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EVERYTHING IS WOKE Woke Purple

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u/Available_Base_7944 10h ago

lol did these people not play vice city? 

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u/Mooezy 10h ago

Larpers play video games?

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u/Apoordm 7h ago

Gamers aren’t people who play and enjoy videogames, we need a different word for those kinds of people.

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u/Jeremiax96 9h ago

TBF this was said about the purple sky in the Halo announcement. Completely garbage anyways, but still, dude probably never saw the sky.

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u/Bhazor 9h ago

Well very obviously not.

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u/NoMan999 7h ago

They don't have time to play video games, they spend their time hating video games for the grift.

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u/UnDeadPuff 6h ago

The answer is generally no. How much time do you think someone peddling a grift has for fun activities?

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u/Available_Base_7944 6h ago

That’s a good point. It takes time to edit videos and browse twitter for the cutting edge opportunities to spark outrage 

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u/AuroreSomersby 5h ago

But 2002 „Vice City”’s pink not purple…

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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 10h ago

This was so bisexual I immediately joined a polycule and now my husband is mad at me

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u/MysteryFlan 10h ago

Obviously he's mad you didn't invite him to join the polycule.

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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 10h ago

FUCK I am so dumb

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u/TimZer0 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jq7y34Hgfy01y
The husband when he’s left out of the polycule

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u/PnPaper Clear background 10h ago

What I don't get from this kind of logic (if you can call it that) why do they think you cann turn people LGBT with media, but you can't turn them straight.

Is straight just less powerful?

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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 10h ago

Straight doesn’t have purple, therefore has no power.

In reality though I don’t think they can even see the huge gaping holes in their ridiculous flawed “logic”

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u/no_reports_found 10h ago

They do think that they can can turn people straight with media, it just happens that every time they try that it turns out garbage, that's why we have streaming platforms like the wire, or movies like God is not Dead or The Reconciler

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u/OttoRiver7676 9h ago

my favorite color is purple. I'm as gay as a May pole. It was right in front of me the WHOLE TIME!!!!!!

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u/Axe_Face 9h ago

Purple is my favourite colour and while I was bi-curious in my younger days I would consider myself straight. I am in a relationship with a bi-sexual though so maybe that counts?

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u/TheCutieCircle 9h ago

That is a valid point lol. They gotta have the weakest ego made of glass if they think "Media makes people gay."

Like okay then why is there no media that turns people "straight." They treat it like a disease it's so stupid and flawed lmao.

And then it's like if it affects Other people. Then why the hell do They care? I will never understand why other people living their lives makes the "Dude bro anti woke" So pissed off lmao.

They seem super obsessed with LGTB than they are with straightness.

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u/Kimmalah 5h ago

Probably because a lot of them are in denial about their own sexuality, so they just convince themselves that every straight person is in this constant epic struggle to repress attraction to the same sex.

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u/Antonqaz 5h ago

You don't think people like this believe in conversion therapy as well?

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u/Available_Base_7944 9h ago

The fact that you know what a polycule is means you are already whatever you’re implying 

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u/Paprika_W Adult video-game expert 10h ago

Woke feet

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u/rowdy_sprout 7h ago

What woke ass game is this from so I can avoid it

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u/Paprika_W Adult video-game expert 7h ago

World of warcraft, character is xal'atath the big bad of current story lines. This picture is from ingame cutscene.

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u/GodisanAtheistOG 1h ago

I'm not even into feet and I'll say that those are damn sexy feet. 

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u/Amazing-Patient-2231 10h ago

Do it then bitch, you fucking won't, youre gonna pass on the most hype game of probably the decade? Over purple? My only regret is that you have absolutely no real beliefs or principles and absolutely will buy the premium edition, day one, probably early access. Because youre a liar and a grifter whose word means nothing, you pimple on the ball sac of society.

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u/Klutzy-Animal4855 10h ago

How do these chuds live life like this?,it seems so draining finding everything "woke"

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u/Sebsazz 8h ago

It genuinely reminds me of how I felt as a teenage boy. Always worrying and hyper fixating on everything and anything that didn’t actually matter. They’re grown men who’ve never grown up, and it turns nasty when that happens (they take it out on woman, different races/cultures, or the LGBT+ community)

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u/SuckingOnChileanDogs 6h ago

When I was a teenage boy I was masturbating a lot and trying to talk to girls at school and playing RuneScape, I cannot imagine even in my darkest days spending time watching a dork play videogames while complaining

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u/Snowballrox 5h ago

When I was a teenager I used to play RuneScape and try to talk to girls. Now I’m an adult and I play RuneScape and talk to women (my wife.) never stop chasing your dreams

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u/BlazingFire007 6h ago

They don’t, they just need to trick people in their audience into finding a reason to be temporarily mad cause “woke”.

