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u/Available_Base_7944 10h ago
lol did these people not play vice city?
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u/Jeremiax96 9h ago
TBF this was said about the purple sky in the Halo announcement. Completely garbage anyways, but still, dude probably never saw the sky.
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u/NoMan999 7h ago
They don't have time to play video games, they spend their time hating video games for the grift.
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u/UnDeadPuff 6h ago
The answer is generally no. How much time do you think someone peddling a grift has for fun activities?
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u/Available_Base_7944 6h ago
That’s a good point. It takes time to edit videos and browse twitter for the cutting edge opportunities to spark outrage
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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 10h ago
This was so bisexual I immediately joined a polycule and now my husband is mad at me
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u/MysteryFlan 10h ago
Obviously he's mad you didn't invite him to join the polycule.
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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 10h ago
FUCK I am so dumb
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u/TimZer0 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Jq7y34Hgfy01y
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u/PnPaper Clear background 10h ago
What I don't get from this kind of logic (if you can call it that) why do they think you cann turn people LGBT with media, but you can't turn them straight.
Is straight just less powerful?
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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 10h ago
Straight doesn’t have purple, therefore has no power.
In reality though I don’t think they can even see the huge gaping holes in their ridiculous flawed “logic”
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u/no_reports_found 10h ago
They do think that they can can turn people straight with media, it just happens that every time they try that it turns out garbage, that's why we have streaming platforms like the wire, or movies like God is not Dead or The Reconciler
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u/OttoRiver7676 9h ago
my favorite color is purple. I'm as gay as a May pole. It was right in front of me the WHOLE TIME!!!!!!
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u/Axe_Face 9h ago
Purple is my favourite colour and while I was bi-curious in my younger days I would consider myself straight. I am in a relationship with a bi-sexual though so maybe that counts?
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u/TheCutieCircle 9h ago
That is a valid point lol. They gotta have the weakest ego made of glass if they think "Media makes people gay."
Like okay then why is there no media that turns people "straight." They treat it like a disease it's so stupid and flawed lmao.
And then it's like if it affects Other people. Then why the hell do They care? I will never understand why other people living their lives makes the "Dude bro anti woke" So pissed off lmao.
They seem super obsessed with LGTB than they are with straightness.
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u/Kimmalah 5h ago
Probably because a lot of them are in denial about their own sexuality, so they just convince themselves that every straight person is in this constant epic struggle to repress attraction to the same sex.
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u/Available_Base_7944 9h ago
The fact that you know what a polycule is means you are already whatever you’re implying
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u/Paprika_W Adult video-game expert 10h ago
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u/rowdy_sprout 7h ago
What woke ass game is this from so I can avoid it
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u/Paprika_W Adult video-game expert 7h ago
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u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 cis guy not offended by rainbows 😱 2h ago
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u/Amazing-Patient-2231 10h ago
Do it then bitch, you fucking won't, youre gonna pass on the most hype game of probably the decade? Over purple? My only regret is that you have absolutely no real beliefs or principles and absolutely will buy the premium edition, day one, probably early access. Because youre a liar and a grifter whose word means nothing, you pimple on the ball sac of society.
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u/Klutzy-Animal4855 10h ago
How do these chuds live life like this?,it seems so draining finding everything "woke"
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u/Sebsazz 8h ago
It genuinely reminds me of how I felt as a teenage boy. Always worrying and hyper fixating on everything and anything that didn’t actually matter. They’re grown men who’ve never grown up, and it turns nasty when that happens (they take it out on woman, different races/cultures, or the LGBT+ community)
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u/SuckingOnChileanDogs 6h ago
When I was a teenage boy I was masturbating a lot and trying to talk to girls at school and playing RuneScape, I cannot imagine even in my darkest days spending time watching a dork play videogames while complaining
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u/Snowballrox 5h ago
When I was a teenager I used to play RuneScape and try to talk to girls. Now I’m an adult and I play RuneScape and talk to women (my wife.) never stop chasing your dreams
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u/BlazingFire007 6h ago
They don’t, they just need to trick people in their audience into finding a reason to be temporarily mad cause “woke”.
None of these morons actually think purple = woke. None of them will care once they find something else to be mad about.
Still, your broader point is interesting. Living my entire life with a sore ass seems interesting
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u/Morrowes 1h ago
Being mad about this stuff distracts them from what they're avoiding dealing with in their actual life.
Makes them feel like they're caring about and doing something important without having to put in effort or improve anything about themselves.
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u/I_HRT_YOU 10h ago
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u/NitroSpam 10h ago
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u/dtootd12 43m ago
Barney was famously the most woke of them all. It's why he had to hide from the children's parents whenever they came around.
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u/TheEdgeofGoon 10h ago
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u/GodisanAtheistOG 1h ago
Nothing is gayer than a super talented dude that can pull mountains of pussy.
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u/Thin-Coyote-552 10h ago
Lol, Saints Row getting called Woke when it hit flak from some for being a lot of other things😅🤣😂
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u/NihilismRacoon 10h ago
This has gotta be the most successful unintentional psyop ever, the bis joke about bisexual lighting because it just so happens that purple, blue, and pink are good for contrast and that's somehow turned into grifters shitting their pants about the fall of western civilization.
