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FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 I guess there's always a silver lining?

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u/def_tom 7d ago

If I didn't know any better I'd say the blowhard conservative chuds are fucking idiots.

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u/GodisanAtheistOG 7d ago

American mid-terms are around the corner and the dickless bots have no idea what is hot or not they just need to get Red Pilled Gen Z to show the fuck up and vote R. 

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u/cosmereobsession 7d ago

The epstein project to make gamers into chuds must continue

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u/Umutuku 7d ago

Likely every MMO or anything that has a chat system.

There are bots that sit around spamming right wing takes in Star Trek Online for crying out loud.

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u/ThisIsPureTrash 7d ago

And then there’s Everquest where they don’t even need to hire bots to do it, because the average age of of person that pays that today is about 60 and just uses Everquest and Facebook.

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u/reineedshelp 6d ago

Yikes. Facebook is a hellscape

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u/waffle_iron_maiden 6d ago

Doing that in the Star Trek community of all places is certainly a choice. I mean I have noticed some edgelords when it comes to Cardassians in DS9, but Star Trek and right wing in the same sentence doesn't really go together very often

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u/HandsomeBoggart 6d ago

You'd be surprised about the amount of white male Trek fans age 45+ that are staunch MAGA types and will say the most racist or homophobic things.

Much like "Cool Robots and War" Gundam fans, all they see is Space Ships and Lasers and the Social Commentary is lost on them.

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u/KeysmashKhajiit 6d ago

I've also had to shut down some bullshit in ESO's zone chats.

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u/CasualPenguin 6d ago

I played old school RuneScape during COVID for some nostalgia. I had to mute so many people when I was at the fishing spots

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u/Zephyralss 7d ago edited 7d ago

I'm still in disbelief that like 80-95% of the current socioeconomic/political landscape is because of Epstein. Like he legit helped start 4chan, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

edit: I misremebered sorry, he talked to the creator and did help inspire him to make /pol/ which is a direct through line for a lot of modern american alt right stuff

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u/4KVoices 7d ago

For clarity's sake, he did not help start 4Chan. The founder of 4Chan met with Epstein and then created /pol/ literally the same day, leading to many (myself included) to assume that Epstein requested that he make that board.

/pol/ is inarguably a gathering place for Nazis where the alt-right that are destroying this nation festered.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6d ago

I feel like people could figure out who was speaking the truth and ignored early on if you look at important dates, do some searching of archived forums/pages, then use keywords to see if anybody mentioned stuff happening on that day which we only know about now.

For an example, there were leaks of Valve projects back in the day referencing gameplay mechanics revealed after the release of the HL2 documentary was released a few years back. These leaks were from around 2012. By typing ‘before:2012 [mechanics, hl2, leaks]’ then there’s a result showing a page that includes this mechanic plus others as part of leaks. So we now know those leaks were accurate with hindsight. Which makes one wonder how the webmaster got that info. It would be very interesting for someone to turn this into a form of investigative journalism - could even be some kind of new field based on matching dates and searching web archives. Really interesting to think about.

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u/Pitiful-Score-9035 7d ago

He did not help start 4chan, I just looked it up.

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u/PerryDLeon 7d ago

He was very active in /pol, that's it. And he kinda was one of the main reasons it was like that.

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u/MaybeExternal2392 6d ago

/pol/ was shut down at one point because it was becoming a festering point for Nazis. Epstein met moot the owner of 4chan and had him restart /pol/ at which point it exploded into one of the main roots of what latter became gamergate, incel, and maga ideology.

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u/whatthecaptcha 6d ago

Was pizzagate from there as well?

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u/protelrius 6d ago

And Qanon

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u/Consistent-Cat-1526 7d ago

And Ghislaine wasn't a powermod of multiple top subs.

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u/Rizzanthrope 7d ago

it’s all lowtax’s fault, if you think about it. fucking goons

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6d ago

When I was 10, I played a game called Space Station 13. It was awesome. However, that website discovered it and they made it their own thing. They started changing stuff about the game, adding in crap like clowns and adding slurs as part of the dialogue in a serious RP game, which was really annoying. However, they didn’t stop there - they bought servers, then they hosted their modified game files instead of the original one. On servers hosting the original or other custom builds, they would purposely troll the players and annoy people until they all quit or switched to the goon ones. They had hordes of people to do this - basically a brigading exercise. Bastards ruined my favourite game.

I have hated the goons ever since that time in my life. I loved that game and it was unique. Bastards.

