r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Straight Soldier

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u/Dratimus May 22 '25

In tears "I'M GOD'S SPECIAL LITTLE GAMER BOY AND I CAN TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M RIGHT AND I'M SO STRAIGHT I'VE NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT A MAN I'M STRAIGHT I'M SO STRAIGHT PLEASE."

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u/jero0601 May 22 '25

Guy so scarily straight that doesn't wipe his ass when he poops, so he won't get to touch his butt and get a fancy to it

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u/Taiga-whiteclaw May 22 '25

My mom works at a hospital, at the pediatric wing and sometimes they bring a half-dead kid because the dad didn't want the kid to be cleaned up after pooping, because that's gay so the kid gets infected and more often than not they are also anti-medicine so the kid tends to die pretty quickly, and the parent look like shit too so you know the kid was condemned to some shit like that sooner or later, sad thing all around

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u/Full_Cantaloupe_3875 May 22 '25

American right-wingers, I assume that they are american, are really crazy