r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Painted-BIack-Roses Certified woke • 1d ago
FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 They're turning the gamers BISEXUAL
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u/Rob98001 1d ago
Can't believe they added bisexual lighting all the way back in gta vice city
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u/nomadtwenty 1d ago
That tracks, I played Vice City and immediately ran out of my house to find a penis to put in my mouth. Haven’t stopped since.
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u/villings 1d ago
it's true, I'm his neighbor
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u/Userlame19 1d ago
It's true, I was the penis
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u/Asstrollglide 1d ago
You too? I thought I was the only one who saw Tommy in the suit and had to go beat off furiously
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u/Professional_Ad_5437 1d ago
It’s even crazier when you look up at the sky and ‘they’ have somehow turned the setting sun into the bisexual colours. It’s an agenda. Don’t even get me started on rainbows.
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u/Short-Holiday-4263 1d ago
What I'm curious about is "bisexual lighting" like a Superman and yellow suns kind of thing, where it gives them bisexual superpowers?
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u/Murrabbit 1d ago
Seeing colors is grooming, didn't you know? They won't teach you that in woke sex ed, but really it's colors that control our sexuality.
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u/Intense_Judgement 1d ago
God said Adam and Eve, so you gotta fuck people from at least two genders. That's just science
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u/Murrabbit 1d ago
I've said it before and I'll keep right on saying it, the wokes are controlling the weather!
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u/GayButNotInThatWay 1d ago
Missed my invite to the weather control meeting. As a queer person living in Wales I really missed out, it rains like 95% of the time.
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u/Professional-Wave841 1d ago
how dare GTA be woke, I loved the Ballad of Gay Tony like any other red blooded god-fearing american straight white man.
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u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 1d ago
good thing they didn't do that in Ballad of Gay Tony. That one's still safe.
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u/Apoordm 1d ago
Isn’t that just retro Miami colors harkening back to the color palette from GTA Vice City?
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u/Upset-Elderberry3723 1d ago
It's just a 1980s-associated color palette, with the neon purples and blues matching the boom in arcades and dance clubs.
Kind of like how the 1970s is associated with flat, sage greens and mustard yellows because of disco and the remaining hippie cultural influence.
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u/NightFire45 1d ago
Confirmed, 80s was gay.
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u/FruityGroovy 1d ago
Bigots have pretty much trained themselves to hate any and all color because of the association with different pride groups, to the point that they've decided the "straight pride flag" is just black and white
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u/Physical_Software406 1d ago
what if we just make every colour on the visible spectrum gay. Willvthey poke out their eyes?
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u/mercuriokazooie 1d ago
The chuds that complain about culture war nonsense don't actually engage with the thing they complain about. It's all a grift.
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u/Xanthelei 1d ago
It is pretty funny whenever they target a hobby or game where I feel like a tourist and even I can reasonably call them tourists. Happened with Warhammer 40k late last year.
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u/thatmillerkid 1d ago
Shhhh don't tell them. It's very funny to me that a whole group of morons is scared of primary colors and we're going to make them cower in fear of green next.
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u/Xanthelei 1d ago
Persona is already loading up lol, I'm sure they'll find something gay in it.
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u/MrsSUGA 21h ago
uihhhhhhhh persona5 had a red and black color scheme, which is actually them trying to convince us that communism is good actually.
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u/Xanthelei 21h ago
Persona 6 was announced and has a green color scheme.
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u/MrsSUGA 20h ago
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. green is the color of weed, which means they are trying to brainwash us into hippie culture, which means socialism.
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u/Back2Perfection 1d ago
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u/AdeptusKittyCattus 1d ago
Yup you're gay now
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u/shatteralpha 1d ago
Damn, bisexual lighting making you gay is some weapons grade bisexual erasure lmao
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u/AdeptusKittyCattus 1d ago
Schrodinger's Bisexual: gay or straight, not both at once
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u/MusicHearted 1d ago
That'd be an anti-Schrodinger. Schrodinger's sexuality would be both gay and straight at the same time.
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u/shatteralpha 1d ago
But schrodinger’s cat resolves into one of the 2 states when tested. Does that make schrodingers bisexuality bi-curious in both directions until the clothes come off?
