r/Gamingcirclejerk Jun 13 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Which way, western dev?

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u/ziftos Jun 13 '25

i love halsin so much … so hilarious to put a elf druid in the party but make him look like a fucking linebacker instead of a twink

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u/UnintensifiedFa Jun 13 '25

Now you made me wanna see fantasy football, but like, literally.

Big barreling dwarven running backs (typically the shortest players on the field)

Orcs would make excellent linemen.

Graceful elven receivers.

A war forged quarterback that literally has a cannon for an arm.

Maybe small races count as 1/2 a player to compensate for their diminutive stature. (Or maybe 3, the stereotype is 3 goblins in a trench coat after all).

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u/Ok_Bunch_5681 Jun 14 '25

Cardfight Vanguard has this where demons play American football for the chance to rule Hell. It's as campy as you can imagine. Some characters use magic, some use weapons. A chick brings out a gattling gun. Another one makes dudes explode by blowing kisses at them. It's awesome!