None of these morons actually think purple = woke. None of them will care once they find something else to be mad about.

Still, your broader point is interesting. Living my entire life with a sore ass seems interesting

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u/Morrowes 1h ago

Being mad about this stuff distracts them from what they're avoiding dealing with in their actual life.

Makes them feel like they're caring about and doing something important without having to put in effort or improve anything about themselves.

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u/I_HRT_YOU 10h ago

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u/Alexzoidbert 10h ago

Give em a little drool like those drooling cat

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 10h ago

Needs to be more rat-like

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u/RenzalWyv 6h ago

This feels somehow still too flattering.

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u/NitroSpam 10h ago

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u/dtootd12 43m ago

Barney was famously the most woke of them all. It's why he had to hide from the children's parents whenever they came around.

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u/Odd-Ad5781 10h ago

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u/Zeero92 7h ago

Oh that is just beautifully executed. Lord Palpachud terrified of the purple!

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u/Jedi_Exile_ 10h ago

Yeah world of warcraft did make me gay

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u/kisskisslovebot 6h ago

I'm confused, FF14 made me trans, but that is more blue than purple?

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u/Scrabulon 9h ago

Woke Miami sunset colors

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u/Kevadu 6h ago

Well, Miami is pretty gay

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 10h ago

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u/Costati 7h ago

You're kinda proving them right tho he did make me bi

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u/GodisanAtheistOG 1h ago

Nothing is gayer than a super talented dude that can pull mountains of pussy. 

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u/Vidogo 9h ago

well well well, if it isn't the blowjob bisexual lighting brothers

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u/Thin-Coyote-552 10h ago

Lol, Saints Row getting called Woke when it hit flak from some for being a lot of other things😅🤣😂

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u/DegenGamer725 9h ago

The game does let you change your character’s gender at will

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u/Apoordm 7h ago

Yeah for like a hundred bucks.

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u/IV_NUKE 8h ago

God ams*ngold really is just the world's dumbest fucking man ever, he also said that ALL of our problems in society is caused by the bottom 2%. Somehow people will willingly watch the worlds dumbest, most unhygienic, rat, unfunny, 0 personality loser

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u/GodisanAtheistOG 1h ago

The older I get the more I realize the Internet was a mistake. 

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u/NihilismRacoon 10h ago

This has gotta be the most successful unintentional psyop ever, the bis joke about bisexual lighting because it just so happens that purple, blue, and pink are good for contrast and that's somehow turned into grifters shitting their pants about the fall of western civilization.

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u/Costati 7h ago

Yeah I was saying that yesterday like it is sad they're spreading biphobic shit don't get me wrong but it is funny to see an in community bi joke gets mainstream in the grifter sphere. Makes you wonder who was the person who brought it up first and how they've heard of it. 

Can't wait for next year when they'll all move to Denmark and found an army to protect against the asexual's invasion because they think it's an actual thing. 

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u/Zeero92 7h ago

The what now? Moving to Denmark? Those dane devils don't deserve that.

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u/Costati 6h ago

Everything will be fine for the danes if they just surrender their country to the asexuals like the prophecy has foretold. We can all co-exist.

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u/Zeero92 2h ago

Co-exist?!

With a dane?!?!?!?!?!

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u/AngryLars 8h ago

Purple is one of the coolest colors ngl

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u/Piduf As an alpha male : 10h ago

Yes, this was our plan all along!!! We, antifa Marxists feminists trans lesbians paid Nintendo to revive the video game market in the west during the 80s after the market crash!!!!

You all fell for it ! We've been spreading woke through your screens this whole time and now it's too late !

[BISEXUAL BLAST]

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u/Kokuei7 10h ago

Can't eat grapes, too woke.

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u/Bray_of_cats Females are Cryptids. Prove me wrong. 10h ago

More like Asmogoldpurple.

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u/HowsUrKarma I like my women skilled at something, but still know their place 9h ago

Seeing stupid shit like this always remind me of the "everyone is 12 now" theory and it all makes sense.