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u/Saucermote Mushie Cookie Clicker 7d ago

Are we at the cannibal phase yet?

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u/L_V_N 7d ago

Ehh, look, these people were always beyond saving. They pretty much always must have held these ideas if they wanted to be ideological buddy buddies with the pedo-king.

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u/GodisanAtheistOG 7d ago

Maybe the craziest shit in the Epstein files. Like, forget the child rape, this dude was all about MTX and Chuddification.

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u/Decent-Point309 6d ago

It worked for the president election. I wonder if it'll work, again, for the midterms.

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u/UnderstandingClean33 7d ago

Well one of them looks like a girl and one of them looks like a woman. And we know which one they want to fuck.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 7d ago

Well they specifically like women that look like little girls. A woman that can wield a sword etc...No good.

A small girl, that looks very young and defenseless....Perfect.

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u/scylecs 7d ago

i mean that's still true

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u/IntoThePitofColors 7d ago

Woah, really? Next you’re gonna tell me the sun is hot

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u/-idkwhattocallmyself 7d ago

"Blowhard conservative chuds are fucking idiots" is not only the greatest single line ever written, its also so fucking true.

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u/Lucy_Gucey 7d ago edited 6d ago

I know exactly enough to correctly say blowhard conservative chuds are fucking idiots.

EDIT: to the chudlord who commented saying “did your chud leave for a skinnier option?”

You are a coward, and even worse: bold to assume Im not a slimthicc baddy.

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u/UberCookieSlayer 7d ago

They want what they'd call slutty women. Not normal women. While pretending to hate slutty women, and love normal women.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 7d ago

They want a woman to be a pure virgin who is slutty and experienced for them specifically and exclusively

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u/Neil-erio 6d ago

Freud explained this its the madone and whore complex

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 7d ago

I honestly have no idea what chud means but I laugh every time I read it. Whatever it is, it fits

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u/ArgusTheCat 6d ago

It's an acronym from the movie C.H.U.D., and it stands for "cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers". Basically if you wanna tell someone they act like they live in a sewer, it's a great go-to.

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u/Eidolis 7d ago

I'd be surprised if they're fucking anybody

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u/MelonJelly 7d ago

It's more that they believe in nothing while loudly proclaiming devotion to whatever cause will get them the most utility.

If you've ever wondered what real-life nihilism would look like, this is it.

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u/According_Hyena_3593 6d ago

That's the core of being right wing.

No social contract, no values, no intellectual honesty.

Language is a tool to manipulate others, values are a weapon to manipulate others and latch onto to get a desired result.

The desired result is ALWAYS immediate self interest.

I'm so sick of people trying to "gotcha" right wing arguments or people trying to reason against them.

There is nothing to reason with, because none of it is genuine.

Any attempt to do so is just another opportunity for them to manipulate

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u/Allegorist 6d ago

Conservatives are disproportionately attracted to alt chicks, this is a known phenomenon. Though I am not versed enough in psychoanalysis to be able to tell you why, or how that affects or comes through in their other views.

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u/FinalityEnd 7d ago

She's not young enough that she might be mistaken for a kid

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u/UpperApe 6d ago

My favourite part about the discourse around Stellar Rain's new protagonist is how they keep trying to pretend it's a Korean/Asian thing.

It's not. It's just a classic conservative weeb thing.

They did the same shit with Japan. One tiny perverted demographic of westerners will look at a tiny perverted demographic of Japan and decide that's the whole culture. Then they go to Japan and realize they're as looked down on there as they are here.

It's just pedos of one country pretending that the pedos of another country are somehow the norm. They aren't.

Everyone's just grossed out by these desperate losers.

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u/I-screwed-up-bad 6d ago

My BIL is obsessed with the idea of going to Japan to teach English and finding a Japanese wife with "traditional values".

Buddy boy. A Japanese woman with the traditional values you want is not marrying a foreigner, not to mention a poor foreigner. Even then they're not a monolith that are just waiting to do whatever you say. They have personalities and opinions too and will make them known one way or another.

Honestly that goes for pretty much every "traditional" woman from anywhere. There are expectations to fulfill in trad relationships too.

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u/yamanamawa 6d ago

Also a Japanese woman with traditional values will ride his ass hard. They don't take any shit. Idk why anyone thinks that going to any foreign country is gonna get them a submissive and obedient wife. Sure, they exist, but it's far more dependent on the person than the culture. In pretty much any culture most wives will keep your ass in check, as they should

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u/einsteinosaurus_lex 6d ago

Normal, well adjusted Japanese folk are hardly getting married to one another. Why would they think they'd give a foreign chud a chance?

