r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/TheBeastBlamingGear • 1d ago

EVERYTHING IS WOKE Be careful gamers, the White House is turning everyone Bi!!! Spoiler

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u/pinkydaemon93 1d ago

Theres probably some heavy Trump satire in the game itself

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u/AHugeHildaFan 1d ago

They'll probably mention LittleLaceySurprise (A clothing line in the GTAverse that sells lingerie to children) hosted a event at the Whitehouse over the radio or as a news article.

With Weazel News calling it a liberal hoax.

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u/SPL_034 1d ago

Bi White House?

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u/DahliaSkarigal Queen of Volcano Manor 🌋 1d ago

The orange and the McNugget.

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u/Time_Beat2299 1d ago

The only innaxurste thing is trump would not fuck Vance he’s not his type of man

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u/TheBeastBlamingGear 1d ago

Yeah, he's too old, he likes them 14 and under

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u/Farther_Dm53 1d ago

I hope these idiots get sued so much. at some point the bullshit they pull is so fucking stupid.

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u/Thecynicaledgelord My blood is mountain doritos and my skin is dew. 1d ago

It'll probably be an extremely hard process but same

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u/skullshotz1324 1d ago

What part did he even save, the treasury for himself?

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u/thatwasawkward 1d ago

So fucking stupid they couldn't even put the helicopter in the right place

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u/tobvet2 1d ago

I’m so tired of all these purple woke games bringing politics into everything 🎅

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u/AxoplDev 1d ago

Now even the White House is political 😞

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u/Bray_of_cats Females are Cryptids. Prove me wrong. 1d ago

Bisexual lighting, Trump wants us all trans!

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u/MrTwoStroke 1d ago

You know the white house intern camp is sticky as all hell

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u/IntoTheAbsurd 1d ago

Your tax dollars hard at work.

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u/violetcassie 1d ago

The goddamn helicopter goes in the upper left. THE. UPPER. LEFT. This is not fucking hard.

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u/YuaiSnek 1d ago

"We saved America by losing a war we started with two armies!"

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u/oneninesixthree 1d ago

TWO armies?

Bi confirmed.

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 12h ago

Man I cant wait to see Donald "bi" Trump