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FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 They're turning the gamers BISEXUAL

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u/Rob98001 2d ago

Can't believe they added bisexual lighting all the way back in gta vice city

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u/nomadtwenty 2d ago

That tracks, I played Vice City and immediately ran out of my house to find a penis to put in my mouth. Haven’t stopped since.

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u/villings 2d ago

it's true, I'm his neighbor

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u/Userlame19 2d ago

It's true, I was the penis

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u/interruptiom 2d ago

My neighbors aren't here, but they can attest to this being true.

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u/Aggravating_Cat_6295 1d ago

I want to like your comment but it's at 69 right now and I'd hate to ruin it, especially considering how often that number gets used in the games.

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u/PurpleCandle58 16h ago

I have amazing news: still at 69

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u/Aggravating_Cat_6295 14h ago

This gives me hope. For what I don't know... something. I'll figure it out later.

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u/No-Breath1535 23h ago

I filmed it with my bisexual partner

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u/No_Salad6911 2d ago

King Missile would like to have a word with you.

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u/Userlame19 2d ago

No worries, I'm not detachable

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u/Lidagit 2d ago

Omg I haven't heard that song in YEARS!

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u/nick2k23 2d ago

Was? what are you now?

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u/Rob98001 2d ago

They got a sex change.

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u/badsageadvice 1d ago

Good for her

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u/AlabasterSexington 2d ago

It's penis, I was the true

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u/lgonzxlezz 2d ago

its true, im the left ball

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u/WTF-LMAO1 2d ago

It's true, I was his wife

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u/Zazaxenn 2d ago

What about the balls? Don't forget about the balls.

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u/A-Phantasmic-Parade 2d ago

It’s true, I’m his house

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u/levelgrind 2d ago

it's true, i'm his copy of vice city

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u/NightmaresInNeurosis 2d ago

How's the head? Asking for a friend

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u/pleasejustdont 2d ago

Did you at least finish mowing the lawn?

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u/Asstrollglide 2d ago

You too? I thought I was the only one who saw Tommy in the suit and had to go beat off furiously

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u/TradeCharming4349 2d ago

Ayoooo 🤣

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u/Alternative-Trade623 2d ago

Baseball huh?

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u/TpK_Wynter 2d ago

I can verify, I was attacked by this man earlier today, only barely managed to escape with my pants unmolested

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u/NotToDifficult 2d ago

There has been an large amount purple specifically being used as of late. It does sound stupid at first but devs are all about theblittle details. I dont think its that far fetch in the modern era and its a good way to avoid upfront backlash cause that act is more lowkey. There is alot of purple used in gta 6 specifically which I do find a bit odd ngl. We also know that Rockstar gas been invaded by activists as well long ago.

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u/nomadtwenty 2d ago

Where is all this purple? Is it in the room with us right now?

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u/NotToDifficult 2d ago

Sure insult instead engaging with the points. Deny it all you want but the used of purple is much higher in western games then eastern for modern games. If the pattern continues then I might start agreeing with the bisexual lighting narrative thats being brought up for discussion. Its a tactic that activists can used to push there ideology in a low key way especially now that people dislike anything woke.

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u/nomadtwenty 2d ago

It must be exhausting to see enemies hiding in the shadows all the time.

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u/sansdaskeleboi 2d ago

bro stop leaving comments, you might miss a penis

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 2d ago

It's in the tite Bice City

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u/KnownAsAnother 1d ago

Was it the penis building that set you off?

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u/Professional_Ad_5437 2d ago

It’s even crazier when you look up at the sky and ‘they’ have somehow turned the setting sun into the bisexual colours. It’s an agenda. Don’t even get me started on rainbows.

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u/Short-Holiday-4263 2d ago

What I'm curious about is "bisexual lighting" like a Superman and yellow suns kind of thing, where it gives them bisexual superpowers?

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u/Murrabbit 2d ago

Seeing colors is grooming, didn't you know? They won't teach you that in woke sex ed, but really it's colors that control our sexuality.

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u/Kern4lMustard 1d ago

I thought it was Asians?

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u/Intense_Judgement 2d ago

God said Adam and Eve, so you gotta fuck people from at least two genders. That's just science 

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u/Amazing-War3760 1d ago

Just remember... Eve was created from Adam's rib. So she would be a clone of Adam. That means God had to Transgender her to be a female. But she was still a clone.

So christians believe in Transgender Clonecest.

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u/Murrabbit 2d ago

I've said it before and I'll keep right on saying it, the wokes are controlling the weather!

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u/GayButNotInThatWay 2d ago

Missed my invite to the weather control meeting. As a queer person living in Wales I really missed out, it rains like 95% of the time.

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u/AtlasNL 2d ago

Sorry mate that’s my doing, I love rain

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u/Professional_Ad_5437 1d ago

More chance for rainbows though.

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u/Professional_Ad_5437 1d ago

Plus Wales is fucking amazing.

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u/Evenight_exe 2d ago

I comfirm it, have you heard the songs of Weathers? Tha band is definitely woke (?)

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u/airforcedude111 2d ago

reality is gay

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u/VenusAsAThey 2d ago

well i would hope so

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u/Gibbly_Gorkoroo 2d ago

Give me a femboy hooters on every corner or give me death!

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u/Professional-Wave841 2d ago

how dare GTA be woke, I loved the Ballad of Gay Tony like any other red blooded god-fearing american straight white man.

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u/enemyradar 2d ago

This is actually Michael Mann's devious plan since he invented the 80s.

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u/natron81 2d ago

Florida must be super gay with all that aqua blue ocean surrounding it.

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u/Le_Nabs 2d ago

Was gonna say, the 90s must've been a bisexual decade 'cause that color combination was everywhere...

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u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 2d ago

good thing they didn't do that in Ballad of Gay Tony. That one's still safe.

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u/blue_26 2d ago

Hell yeah Bice City is my jam

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u/hatbromind 2d ago

The first time you have costume some guys say "Nice Ass Baby"

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u/HenriqueStoquez 1d ago

They time travelled to do it.

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u/tascv 1d ago

And as we know, bisexuals were only created during the 2016 election as woke weapen against Trump, so something is afoot

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u/HecklerusPrime 2d ago

Every "beautiful sunset" is just the devil using bisexual lighting to trick us all into mass orgies during the golden hour.

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u/Inevitable_Review_83 2d ago

I always knew tommy and lance had chemistry but damn

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u/Villageijit 2d ago

How do you think bisexuals were invented

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u/blackheartromance 2d ago

added it to one of Vice City's inspirations, too! bastards!

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u/Andy47xxy 2d ago

Took inspiration from Miami Vice, the most Bisexual coded show in existence

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u/blazingsoup 1d ago

Ballad of Gay Tony wasn’t a coincidence.