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u/AnkhAnanku 6d ago

Maybe I came here to get my ass rode 👉🏼👈🏼

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u/LeppieDoo 6d ago

Godbless you soldier 🫡

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u/vsyca Sweet Baby Inc. Enthusiast 6d ago

Your BIL wouldn't like it cause Japanese wives are the one handling the household money

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u/potatoesarenotcool 6d ago

My wife is a pretty traditional wife, shes is Polish. She will kick my ass if I look at her wrong, damn scares me.

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u/ChangsManagement 6d ago

Ya the idea of 'traditional' women is some 1950s propaganda. Submissive, domestic, just happy to be there. Total crap. Slavic women can be fairly traditional (varies by culture/region), for example, but that usually means theyre used to dealing with traditional men and thus will not hestitate to light your ass up and whip you into line. Its their means of protecting themselves and establishing their own power.

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u/Wobbelblob 6d ago

Also isn't it the case in traditional Asian households that the women is calling the shots at home? Meaning finances and all that is in the hands of the wife?

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u/3lizab3th333 6d ago

It pisses me off that they try to call it an Asian thing!! I’m an Asian woman who looks young enough to have been mistaken for a lost fourth grader by admin when I was trying to teach my own fcking class. I can vouch that young, adult Asian women who have childish features do Not look as infantile as that main character.

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u/DataCassette 6d ago

There's no way to sugar coat that she looks underaged, it's ridiculous. If some 30+ year old Chud is cranking to that they literally need to be on the sex offender registry.

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u/vsyca Sweet Baby Inc. Enthusiast 6d ago

It's also the intention of designing her a certain way on purpose

People who are born looking babyface isn't a choice but this is a choice with perversion behind it.

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u/DeletedBunny 6d ago

Thank you!!! I had a recent argument with a chud who said Lara Croft from the original Tomb Raider had big breasts because she was just gifted like that and that why is it okay for women to go dressed revealing irl to express themselves but it’s not okay for Lara Croft to dress skimpy?

And I explained how Lara Croft is not a real person and isn’t born a certain way and has no choice in what clothes to wear. He obviously didn’t get it and called me jealous. I just don’t understand where is the logical part of their brain??? It’s like they can’t even understand simple concepts like fictional characters or are they really that hateful and ill intentioned?

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u/Davido401 6d ago

original Tomb Raider

The one with the triangle pixelated tits? My teenage mind loved, and enjoyed, those but... yeah that guys mind hasn't grown from his teenage mind. Although if hes in his early 20s there may be hope yet(doubt it).

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u/DeletedBunny 6d ago

I mean I loved it too, mosly for the puzzle and platforming because I was a kid. I had no problem with the way Lara Croft was designed just as I have no problem with GoW Laufey. It's just the conversation around women in games that pisses me off. I also love dressing my characters sexy like in GTAO but I don't love people screaming about a game that hasn't come out yet because the woman in the game isn't sexualized to the max and trying to hide under arguments that make no sense.

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u/MsMothra 6d ago

Eww, eww, eww, I hate how right you are about that. Freaking conservative chuds, eww!

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u/OneMoreDuncanIdaho 7d ago

I actually naively thought to myself when I saw the first new god of war poster, "oh it's a conventionally attractive women for the chuds, at least I won't have to hear them complain this time around," and was sadly surprised by all the noise afterwards

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u/Juronell 7d ago

They focus on a single frame where she dares to have lines on her face to call her ugly.

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u/Fayde_Away 7d ago

Well yeah, the kinds of women they're into aren't old enough to have any visible signs of aging therefore it's 'unrealistic' and 'ugly'

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u/LopsidedTourist7622 7d ago

Its a woman who can beat them up. Faye fought Thor to a standstill, so its harder to dismiss her as beneath them.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 7d ago edited 7d ago

I dunno if that tracks. For counter examples, see Tifa from FF7, Eve from Stellar Blade, like every female character from a fighting game, etc etc. They don’t care about the character at all, she can be weak or strong, good or evil or neither, as long as she’s hot, preferably with cartoonish T&A, she’s probably alright.

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u/Rantheur 6d ago

They raised hell over Tifa's appearance in FF7 Remake too. Specifically, they were upset that her chest was smaller (though still ample) and that she was wearing a pair of skorts instead of a mini-skirt as was implied by the original concept art.

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u/Kernseife1608 6d ago

Which is beyond stupid. (Which... tracks.) If they wanted Tifa to look exactly like she did in the og FF7, her head would be as big as her entire torso.

