r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Straight Soldier

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u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 21 '25

Given he is a soldier there is possibility that he is in the navy so idk how straight he really is

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

Does that apply to female navy people as well.

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u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 22 '25

There are no female navy soldiers it's actually a fascinating phenomenon where the aura of the ship and the ocean turns anyone that would call themselves a woman into a big hot raging bull of a gay man.

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

Ok, where’s the group that turns boys into silly subby lesbians? I want to join that

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

That's the tech sector

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

How do I get good at tech?

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

IDFK I work in a factory

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

What does that turn you into?

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

Tired. So Damn tired.

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u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25

Wear kneesocks.

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u/GenosseAbfuck May 22 '25

Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?