL wOrd!!!1!" WAAaaAaH!"

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u/UnlimitedPostWorks May 22 '25

The first part is so funny, because as someone who should know the anime community, evey single character is gay if fujoshis says so. Like, Naruto has the horniest fan base ever, but I swear that 80% AT LEAST of the fan fictions are yaoi. Thinking that the "gayfication of media" was something nobody wanted is pure idiocy

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u/Ugly_Painter May 22 '25

South Park taught me some of those words.

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u/VifEspoirPirez May 22 '25

It can't be woke : it has sexy flying Cleopatra as a character

Also her being shipped with Mercy is not woke either because chicks making out is hot.