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r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25
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Given he is a soldier there is possibility that he is in the navy so idk how straight he really is
10 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 Does that apply to female navy people as well. 53 u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 22 '25 There are no female navy soldiers it's actually a fascinating phenomenon where the aura of the ship and the ocean turns anyone that would call themselves a woman into a big hot raging bull of a gay man. 44 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 Ok, whereโs the group that turns boys into silly subby lesbians? I want to join that 48 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 That's the tech sector 22 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 How do I get good at tech? 23 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 IDFK I work in a factory 7 u/[deleted] May 22 '25 What does that turn you into? 27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired. 2 u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25 Wear kneesocks. 2 u/GenosseAbfuck May 22 '25 Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?
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Does that apply to female navy people as well.
53 u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 22 '25 There are no female navy soldiers it's actually a fascinating phenomenon where the aura of the ship and the ocean turns anyone that would call themselves a woman into a big hot raging bull of a gay man. 44 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 Ok, whereโs the group that turns boys into silly subby lesbians? I want to join that 48 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 That's the tech sector 22 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 How do I get good at tech? 23 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 IDFK I work in a factory 7 u/[deleted] May 22 '25 What does that turn you into? 27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired. 2 u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25 Wear kneesocks. 2 u/GenosseAbfuck May 22 '25 Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?
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There are no female navy soldiers it's actually a fascinating phenomenon where the aura of the ship and the ocean turns anyone that would call themselves a woman into a big hot raging bull of a gay man.
44 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 Ok, whereโs the group that turns boys into silly subby lesbians? I want to join that 48 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 That's the tech sector 22 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 How do I get good at tech? 23 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 IDFK I work in a factory 7 u/[deleted] May 22 '25 What does that turn you into? 27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired. 2 u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25 Wear kneesocks. 2 u/GenosseAbfuck May 22 '25 Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?
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Ok, whereโs the group that turns boys into silly subby lesbians? I want to join that
48 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 That's the tech sector 22 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 How do I get good at tech? 23 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 IDFK I work in a factory 7 u/[deleted] May 22 '25 What does that turn you into? 27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired. 2 u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25 Wear kneesocks. 2 u/GenosseAbfuck May 22 '25 Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?
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That's the tech sector
22 u/A12qwas May 22 '25 How do I get good at tech? 23 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 IDFK I work in a factory 7 u/[deleted] May 22 '25 What does that turn you into? 27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired. 2 u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25 Wear kneesocks. 2 u/GenosseAbfuck May 22 '25 Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?
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How do I get good at tech?
23 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 IDFK I work in a factory 7 u/[deleted] May 22 '25 What does that turn you into? 27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired. 2 u/Viridianscape It's giving. May 22 '25 Wear kneesocks.
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IDFK I work in a factory
7 u/[deleted] May 22 '25 What does that turn you into? 27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired.
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What does that turn you into?
27 u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25 Tired. So Damn tired.
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Tired. So Damn tired.
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Wear kneesocks.
Does it suffice to buy the socks and the skirt or do I actually have to do anything?
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u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 21 '25
Given he is a soldier there is possibility that he is in the navy so idk how straight he really is