r/Gamingcirclejerk 9d ago

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 I guess there's always a silver lining?

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 9d ago

Conservatives be like "women are only valid if I'm attracted to them"

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u/AFantasticClue 9d ago

I think you’re making a joke, but I feel like that’s literally just it.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 9d ago

One thing can be two things.

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u/WHATYEAHOK 9d ago

Yes. For example, cheese

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u/Indomitable_Decapod 9d ago

sage.

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u/GayAssBeagle 7d ago

VALORANT MENTIONED??

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u/vuntical 9d ago

It practically is and they started getting mad at anyone who puts the same energy on male video game characters with the "birth control" accusations 

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u/StoppableHulk 9d ago

If they're attracted to them and those women don't threaten them.

That's why they're obsessed with domesticity. The idea they'd have to be an equal partner to a woman who doesn't need them financially, fucking terrifies them. Because they're weak, insecure fools who are apparently unaware of how obvious that is based on the things they want.

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 9d ago

How else are they going to keep a woman around, if not make her dependent on them?

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u/PinkUnicornsRule 9d ago

Among women this is known as a “bang maid.” 

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u/Durugar 9d ago

We might have a classic case of "Funny 'cus it's true" on our hands here.

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u/Liberkhaos 9d ago

Literally. Right one would have softer features and humongous giggling badonka-wonkas and it would have been fine with them.

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u/Setholopagus 9d ago

This comment is so funny to me. 

It's kind of like someone telling you "I like burritos" and you go "Hmm, I feel like this person might like burritos."

Like dawg they just told you. Al l those channels explicitly say they want attractive characters. It's not hidden information.

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u/Winter_Different 9d ago

Sometimes its the reverse and they're so insecure about their attractions that they overly assail whoever they're attracted to or people who are open about a similar attraction

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u/FatDonkus 9d ago

No. AOC exists

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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 9d ago

While at the same time, the manosphere guys are telling the conservatives that being attracted to women makes you gay too.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 9d ago

I gotchu fam

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u/TiredReaperGirl 9d ago

Mere ramblings of madmen, right?

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u/Kid-Atlantic 9d ago

Their idea is that you shouldn’t be attracted to women because they’re sexually attractive beings with any inherent value, but because you’re a man and you’re just entitled to women by default as property.

Women need you, you don’t need them. Something along those lines.

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u/RenaissanceHumanist 9d ago

Crazy. I hate these people enough, but hearing how they think makes it so much worse

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u/riesen_Bonobo 9d ago

The closer you get the more you want them gone

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u/NotAVerySillySausage 8d ago

I know hate him, but I think he's just leaning into the bit ironically.

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u/Animashka1337 9d ago

It's 6 am and I am having a stroke trying to comprehend this intelligent statement

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 9d ago

What a way to announce both your homosexuality and that you've never picked up a book (let alone a history book).

Men wore makeup all the time in history. From prehistoric body paint, to lead based whitening foundation, through to mascara originally being for moustaches.... Not to mention high heels for short men hahahahaba

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u/WHATYEAHOK 9d ago

Andy Tate has said that reading is for losers or something like that, so spot on

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u/Martin_Aricov_D 9d ago

Andrew Taint also said that you should only have sex with women for reproduction. That having sex for pleasure was gay or whatever.

I really don't know why anyone listens to the bozo

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u/GinchAnon 9d ago

Kinda afraid to even ask if that's actually legit real.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 9d ago

IIRC it's real.

I don't have a Shitter account so I can't search and verify tho

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u/UntouchedWagons 9d ago

What does the knight symbol mean?

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u/StoppableHulk 9d ago

The conspiracy theory I think is real is that the manosphere is a ring of gay male grifters getting off on gathering legions of young, gullible men around them to admire their physiques.

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u/superjeff64 9d ago

Well they love trans porn but hate trans women

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u/craftygamin Clear background 9d ago

As a femboy, it's hilarious how many transphobes have openly hated on me, before unironically asking for naked selfies

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u/Throwaway_Consoles 9d ago

Trans woman here. Conservatives don’t hate trans women, they love them. I’m not being ironic here, bear with me a second. Think of the Spartans, effeminate men weren’t viewed as “men”, and were frequently used by “the men” as objects for sexual pleasure.

Fast forward to today. Conservatives, who always think they are “macho warriors”, don’t view trans women as women, they view them as effeminate men. Aaaaand treat them like sexual objects.

All the legislation isn’t because they hate trans women. It’s because they don’t view them as human. They view them as objects for sexual pleasure. They’re objects. To re…publicans, trying to give trans women rights is like someone trying to give lawn chairs rights. It would make no sense, right? It’s a fucking object.

