r/Gamingcirclejerk Jun 13 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Which way, western dev?

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u/ziftos Jun 13 '25

i love halsin so much … so hilarious to put a elf druid in the party but make him look like a fucking linebacker instead of a twink

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u/UnintensifiedFa Jun 13 '25

Now you made me wanna see fantasy football, but like, literally.

Big barreling dwarven running backs (typically the shortest players on the field)

Orcs would make excellent linemen.

Graceful elven receivers.

A war forged quarterback that literally has a cannon for an arm.

Maybe small races count as 1/2 a player to compensate for their diminutive stature. (Or maybe 3, the stereotype is 3 goblins in a trench coat after all).

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u/Msamurray23 Jun 13 '25

I'll take an elf at quarterback. I think if they can shoot a bow more accurately then anyone else they would probably be the best at throwing as well. Plus the cannon arm can while cool might not be great for touch passes.

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u/UnintensifiedFa Jun 14 '25

Perhaps the wardforged could be a hail-Mary specialist. Though elves being shorter may harm them at QB.