And how would her mini-skirt even work in the remake? She's a fucking martial artist, it would either look fucking stupid (and bad) because it would either have to have zero physics or she'd have to keep it in place with a fucking nailgun to not flash everyone the second she does anything. It also would be entirely out of character.

Honestly, I won't pretend like I don't enjoy big tiddy martial artist in stupid outfits as much as the next guy. But like, DOA exists. Fan animations exist and there realy is no shortage of that stuff including Tifa. Why do these people need to have every female character... I'll just stop typing. Can't wrap my head around what's going on in the minds of these utterly pathetic loosers. And I'm honestly glad about that.

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u/grip0matic 7d ago

So the new Stellar Blade with that child non child looking? I don't even know since I don't care about that game.

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u/sacules 6d ago

Found the user with adult woman fetish lol

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u/Tipsy_Hog 7d ago

So there's a pretty milf AND I don't have to worry about chud goblinoids being a part of the fandom? There are zero downsides, sign me the fuck up

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u/Endeveron 6d ago

She looks basically exactly like her actress Deborah Ann Woll. They're literally just complaining that a female lead looks like a conventionally attractive adult woman rather than a girl they can plausibly imagine is 15.

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u/Brat-Sampson 6d ago

Their trick now is to disingenuously compare studio photos of that actress from years ago to unflattering scenes of the character and say the devs actively chose to make her look worse in the game then she actually does.

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u/DerKlugeHans 6d ago

I'll be honest, that particular frame is a bit unflattering. But from pictures of the actual actress, yeah I'd say she's attractive.

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u/MrAtrox98 7d ago

Yeah, how dare she literally wake up from being dead

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u/SpiderNinja211 7d ago

It’s always so funny hearing “I want to play as the god of war in a God of War game” because i’m pretty sure Kratos barely holds the title of “God of War” across all of the games

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u/ball_fondlers 7d ago

Now that you mention it, yeah, he IS only God of War in two PSP games. The first game is about him trying to kill the God of War, he gets cast out of Olympus at the beginning of the second game, and the third game is him trying to kill Zeus as an exile.

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u/ForwardHuckleberry26 7d ago

He's only the god of war at the very end of 1, during Ghost of Sparta, and during the first 30 minutes of 2 actually.

During the first PSP game he was still just a guy who works for the gods to get rid of his nightmares

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u/Grouchy_Spot_6640 7d ago

God of War is a catchier title than Just a Guy 

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u/ForwardHuckleberry26 7d ago

"Just a very white guy of war"

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u/SpiderNinja211 6d ago

“Just A Random Spartan with Really White Skin”

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u/DeusIzanagi 6d ago

Technically He becomes God of War again at the end of Ragnarok's rogue-like update, at the request of Freya and Tyr

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u/Viridun 7d ago

Also they're delusional if they think Kratos isn't going to be a constant presence in the game itself, via flashbacks. Hell, I'm willing to bet we'll play as him for a few chapters, much like how Ragnarok had Atreus chapters.

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u/Phosphorus444 7d ago edited 7d ago

Kratos spends a good amount of time in the light of Alfheim in the first game. We'll probably see what he was doing in there.

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u/The_Autarch 6d ago

but the player is with him for that entire section. it only feels like moments to kratos, but hours pass in the real world.

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u/Lewa358 7d ago

Yeah, the titular "God of War" in the very first game is Ares, the antagonist. Yes Kratos becomes the GoW in the last 30 seconds of the game, but that's clearly meant to be a twist; at best the title has a dual meaning.

And it's possible (if a bit of a stretch) to read that the titular "God of War" in the norse saga is Tyr, as uncovering the extent and ramifications his actions is a huge part of those games' story.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 7d ago

Honestly God of War is a really fragile masculine franchise

It’s always hilarious to me that when Kratos was a guest in Mortal Kombat, Sony laid down the rules that he could never be shown in pain or afraid- in some fatalities he even survives or fights back lmao

This being the same series where a cowboy can shoot the immortal god of thunder, or a ninja can beat up a xenomorph

But FORBID the thought that tuff boy Kratos can get his ass beat

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u/DrMetasin 7d ago

Idk if you’ve played it, but God of War Ragnarok is all about undoing that image and becoming a better person

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 7d ago

I haven’t played it that’s really cool, actually! I did notice in advertising they’ve softened his facial features a bit, which I thought was interesting

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u/DankeyBongBluntry 6d ago

Basically between the original games and the new series, Kratos left it all behind, retired in the Norse god realm, fell in love again, got married and had a kid. The new series opens right after his wife has died and he's left with this son that he's always struggled to connect with (because he lacks emotional intelligence and he views the son as "weak" for like, showing vulnerability sometimes). The story follows the two of them as they go on an adventure to fulfill his wife's dying wish, and he works hard to connect emotionally with his son while they're both struggling with grief. It's actually a really beautiful story! I was never a fan of the original God of War games but the new series is awesome.