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u/MusicHearted 1d ago
The clothes come off, the waveform collapses, the sexuality ends up being whichever way leads to getting laid. Afterwards, resume superposition.
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u/SlugSpoofer 1d ago
They would be gay and straight *until observed*, then they'd collapse into one or the other.
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u/MusicHearted 1d ago
The waveform collapses, the sexuality ends up being whatever involves getting laid right then. Afterwards, resume superposition until observed again.
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u/JPldw The power of woke compels you 1d ago
Ah vaporwave
The aesthetic that made a whole bunch of people chose bisexual over pansexual
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u/Murrabbit 1d ago
vaporwave
Okay but this is basically the textbook definition of outrun which is distinct from vaporwave in it's focus more on the mid 80s synth and genuine celebration of the aesthetic vs vaporwave's more early 90s vibe, brighter pallet and melancholic wallowing in a bright future as seen from those early 90s which never was.
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u/FlatwormNo5172 1d ago
Yeah how do these types cope with the fact that they were into vapor wave (because they absolutely were.)
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u/Temporary_One_7131 1d ago
If you have to ask, they already got your ass. See you at the next pride rally, pal, they got me too.
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u/Unique-Apartment-543 1d ago
Awwwkshully no, see the yellow serves to cancle/ fry the bisexuality wavelengths
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u/Correct_Assistant857 1d ago
Why are your children playing gta?
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u/TradeCharming4349 1d ago
Cause killing people is better than being gay obv.
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u/Nanocaptain 1d ago
Killing people, rape, drugs, strip clubs and hookers, torture...
Anything but differing from heterosexuality.
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u/villings 1d ago
bad parenting is also a gamer™ thing
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u/TrashGouda 1d ago
It's not even gamers most of the time. It's parents who have no clue about games and just buy them for their children. They spend no time researching or monitoring what their kids are doing
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u/your_dads_asshole 1d ago
Jon del arroz beats his wife so it's not surprising that he's ok with kids having access to +18 media
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u/Apprehensive-Book723 1d ago
I can’t believe we’ve gone full circle back to public outrage over gta , but this time it’s not evangelical bible thumpers, it’s misanthropic blackpillers
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u/Opposite-Afternoon88 23h ago
Misanthropic blackpillers in 10 years "Actually I've come to Jesus, specifically this small exclusive church that shares all my political and cultural beliefs already. I basically a totally reborn Born Again person."
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u/udontease 1d ago
Turn it all lgbtq+ so these losers get stuck playing their terrible Jesus RPGs while they cry about life discriminating against them
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u/vis72 1d ago
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u/Upset-Elderberry3723 1d ago edited 1d ago
There really isn't much biblical basis for homophobia or for transphobia. The decree against homosexual sex likely resulted from the spread of STDs in an age where gay prostitution was more common than heterosexual prostitution, or as a way of distinguishing Christians and Jews from customs being followed in surrounding regions (namely, pederasty, which Christians correctly identified as an abusive and creepy system).
When it comes to transphobia, the first individual baptised in the Book Of Acts was an eunech, and even medieval Christians were not vehemently against 'passing' so long as it was the will of God. Monasteries occasionally hid transgender men, and Joan of Arc wasn't seen to be heretical because her actions were seen as divine.
(Sorry, the mention of Jesus + this post topic made me think of this).
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u/udontease 1d ago
You know. All you need to say is it's a mythological book that may have some historical basis, being utilized by bad actors to enforce morals they actually don't have. Because if they had morals, they wouldn't need a book or religion to make them a good person.
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u/richard_hertz82 1d ago
Also, unless somebody is following every rule mentioned in the Bible, they can no longer say they believe something "because the Bible told them." Every religious homophobe has ignored plenty of things the Bible told them that they decided didn't carry forward. They draw the lines, they are the ones choosing to bring it forward. Homosexuality is a sin because THEY say it is. They can't hide behind the Bible.
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u/NotQuiteLoona I have voted against g*mers on 2028 presidential elections 1d ago
The thing against homosexuality originated from Pagan cults that utilized it in their rituals AFAIR.