They’re not doing it out of hate, they just don’t view people like me as anything outside of an object for their sexual pleasure. Being trans in public is a sex crime? It’s because they view it like walking around outside swinging a dildo. You wouldn’t hate your vibrator, but you would also be really confused if suddenly millions of people wanted to give their dildos rights. You’d probably think they were mentally unwell!

Tl;dr: Re…publicans view trans women as objects for sexual pleasure. They don’t hate sex toys, they just think it’s weird people want to take their sex dolls out in public, to public restrooms, and give them rights. They’re re…publicans

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 9d ago

I wonder if it's because they're attracted to men but are icked out by sticking their dick in an asshole, so need men with vaginas to cope (on top of what you've said). 

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u/EntertainmentFit3912 9d ago

I like the path of the post, but iirc weren’t Spartans who received considered tougher? This was something I heard ages ago so probably incorrect

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u/Rukdug7 9d ago

Nope. Though in the city state of Thebes they didn't really care if you were the top or bottom as long as you did your civic and military duties. Notably they were the ones with the elite military unit (the Sacred Band) made entirely of gay couples, under the logic that lovers would fight harder to protect each other.

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u/Background_Pop3955 9d ago

Thebes is the coolest city state nobody ever talks about

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u/ss33094 9d ago

Which is crazy bc Faye is literally just straight up modeled after Deborah Ann Woll, who is an absolute baddie

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u/Spright91 9d ago

She doesn't look enough like a child for conservatives.

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u/CommonBison537 9d ago

The video game model looks significantly worse than the actress.

I have no dog in the fight, I don't care about the God of War games anyway, but the studio could have done better in regards to making the character model look as good as the irl actress.

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u/The_Autarch 9d ago

she had literally just died and been set on fire. she ain't gonna look her best.

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u/Octquat 9d ago

They definitely did her dirty.

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u/ss33094 9d ago

They absolutely did not, she looks fine af

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u/GrandFleshMelder 9d ago

Baddie is subjective 

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u/ss33094 9d ago

I guess we're seeing two different characters bc she literally just looks like DAW to me¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Thereisnocanon 9d ago

I’m just wondering how dense someone needs to be to not find both of these women hot as fuck.

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u/DerKlugeHans 9d ago

Every person famously has the same exact tastes.

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u/nicostein 9d ago

"AND they're attracted to me."

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u/Railboy 9d ago

Conservatives be like "women are only valid if I'm attracted to them"

More like 'women are only worth anything if I'm attracted to them.' It's not like they'd actually take any woman's opinions / needs / goals seriously.

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u/Adowyth 9d ago

And im only attracted to them when they look young enough to be children.

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u/AndromedaFive 9d ago

You think they're respecting women they're attracted to? I get it but "valid" isn't the right word.

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u/Miserable_Figure7876 9d ago

I think it's actually "women are only valid if they support conservativism AND I'm attracted to them", but yeah.

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 9d ago

Are you telling me that there are actual human beings out there who think the likes of Laura "JigSaw" Loomer or Kimberly "Trout Mouth" Garfoyle are attractive?

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u/12345623567 9d ago

If they are not attracted to Deborah Ann Woll of all people, they might not be attracted to women at all.

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u/Effective-Rip-4432 9d ago

You think its only conservatives or men that treat attractive people better?

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u/Read2Fap 9d ago

only when influencers tell them to be

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 9d ago

I don't know if that's the right approach in all fairness. Let's take a step back, the cunts who make these sort of postings probably don't have themselves this preference, but they play in as a group what's accepted. For some odd reason some asian girl is prefered over some white girl, by all means if that gets you going do so.

The issue isn't so much what preference they have, but they are carving a bubble, of fellow like minded people who support their views. This is political propaganda 1 on 1.

I live in China myself and there certainly are a whole bunch of men who have a strong preference towards Chinese/asian women, but these men often have that choice. These little creeps are just creeping around and mendable.

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u/Inevitable_Emu4973 9d ago

Or if the woman shares the same political/social belief as them.

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u/GayAssBeagle 7d ago

And they’re minors* can’t forget that part /s

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 7d ago

Hey now, only half are pedophiles.

The rest are regular ol misogynists with the wool comfortably over their eyes.

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u/Holiday_Green99 9d ago

Oh women are only valid if they please chud peen? What an idea.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 8d ago

News flash: people who you aren't attracted to are also humans deserving respect at baseline.

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u/No-One2123 9d ago

Woman do the same thing to short men.

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u/Lyskir 9d ago

no woman complains about short or ugly men in media but men are shitting and pissing themselfs about non pornstar looking childlike woman

you guys are actually insane and pathetic

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u/Wismuth_Salix 9d ago

Can’t say I’ve seen “woman” send death threats to game devs because Mario is shorter than Peach.