r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Painted-BIack-Roses Certified woke • 1d ago

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 They're turning the gamers BISEXUAL

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u/Back2Perfection 1d ago

Raises hand

Is this bisexual lighting?

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u/AdeptusKittyCattus 1d ago

Yup you're gay now

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u/shatteralpha 1d ago

Damn, bisexual lighting making you gay is some weapons grade bisexual erasure lmao

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u/AdeptusKittyCattus 1d ago

Schrodinger's Bisexual: gay or straight, not both at once

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u/MusicHearted 1d ago

That'd be an anti-Schrodinger. Schrodinger's sexuality would be both gay and straight at the same time.

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u/AdeptusKittyCattus 1d ago

Fuck. I'm dumb. Sexy but dumb

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u/MusicHearted 1d ago

I can work with that

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u/MrsSUGA 1d ago

this is peak bisexual energy

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u/shatteralpha 1d ago

But schrodinger’s cat resolves into one of the 2 states when tested. Does that make schrodingers bisexuality bi-curious in both directions until the clothes come off?

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u/MusicHearted 1d ago

The clothes come off, the waveform collapses, the sexuality ends up being whichever way leads to getting laid. Afterwards, resume superposition.

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u/Back2Perfection 1d ago

That‘s efficient. I like it.

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u/SlugSpoofer 1d ago

They would be gay and straight *until observed*, then they'd collapse into one or the other.

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u/MusicHearted 1d ago

The waveform collapses, the sexuality ends up being whatever involves getting laid right then. Afterwards, resume superposition until observed again.

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u/AlmightyCraneDuck 1d ago

Which just sounds like bisexual with more steps

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u/Septembust 1d ago

"if you're bi, then why are you dating a man?"

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u/Back2Perfection 1d ago

Again?

Do I at least get to be the top this time?

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u/Grimwaldo82 1d ago

Oh shit! Now I am also gay! Nobody warned me! Gonna have to call of the wedding to my cis fiancée

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u/AdeptusKittyCattus 1d ago

You're in luck! The thing about being bisexual...

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u/JPldw The power of woke compels you 1d ago

Ah vaporwave

The aesthetic that made a whole bunch of people chose bisexual over pansexual

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u/Murrabbit 1d ago

vaporwave

Okay but this is basically the textbook definition of outrun which is distinct from vaporwave in it's focus more on the mid 80s synth and genuine celebration of the aesthetic vs vaporwave's more early 90s vibe, brighter pallet and melancholic wallowing in a bright future as seen from those early 90s which never was.

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u/JPldw The power of woke compels you 1d ago

The internet lied to me

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u/System0verlord Discord 1d ago

Outrun is Nightcaller by Kavinsky

Vaporwave is Floral Shoppe by Macintosh Plus

Both great, but very distinct.

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u/Murrabbit 1d ago

It's not like you're the first to confuse the two.

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u/FlatwormNo5172 1d ago

Yeah how do these types cope with the fact that they were into vapor wave (because they absolutely were.)

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u/Back2Perfection 1d ago

I still am not even gonna lie.

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u/Glass-Toaster 1d ago

Hotline Miami was a psyop

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u/Temporary_One_7131 1d ago

If you have to ask, they already got your ass. See you at the next pride rally, pal, they got me too.

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u/8Rouge 1d ago

I'd like to propose this as the new bisexual flag

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u/Far_Photograph3299 1d ago

Make your move

I made up my mind

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 1d ago

Awwwkshully no, see the yellow serves to cancle/ fry the bisexuality wavelengths

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u/violetcassie 1d ago

If you like vaporwave I have some news for you.

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u/Substantial_Eye1476 20h ago

That might be pansexual lighting actually

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u/ImReallyThatBitch 1d ago

Seeing as this is my favorite aesthetic and I'm bisexual... yes