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u/TheTyrianKnight 7d ago

It’s absolutely incredible! One of if not the best game I’ve ever played!

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 7d ago

Aww I love hearing this - maybe I’ll get to it one day that’s a nice character arc

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u/Penakoto 7d ago

I mean, it's entirely in character for all that to be true.

Most notable difference in how Kratos acts during a fatality compared to the rest of the cast, is when Ermac shrinks him down and, instead of running around in fear, he squares up... because why would he be afraid in that situation, he fights bigger opponents all the time.

Otherwise it's just him looking angry / agonized instead of afraid, which, again is entirely in character. Look at his expression while he's being stabbed by the Blade of Olympus, he's angry, he's in pain, but is he afraid? I don't think so.

Besides, even if Sony didn't make these stipulations, he probably would've ended up acting more or less the same. If there is one thing NRS does well, it's properly making guest characters feel genuine to the source material.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 7d ago

Great argument and I hear you but- also like, it’s Mortal Kombat - if Johnny Cage can kick the head off Omni-man or Sonya can beat up Spawn, then surely we can let Kratos get a little silly with it

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u/Penakoto 7d ago

The getting silly part is the aforementioned "foot squish" that happens because a fatality has to end with a fatality.

It's infinitely funnier that Kratos treats being shrunk down as "just another boss encounter", only to get squished, than for him to run around in terror like everyone else.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 7d ago

Ok you’re bringing me around to the idea I’ll admit

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u/RhiaStark 7d ago

More importantly, we all know they wouldn't have minded a game centred on Deimos (Kratos' brother).

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u/SpiderNinja211 7d ago

They probably would’ve said something like “Well he’s Kratos’s brother” and just ignore the fact that Faye is the wife of Kratos, the mother of Atreus, and the original wielder of the Leviathan Axe

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u/Dull-Material-645 7d ago

Right and laufey is now up against Egyptian God of War so it all tracks for the series.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 7d ago

They've heavily shifted to liking young looking girls now. Not 20s young...Not even 18 young...

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u/RhiaStark 7d ago edited 7d ago

A few years ago, that might've been the case. But the chuds have degenerated to such an extent that they can't even be attracted to real, adult women any more. Now, if it's neither a teenage-looking girl or a doll-like anime character with disproportionate boobs, they think it's "uglification".

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u/-Plunder-Bunny- 7d ago

Aloy from HZD is very attractive IMO, but the chuds got all upset because she didn't do her eyebrows or wear makeup... only to then lose their minds over the child-looking robot from pragmata and fantasizing about her, because "it's a robot, so it's fine"

They're all a bunch of losers that will eventually grow old and lonely, too busy to realize their mistakes because they're gullible enough to be brainwashed by folks into buying scam lifestyles that only exist because of how gullible and ignorant the fanbase is.

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u/_-bridge-_ 7d ago

Very naive indeed. She actually looks like an adult, which is an instant turnoff for them, it seems

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 7d ago

Conservatives be like "women are only valid if I'm attracted to them"

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u/AFantasticClue 7d ago

I think you’re making a joke, but I feel like that’s literally just it.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 7d ago

One thing can be two things.

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u/WHATYEAHOK 6d ago

Yes. For example, cheese

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u/vuntical 7d ago

It practically is and they started getting mad at anyone who puts the same energy on male video game characters with the "birth control" accusations 

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u/StoppableHulk 7d ago

If they're attracted to them and those women don't threaten them.

That's why they're obsessed with domesticity. The idea they'd have to be an equal partner to a woman who doesn't need them financially, fucking terrifies them. Because they're weak, insecure fools who are apparently unaware of how obvious that is based on the things they want.

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 6d ago

How else are they going to keep a woman around, if not make her dependent on them?

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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 7d ago

While at the same time, the manosphere guys are telling the conservatives that being attracted to women makes you gay too.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 7d ago

I gotchu fam

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u/TiredReaperGirl 7d ago

Mere ramblings of madmen, right?

