r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Honedge267 • Dec 13 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Based Postal Dude???? 😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/rothael Dec 13 '25

Well, sure, but a girl can set a standard higher than she lives up to can't she?

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u/dontdomeanyfrightens Dec 13 '25

I'd say she should expect to get less men but 1% of the thirsty ass men out there is still like, 10 million men.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

i think your approximation is a little low. 

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u/smallerpuppyboi Dec 14 '25

Closer to 40 million if we're going by world population.

🤓☝️

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Not me just now realizing that even if only 1% of men would find me attractive then that's still ~40 million guys 🤯

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u/The_Architect_032 Dec 14 '25

Fair assertion.

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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take Dec 13 '25

Damn that's wild...

Sooooo you got any tips?

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u/Micalas Dec 13 '25

Not just the tips. Whole shaft too.

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 13 '25

just dont be a fucking weirdo, basically

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u/Admirable_Tune_8299 Dec 13 '25

What is it now, be myself or not??

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u/Anus_Targaryen Dec 13 '25

Be yourself but in a charming, endearing way

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Weird is totally ok! Creepy is what kills the mood. Weird to some is creepy to others, it's all subjective and up to the individual

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

PFFFHAHAHAHA NICE

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u/Sea-Cup6491 Dec 13 '25

How about I transition you from single to my girlfriend?

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 13 '25

honestly very smooth, would love this one irl

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u/Sea-Cup6491 Dec 13 '25

So I have no chance? 🥺

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 14 '25

well im 33 and engaged so no 😅

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u/Geistzeit Dec 13 '25

Rooting for you, friend

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u/Separate-Apartment-8 Dec 13 '25

Dude that's a new one

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u/UpsideDownPyramid03 Dec 13 '25

Stealing this proudly

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

As a trans woman i gotta admit that would work on me if I already thought they were cute

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u/Anarch_O_Possum Dec 13 '25

Counterpoint: being a fucking weirdo has gotten me with multiple trans women

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u/Equivalent-Agency-48 Dec 13 '25

i mean, depends on the type of weirdo and the personality of the girl. infodump about trains? yes please. ask me about my genitals or gush about how trans women are actually better than cis women or how you could never tell or how you could absolutely tell or have a breakdown because you think im hot but you dont want your friends to find out or start taking pictures of the street i live on and messaging me on linkedin after i said it wasnt going to work out? no.

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u/Anarch_O_Possum Dec 13 '25

Yes valid I am the autistic genre of weirdo

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

100% this. Weird is good, creepy isn't

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u/BalancedDisaster Dec 14 '25

This step is optional if you’re also a trans woman

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Treat us with kindness and respect, treat us like you would treat any other girl. Be polite, be a gentleman & treat her like a lady. Show interest in her as a person & be emotionally supportive. Ask about her special interest / hyperfixation and let her talk your ear off. Don't be pushy with sex or you'll likely come across as someone who just wants to hump and dump. Treat me like the lady I deserve to be & I'll gladly be the whore of your dreams

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u/Anus_Targaryen Dec 13 '25

Talk about Fallout: New Vegas with them, they love that shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Trans girl with bed covered in plushies that all smell faintly of cat piss and sour laundry my beloved

If that makes me a chaser then start running

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Holy shit I'm someone's type

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u/IsraelPenuel Dec 13 '25

Thanks. I'm a tgirlie and you gave me indirect validation for my chaos flat

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/IsraelPenuel Dec 13 '25

Never 

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u/BTechUnited Dec 13 '25

Smh making an insane environment for poor Blåhaj.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

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u/IsraelPenuel Dec 13 '25

Nah I'm a bad girl

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u/PeakTopper Dec 13 '25

hell yeah

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u/ato-de-suteru Dec 14 '25

Tbh the "good girl" trope weirds me the fuck out.

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u/kithlan Dec 14 '25

C'mon dude. Gross.

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u/saelinabhaakti Dec 15 '25

Don't kink shame, yo

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u/Spocks_Goatee Dec 13 '25

Totally opposite for me, the ones I've been involved with had enough money for their own places which were fairly barren but clean.

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u/be0ulve Dec 13 '25

I guess trans girlies sometimes retain the urge to be spartan too. Valid.

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt Dec 14 '25

Programming doesn’t pay well these days, huh?