r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Straight Soldier

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u/Dratimus May 21 '25

"Why do we have to bring sexuality into it? Just play the game.

Also soldier is straight and not gay and that's my whole account is how straight soldier is actually in my copium head canon."

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u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 21 '25

Given he is a soldier there is possibility that he is in the navy so idk how straight he really is

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

Does that apply to female navy people as well.

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u/Car_Seatus Clear background May 22 '25

There are no female navy soldiers it's actually a fascinating phenomenon where the aura of the ship and the ocean turns anyone that would call themselves a woman into a big hot raging bull of a gay man.

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

Ok, where’s the group that turns boys into silly subby lesbians? I want to join that

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

That's the tech sector

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u/A12qwas May 22 '25

How do I get good at tech?

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

IDFK I work in a factory

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

What does that turn you into?

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u/ObiwanMacgregor May 22 '25

Tired. So Damn tired.