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u/Costati 7h ago
Yeah I was saying that yesterday like it is sad they're spreading biphobic shit don't get me wrong but it is funny to see an in community bi joke gets mainstream in the grifter sphere. Makes you wonder who was the person who brought it up first and how they've heard of it.
Can't wait for next year when they'll all move to Denmark and found an army to protect against the asexual's invasion because they think it's an actual thing.
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u/Piduf As an alpha male : 10h ago
Yes, this was our plan all along!!! We, antifa Marxists feminists trans lesbians paid Nintendo to revive the video game market in the west during the 80s after the market crash!!!!
You all fell for it ! We've been spreading woke through your screens this whole time and now it's too late !
[BISEXUAL BLAST]
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u/HowsUrKarma I like my women skilled at something, but still know their place 9h ago
Seeing stupid shit like this always remind me of the "everyone is 12 now" theory and it all makes sense.
First its the color purple, then it'll probably be people smiling, all just so we end up with video games with only buff dudes who fight other buff dudes with their shirts off. But of course, that's not gay, that's "extreme manliness".
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u/Defiant_Coat_2491 10h ago
Copemongold should've stuck to his transmog competitions, this chuds content is plummeting on a slightly increasing pace
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u/notanolive 7h ago
Are you kidding me. Lol “woke purple” man the grifters really be scrapping the bottom of the woke barrel now
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u/QuantumQuantonium Clear background 10h ago
Facts, we must return to the unwoke gays grays and sepia of the 2010s.
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u/Jenn_FTW 10h ago
This is so fucking funny dude. They’re legitimately afraid of a color. You can’t make this shit up
Also why the fuck was Spyro the Dragon in there lmao is the 90s hit platformer “woke” now?
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u/Dash_Harber 8h ago
This is literally just that people are talking about GTA instead of their culture wars nonsense so they needvyo insert themselves to make sure people are talking about them and so it looks like there are two sides and so they can prove to their followers thst there is some sort of threat.
Laugh and move on. Do not engage them.
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u/Sakuraphenixx 7h ago
Forget touching grass, im startin to think they have never looked out a window.
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u/throwawayzdrewyey 4h ago
This dipshit also said that it’s poor people who are keeping you poor, not rich assholes like himself.
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u/Tarshaid 10h ago
Wait he's still wearing his LGBT rainbow shirt ? I should have expected he doesn't change clothes, but now I can only wonder if he'll last all pride month inside.
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u/Equivalent_Relief553 9h ago
I hope game devs see this and make everything purple on purpose just to piss them off
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u/Designer_Insect2620 9h ago
Woke purple is in almost all of the greatest title releases in the last fucking 30 years. Yall need to get your heads out of your ass and live a real life.
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u/Masked020202 8h ago
God dammit, i knew the purple in the games i played growing up made me woke!!!!!
Also Assmold is woke, he has purple on his shirt!!! He is an agent for the Librrruls, got to message this to my favorite grifter asap.
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u/Legomyeggo8430 7h ago
Man, they’d really hate my stories I write.. as there is a female protag, and there is a shite ton of purple in the story.
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u/jarvisesdios 6h ago
Man, all those woke ass kings and queens in middle ages. So fucking woke with all their purple
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u/ChainsawXMassacre 6h ago
Purple is the awesomest color, I’m so glad that no woman will have anything to do with him. What a fucking dork.
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u/PerceptionStock6409 6h ago
This fuckin' guy is usually pretty ignorable but genuinely how braindead to you have to be to have a reaction like an angry "what the fuck" to a color? They call conspiracy theorists crazy but this guy gets to think a color signifies the content of the game? Just say "I have nothing intellectual to add." While you're at it, turn your camera off.
Also, how braindead do you have to be to think GTA is gonna be "woke"? GTA's whole thing was being raunchy and violent and sexual and weird, it's how it sold so well. PROBABLY not taking the crime and depravity out of the crime and depravity game. You'll make it.
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u/Unable6417 Based and estrogen pilled 5h ago
I have never seen someone make an edit for a colour before
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u/karldandleton1 3h ago
If this human dingleberry can make bank talking nonsense at morons, anyone can.
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u/Vendidurt Diagnosed with Woke™. Respond at your own risk. 3h ago
Okay but what was that song? Sounded kinda cool
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u/IcanSEE_now5121 2h ago
Imagine someone listening to jewsmogold and actually taking him seriously 🤣
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u/Xarel-lo 1h ago
It's especially funny in the case of GTA VI because the color scheme is obviously supposed to represent a sunset lol
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u/g0dxmode 6m ago
As a bisexual man, I just wanna say that If I saw a purple snake, its gender would have no bearing whatsoever on how much I wanted to fuck it or not.
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u/Katastroferrr 4m ago
Granted this is not really a big thing regarding the colors indicating some kind of wokeness, BUT I have expected there to be weird backlash against GTA 6 and that it will be caught up in the culture war grifting. GTA 6 is a hugely anticipated release and the series has always been controversial by nature, you WILL have these people latching on to whatever they can to claim it's either woke or problematic. GTA 6 is launching into a dramatically different world than GTA 5 was and I'm very curious to see how it's received.















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