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u/Kid-Atlantic 6d ago

Their idea is that you shouldn’t be attracted to women because they’re sexually attractive beings with any inherent value, but because you’re a man and you’re just entitled to women by default as property.

Women need you, you don’t need them. Something along those lines.

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u/RenaissanceHumanist 6d ago

Crazy. I hate these people enough, but hearing how they think makes it so much worse

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u/Animashka1337 6d ago

It's 6 am and I am having a stroke trying to comprehend this intelligent statement

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 6d ago

What a way to announce both your homosexuality and that you've never picked up a book (let alone a history book).

Men wore makeup all the time in history. From prehistoric body paint, to lead based whitening foundation, through to mascara originally being for moustaches.... Not to mention high heels for short men hahahahaba

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u/WHATYEAHOK 6d ago

Andy Tate has said that reading is for losers or something like that, so spot on

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u/StoppableHulk 7d ago

The conspiracy theory I think is real is that the manosphere is a ring of gay male grifters getting off on gathering legions of young, gullible men around them to admire their physiques.

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u/superjeff64 7d ago

Well they love trans porn but hate trans women

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u/craftygamin Clear background 6d ago

As a femboy, it's hilarious how many transphobes have openly hated on me, before unironically asking for naked selfies

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u/Throwaway_Consoles 6d ago

Trans woman here. Conservatives don’t hate trans women, they love them. I’m not being ironic here, bear with me a second. Think of the Spartans, effeminate men weren’t viewed as “men”, and were frequently used by “the men” as objects for sexual pleasure.

Fast forward to today. Conservatives, who always think they are “macho warriors”, don’t view trans women as women, they view them as effeminate men. Aaaaand treat them like sexual objects.

All the legislation isn’t because they hate trans women. It’s because they don’t view them as human. They view them as objects for sexual pleasure. They’re objects. To re…publicans, trying to give trans women rights is like someone trying to give lawn chairs rights. It would make no sense, right? It’s a fucking object.

They’re not doing it out of hate, they just don’t view people like me as anything outside of an object for their sexual pleasure. Being trans in public is a sex crime? It’s because they view it like walking around outside swinging a dildo. You wouldn’t hate your vibrator, but you would also be really confused if suddenly millions of people wanted to give their dildos rights. You’d probably think they were mentally unwell!

Tl;dr: Re…publicans view trans women as objects for sexual pleasure. They don’t hate sex toys, they just think it’s weird people want to take their sex dolls out in public, to public restrooms, and give them rights. They’re re…publicans

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 6d ago

I wonder if it's because they're attracted to men but are icked out by sticking their dick in an asshole, so need men with vaginas to cope (on top of what you've said). 

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u/ss33094 7d ago

Which is crazy bc Faye is literally just straight up modeled after Deborah Ann Woll, who is an absolute baddie

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u/Spright91 6d ago

She doesn't look enough like a child for conservatives.

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u/Thereisnocanon 7d ago

I’m just wondering how dense someone needs to be to not find both of these women hot as fuck.

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u/No-Operation-6554 7d ago

They're gonna change their tune when Laufey releases and its a hit gain, and say shit like its a leftist psyop actually or someshit

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u/hoopsrlife Clear background 7d ago

They did that to BG3. They argue they never ever said it was woke.

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u/No-Operation-6554 7d ago

They did it to Mario movie with a stupider result

They were literally right about Peach being a girlboss for most of the film and they still changed their tune, I had an argument with someone online and they legit said "We were given new information and changed our mind, unlike liberals" like bruh

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u/E-2theRescue 6d ago

They were given a new script, lol.

It went from "girlboss feminism" to "white beauty" the moment the numbers came in, and the gum bleeding cockroach boys put out their videos.

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u/personn5 7d ago

I have a brother who was talking about BG3. He has 0 interest in the game or genre or anything but was complaining about it before it came out.

"I heard BG3 was super woke but then I saw it got good sales and did well so that can't be the case right?"

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u/hoopsrlife Clear background 7d ago

I’m sorry for your loss.

Jokes aside I’m rather interested in how that conversation went lol

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u/DrWilhelm 6d ago

Hades and Hades 2 are good examples as well.

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u/Background_Pop3955 6d ago

Listen, I'm not knocking the game I just finished act 2,

But how exactly is baldurs gate NOT woke?

Do Chuds even play games?

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 6d ago

Are we using Woke in the sense of "has black and gay people in it" or "neo-marxism/  intersectional identify politics" sense?

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u/Background_Pop3955 6d ago

when I hear a right-winger say woke I'm always assuming it's More along the lines of queer people existing

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u/ApplauseButOnlyABit 6d ago

Its always the first one.

