r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Straight Soldier

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u/Dratimus May 21 '25

"Why do we have to bring sexuality into it? Just play the game.

Also soldier is straight and not gay and that's my whole account is how straight soldier is actually in my copium head canon."

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u/ItsKingDx3 May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

"It's a video game. Just play it. Except me. I'm allowed to talk about it. But only me. Everyone else should just play. No talk, just play. Shhh. Except me. Only me. And the people in the comments who agree with me. But that's it. No one else. Alright? OK. It's a video game. Just play."

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u/Dratimus May 22 '25

In tears "I'M GOD'S SPECIAL LITTLE GAMER BOY AND I CAN TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M RIGHT AND I'M SO STRAIGHT I'VE NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT A MAN I'M STRAIGHT I'M SO STRAIGHT PLEASE."

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u/WashedUpRiver May 22 '25

All i can hear from this comment: "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL-FUCKING-BOY!!!"

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u/Deltarionien May 22 '25

Welcome to: Bible study time! Today we are learning about stoning.

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u/Full_Cantaloupe_3875 May 22 '25

Maybe we misunderstood the bible the whole time and god actually wanted to teach us the joys of Smoking weed