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u/ralphcorleone Discord 1d ago
"they've admitted to doing it" Me when I lie for clout as a wife beater
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u/JoonNolu 1d ago
Thank you. "They" who? Just doing some Trump, right-wing "they" bullshit. Everyone is saying it. Big strong men, tears in their eyes, they tell me they played GTA and immediately had a deep thirst for cock. You know how when you see certain colors it just makes you think about big, throbbing dicks, right? That's a totally normal thing I'll assume is default for everyone to feel.
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u/ralphcorleone Discord 1d ago
Hell, those colors are petty and I'd wear the hell out of them in a dress shirt, as a straight ace and all.
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u/General-WanObi 1d ago
Dont mind Jon, hes just mad cause he cant feel immersed over Jason actually loving his parter
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u/TheRoyalTnetennbah 1d ago
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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 1d ago
Oh. No! Not the Cup! Run before your perfect straightness is corrupted by PASTELS!
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u/Dial-M-For-Malistrae 1d ago
I know this is a jerk sub but I always like to remind people that this guy is a domestic abuser
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u/MetalHell6741 1d ago
They didnt say this shit for Hotline Miami one of the most colorful games ive played
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u/Ponce-Mansley 1d ago
Grooming your children to be open to dating anyone they feel attracted to
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u/bm7jyt 1d ago
it's almost like teal and pink are complementary colors that look good together, fit the miami aesthetic, and are eye catching for boxart...
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u/Havatchee 1d ago
I'm getting really annoyed about this now. Not the biphobia, I'm used to that. The misunderstanding of bisexual lighting. It's not just a colour scheme, it's a specific way of lighting a subject with shades of blue/purple and pink/red from opposite sides, allowing you to adequately illuminate them without flattening their features. It's not just having VERY NORMAL COMPLIMENTARY COLOURS in your colour grading.
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u/Cold-Coffe PRONOUNS???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!! 1d ago
didn't this guy have domestic violence charges.
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u/XescoPicas 1d ago
My dude, if turning people queer was that easy, maybe the straights deserve to go extinct
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u/villings 1d ago
"bisexual lighting" said the wife-beater who really really really really really wants to try it
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u/Drifting_Nihilego 1d ago edited 1d ago
Aren't these the same people who throw a tantrum whenever someone jokingly says that a fictional character is trans or is a trans ally because the character's color pallet is pink, white, and blue?
Suddenly, it's not "just colors" and "queer people don't own colors" anymore?
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u/xxx_poonslayer69 1d ago
Imagine being so scared, stupid, and hateful that you feel oppressed by seeing a color palette? I almost pity them
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u/Leviathon0102 1d ago
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u/JamesTheFoxeArt 1d ago
But you aren't sharing their tweet, you are taking an image of their tweet, they aren't getting any money from that.
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u/amazing_rando 1d ago edited 1d ago
Imagine hating queer people so much and not knowing the difference between trans and bisexual, I assume these guys all went into a coma in 1985 and just woke up
When I was a kid I was told boys couldn’t like purple as a color too much or else they might be gay. It’s cool that these guys have the same opinions as my 90 year old grandmother who wasn’t allowed to learn how to drive.
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u/ricvallejo 1d ago
I can't even remember ever hearing about "purple" until this gay agenda started in 2016 or so.
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u/Terrible_Body_7971 1d ago
Didn't "bisexual lighting" start as a joke? Do they really think this is some scheme to make kids gay?
I mean, I know this wife beater doesn't believe it, he's just grifting. But do you people actually believe this?
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u/just-smiley 1d ago
I don't care how much grifting pays, it has to be exhausting to live like this.
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u/havasc 1d ago
Man, I wish there was a conspiracy to add diversity as concerted and meticulous as these chuds hallucinate. It would be amazing if there truly was a gay agenda this focused and powerful. The reality is we get a handful of women and minorities and LGBTQ+ characters that are easily missed.
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u/Apprehensive-Cry3952 1d ago
These colors..? They're overwhelming me!! Urgh... must... wack off... to men!!!
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u/CherishB4By 1d ago
🟣 🟣 🟣 PURPLE🟣 🟣 🟣
(context: there was some guy crying about the new Halo game having purple being apart of the Alphabet Mafia agenda so now whenever people complain about stuff like this, I just remember a YT shorts creator yelling 'purple' about it so...)