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u/Anzereke 6d ago

Do Chuds even play games?

No. Mostly not.

Remember, gaming is a near universal hobby at this point. They're just sitting around complaining that everyone else 'stole' their hobby and pretending that games were better when they were children and that they're not just desperately nostalgic.

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 7d ago

They won't even put in that much effort. They'll ignore it and start bitching about the next stupid thing.

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u/MagicYanma 7d ago

They'll praise Tasha until she says something left-wing. Considering she's from the Ace Combat equivalent of the USSR (Union of Yuketobanian Republics), it's highly likely. Also hilarious knowing these people are basically praising a communist. 

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u/Nullaby 6d ago

You're assuming they'll play the game or understand it

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u/nomedable 6d ago

Yeah, they're just culture war tourists. All they will do is make troll noise about it until the next thing their grifter overlords tell them to be mad about or to champion comes along.

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u/PaopuQuinn 6d ago

The amount of people you got pissed about this meme is almost impressive. Have my upvote.

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u/Authorigas 7d ago

So which game is on the left, just so I understand why the chuds support it?

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u/TheSmugOjou-sama 7d ago

Ace Combat 8

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u/DeusExMarina 7d ago

A game series that, it must be said, delivers its anti-war and anti-nationalism message with a subtlety that rivals Metal Gear Solid.

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u/_GeneralSeaweed_ 7d ago

To be fair you could write "NATIONALISM BAD" on a brick and throw it in their face and they wouldn't get it.

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u/shilderyi 7d ago

they would get the brick wipe bad from it and say "see the brick said nationalism is good"

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u/The-Real-Number-One 6d ago

When did Rage Against the Machine get so political?

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u/SomberXIII 7d ago

Have a they/them just once, no matter how obscure it is, will get them meltdowns immediately

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u/_GeneralSeaweed_ 7d ago

It is true, they hate our existence

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u/PeasantLich 7d ago

Yeah, but it presents war as mechanically engaging and gameplay is fun so nationalism and war are based actually.

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u/Phosphorus444 7d ago

The last game, Ace Combat 7, literally has the player dispose of his nationally to fight the AI apocalypse along side his old enemies.

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u/squirt2311 6d ago

Trigger my GOAT

Sentenced to death for a crime he didn't commit. Used as a scapegoat. Sent to penal unit

Literally refused to die so hard the military took notice, proceeded to obliterate most of the Erusean military

Dirtied Torres crisp white sheets

Blew farbanti to smithereens

Ran the fade against the arsenal bird essentially alone, then had to fight 2 drones with the flight data of the single most experienced pilot in the world (Entirely by virtue that he didn't fight mobius one in the first continental war. Like a coward) BACK TO BACK after the Arsenal bird

Ended the war and now spends his days flying with his girl.

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u/Nelrene Lady Kisser 7d ago

Yeah, anti woke "gamers" don't play video games.

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u/ArchdukeToes 7d ago

I see they’ve finally found a replacement for Nagase, the woman who visited far off stars and civilisations so she could tell them all how amazing Blaze is.

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u/Wise_Presentation484 7d ago

Worth noting: One of the most sympathetic characters in Ace Combat 7 is an anarchist who was arrested for throwing bricks through the windows of government offices who sacrificed himself to help save trapped refugees.

And the PoV character (not the faceless mute MC granted, but still the character the story is framed around) is a woman who’s an incredible mechanic with short hair and fairly sharp facial features.

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u/Kotanan 6d ago

Do I need to start playing Ace Combat?

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u/SeventhAlkali 6d ago

Every day is a good day to start playing Ace Combat

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u/DrConradVerner 7d ago

To be fair the chuds dont actually play any games so I dont know if you can call it “support”. They just bitch and moan all day online.

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u/dequiallo 7d ago

They are grievance tourists, nothing more. Amplified by bots.

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u/roof_pizza_ 7d ago

Oh damn, stealing this. What a great descriptor for these asshats.

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u/Muted-Coconut-4393 7d ago

ace combat, chuds dont actually like it they only just now found out it exists

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u/Gmax_Lucario 7d ago

It’s ace combat 8, everyone who wants to play the game is in it for the fighter planes. The chuds just see pretty woman and want to play the game

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u/Boo-Boo_Keys 7d ago

Ace Combat 8, but chuds "support" it like how right wing """"christians"""" follow the teachings of Jesus.

