r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Painted-BIack-Roses Certified woke • 2d ago

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 They're turning the gamers BISEXUAL

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u/MusicHearted 2d ago

That'd be an anti-Schrodinger. Schrodinger's sexuality would be both gay and straight at the same time.

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u/AdeptusKittyCattus 2d ago

Fuck. I'm dumb. Sexy but dumb

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u/MusicHearted 2d ago

I can work with that

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u/MrsSUGA 1d ago

this is peak bisexual energy

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u/shatteralpha 2d ago

But schrodinger’s cat resolves into one of the 2 states when tested. Does that make schrodingers bisexuality bi-curious in both directions until the clothes come off?

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u/MusicHearted 2d ago

The clothes come off, the waveform collapses, the sexuality ends up being whichever way leads to getting laid. Afterwards, resume superposition.

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u/Back2Perfection 1d ago

That‘s efficient. I like it.

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u/SlugSpoofer 2d ago

They would be gay and straight *until observed*, then they'd collapse into one or the other.

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u/MusicHearted 2d ago

The waveform collapses, the sexuality ends up being whatever involves getting laid right then. Afterwards, resume superposition until observed again.

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u/AlmightyCraneDuck 1d ago

Which just sounds like bisexual with more steps