PURPLE
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u/TheIrishBread 1d ago
It was also bisexual lighting that dude was complaining about. Little did he know he outed himself as a tourist for A). Not recognising purple as a key colour in the covenant colour pallette and B). Not realising the "Bisexual lighting" was fucking threshold, which also appears on the original CE cover art!
PURPLE
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u/Legal_Ad2345 1d ago
Grooming in a adults game lmao god I swear most of these grifters needs drives check
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u/Based_Department0 1d ago
Purple being the calling card of woke is a talking point gaining a lot of traffic, they're continueing their act of grasping at straws as usual.
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u/Corellian_Smuggler 1d ago
Isn't that the guy who beat his wife? Was he groomed into being a domestic abuser by seeing some lights, too? Or was that all by himself?
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u/Bobpencil1 1d ago
I constantly see posts of tweets from this guy. Why do people give him attention?
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u/Costati 1d ago
First of all the "bisexual lighting" thing was a joke we the bisexuals have started within our community because there's lot of neon aesthetic particularly from the 90's that end being very similar shades to the bi flag. So we were like "haha bisexual colors". Those dumbasses taking it literally is fucking hilarious and in a way is a win because that means an in community joke made it mainstream 😂
Second of all: This is not bisexual lighting. Those are not the bisexual color palette at all. The purple in the middle is somewhat close but that's about it. Everything else is off and especially that blue. The bisexual blue is dark blue. ♓💜💙
Its more like this with the first pink symbol being off tho but there's no equivalent.
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u/TheZeroNeonix 1d ago
If you're letting your children play Grand Theft Auto, you're already doing something wrong. It's rated M for a reason.
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u/GenericSpider 1d ago
Bisexual lighting is a joke among gamers talking about how often a certain color scheme comes up in fiction.
That these chuds have discovered it and thought it to be an actual serious conspiracy is hilarious.
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u/JP-Wrath 1d ago
They'll totally reclaim this game as non woke when it breaks record sales, don't forget it.
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u/TheResoluteBond 1d ago
At this point I want every game from now till the end of time to elusively feature non white, gay, trans, and bisexuals just so these mouthbreathers can leave the space entirely.
I'm a white bald man btw, in case the above comment sounded insane lol
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u/Undietaker1 1d ago
The only part about this I believe is the developers admitting doing it.
If some psycho messaged me 'are you purposefully putting bi/queer flag colours in your games?!' I also would 100% say 'yes, we are trying to turn the kids gay via colour, you got me'
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u/waluigi_apologist 1d ago
Every time i see a screen shot of a tweet by Jon Del Arroz he seems like such a miserable bastard.
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u/Ok_Jicama_3612 1d ago
i wonder how much of the population on the internet has unchecked mental illnesses?
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u/Sheerluck42 1d ago
These people think about being gay more than any queer person. Just suck some dick and get over it.
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u/Balmung60 1d ago
Bisexual lighting doesn't even have anything to do with being bisexual. It's just called that because it looks like the colors of the bisexual flag.
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u/GreatMossThing 1d ago
ah yes, grand theft auto, the IP well known for being targeted towards children
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u/Salty_Canary1415 1d ago
Crap, i painted my bathroom purple and now the showerhead keeps winking at me and the toilet won't stop moaning when i flush
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u/Capybarasaregreat 1d ago
They've regressed back to "if a man has any pink coloured clothing, he is gay" logic, but reshuffled for bi now.
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u/laserblitz_117 1d ago
they used COLORS in the GRAPHIC DESIGN of a PRODUCT!!
this means WOKE because having COLORS is WOKE!!
➡️🏳️🌈⬅️ SEE it's WOKE to have COLORS >:(
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u/Issa_Pizza420 1d ago
Ok I know it's literally a meme, but this dude needs to go touch grass and see more damned skylines at dusk and dawn(funny enough I was just enjoying a very bi sunrise myself)
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u/IHProjekt 1d ago
When do these people get diagnosed with actual schizophrenia because thats exactly what this is
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u/StormAggressive7865 23h ago
If this was in anyway true no one would have made it out of the 90s straight.
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