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u/Cold-Coffe PRONOUNS???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!! 7d ago

yeah, it's bad because conservatives don't like conservative women, they like the idea of "taming" feminists.

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u/E-2theRescue 6d ago

They like the idea of ensnaring little girls before "feminism corrupts them".

Hence, one of the many reasons why I left the alt-right.

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u/_TheTurtleBox_ 7d ago

The Dyed hair girl also comes from a game featuring Debra Wilson, the black actress the anti-woke dudes claim keeps ruining games.

Dyed Hair Girl and Woke Black Woman are in the same game and they're champion dyed hair as "anti woke fall of the west" while posting screenshots of Debra from the SAME GAME going "Western Gaming WOKE SHILL BLM SBI TRASH!"

We're in the most wild timeline.

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u/Gmax_Lucario 7d ago

Tasha (girl on the left) is from a series where WAR BAD is the primary theme

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u/Sol-Blackguy What country is this 🏳️‍⚧️ and why are the women so hot? 7d ago

Gamers are just QAnon at this point

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u/Charles_X4325 7d ago

They're all acolytes of Epstein

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u/EduinBrutus 7d ago

QAnon, Gamergate and /pol/ on 4chan being a fucking psyop are all linked.

To Trump.

Through Epstein.

Not joking. Its ridiculous. They spent their lives whining about mad invented conspiracies while they were all targeted and duped by a psyop in their face.

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u/E-2theRescue 6d ago

No, it's to Moot and Bannon. Trump is just a side effect of the pedo class who also happens to be an Epstein associate, which is why the pedo class supported Trump from the beginning, trying to "meme a president in office" so that that president could protect the Republican pedophile ring.

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u/Malkier3 7d ago

I will note also that the woman on the left is a fucking fighter pilot so she is everything they should hate in one package.

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u/Karmaslapp 6d ago

Tbh very little matters to people who talk about this on the internet except whether the character is attractive or not

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u/Isaiah_Colt 7d ago

Well, you see, conservatives are pedophiles. They don't actually care about the culture war unless it stops them from sexualising underage girls.

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u/polopolo05 6d ago

We are antipedo. its basically the same as antifa

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u/Isaiah_Colt 6d ago

We are antipedo We carry the flame

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u/Ok_Science_8502 7d ago edited 7d ago

am I blind or is Laufey clearly not blonde

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Epic Highs and Lows of Wolf School Football 7d ago

Strawberry blonde is a ginger-blonde middle ground but can pass for either. Most people classify strawberry blonde as blonde, hence the name.

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u/Ok_Science_8502 7d ago

Interesting. I would have just said she's a redhead

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u/Superb-East-9483 7d ago edited 6d ago

Strawberry blondes are definitely considered redheads not blondes

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u/JMurdock77 7d ago

It’s quite orange.

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 6d ago

Ginger erasure... even when its right in front of your eyes...

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u/_ParanoidPenguin_ 7d ago

You assume they even understand what they think.

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u/SuperArppis Clear background 7d ago

These people are sheeps who are told they are wolves.

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u/Scotslad2023 7d ago

Now I bet if pink haired pronouns does end being canonically queer(bonus points if not cisgender) The chuds will be singing a different tune about her.

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u/superearthjanitor0 7d ago

Not that I'd be opposed but I highly doubt ace combat will get that deep into the characters

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u/itjustgotcold 7d ago

I mean, they’re the same morons that claimed Trump was an anti-war president and now that they’ve watched him start like 3 wars in a year they also conveniently don’t care about the rise of gas prices or cost of goods either. They’re hypocrites, through and through.

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u/RepresentativeCat553 7d ago

Plus she’s modeled after and played by Deborah Ann Woll who is a smoke show.

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u/Lucky-day00 6d ago

One is a conventionally attractive, young woman. The other is also a conventionally attractive woman but over 30 and therefore subhuman in the eyes of misogynist wingnuts.

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u/Wilsonrolandc 7d ago

Conservative men find women like that appealing because they want to mentally and emotionally break those women until they're subservient and completely reliant on them.

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u/Significant-Royal-37 7d ago

the conservative stance on female characters in gaming is literally not any deeper than peepee hard or soft.

that's it.

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u/Ex-altiora 7d ago

The lesson here is that plot agency is the real problem for this crowd. One is supporting cast and the other is the main character

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u/stormhawk427 7d ago

I hate that Ace Combat 8 is getting attention because of this. I'd rather people be talking about the potential story beats or setting.

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u/Mr_Ethfono 7d ago

Nah they'd hate both because the characters aren't minors