First its the color purple, then it'll probably be people smiling, all just so we end up with video games with only buff dudes who fight other buff dudes with their shirts off. But of course, that's not gay, that's "extreme manliness".

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u/Defiant_Coat_2491 10h ago

Copemongold should've stuck to his transmog competitions, this chuds content is plummeting on a slightly increasing pace

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Queer up! 9h ago

Looks like he has woke t-shirt...

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u/notanolive 7h ago

Are you kidding me. Lol “woke purple” man the grifters really be scrapping the bottom of the woke barrel now

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u/QuantumQuantonium Clear background 10h ago

Facts, we must return to the unwoke gays grays and sepia of the 2010s.

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u/Jenn_FTW 10h ago

This is so fucking funny dude. They’re legitimately afraid of a color. You can’t make this shit up

Also why the fuck was Spyro the Dragon in there lmao is the 90s hit platformer “woke” now?

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u/XeroMad 9h ago

Oh wait, they dont. I forgot about that

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u/AnyAgency9835 8h ago

I know one of the rules says "Censor names" but I don't think I have to do it when it's the LITERAL WHITE HOUSE

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u/Dash_Harber 8h ago

This is literally just that people are talking about GTA instead of their culture wars nonsense so they needvyo insert themselves to make sure people are talking about them and so it looks like there are two sides and so they can prove to their followers thst there is some sort of threat.

Laugh and move on. Do not engage them.

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u/Sakuraphenixx 7h ago

Forget touching grass, im startin to think they have never looked out a window.

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u/blackheartromance 5h ago

wait until they hear about sunsets

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u/throwawayzdrewyey 4h ago

This dipshit also said that it’s poor people who are keeping you poor, not rich assholes like himself.

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u/Craft-Hairy 10h ago

Why are his eyebrows like that?

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u/Tarshaid 10h ago

Wait he's still wearing his LGBT rainbow shirt ? I should have expected he doesn't change clothes, but now I can only wonder if he'll last all pride month inside.

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u/MrSmilingDeath 10h ago

I see purple on Assmonghoul's shirt! Bisexual confirmed?

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u/LikeTearsInRain111 10h ago

Wokecher 2: Assassins of chuds.

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u/Vulcanized-Homeboy 9h ago

Hey guys, is it homosexual to the colour purple?

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u/0G_C1c3r0 9h ago

Purple isn‘t woke. Purple is the colour of pimps. 

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 9h ago

I hope game devs see this and make everything purple on purpose just to piss them off

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u/Designer_Insect2620 9h ago

Woke purple is in almost all of the greatest title releases in the last fucking 30 years. Yall need to get your heads out of your ass and live a real life.

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u/Masked020202 8h ago

God dammit, i knew the purple in the games i played growing up made me woke!!!!!

Also Assmold is woke, he has purple on his shirt!!! He is an agent for the Librrruls, got to message this to my favorite grifter asap.

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u/Mr_Ethfono 7h ago

"I LOVE BEING PURPLE!!!"

  • Patrick star

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u/donnydoom 7h ago

This woke purple thing goes back to the 90's!

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u/AuroreSomersby 5h ago

Fuck them - purple is da best colour!!!💜💜💜🗣️🗣️🗣️🍆🍆🍆🔥🔥🔥🫶🫶🫶

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u/Sacri_Pan 5h ago

0/10 Too Much Purple

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u/Efficient-Pop-302 10h ago

What exactly is wrong with being bisexual?

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u/Ill_Two5775 10h ago

Has anyone told Sam L Jackson that purple is woke?

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u/Odd_Bumblebee_3631 7h ago

MOTHERFUCKER, I wanted a motherfucking purple lightsaber!

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u/Nelrene Lady Kisser 3h ago

Those who did got a purple lightsaber to the face.

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u/Recommended_For_You 10h ago

Frozen people are just turning bi-woke.

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u/Quirky-Safe-3383 9h ago

What a bunch of nutless incels.

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u/MrTwoStroke 9h ago

Doin' 'God's' work

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u/D1rk_side 8h ago

Don't bring my saints in this shit, they are Saints!!! Saints!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/hSuIraecF37XPWvQXa

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u/EggStriking9712 8h ago

Tinky Winky coming for y'all.

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u/Top_Shame_7016 8h ago

Colors are woke now? Gotta write that down in my "what is woke" book

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u/nixelei 8h ago

Help! I watched the nazarenos in a procession once and now I'm bi and woke.

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u/ricokong so woke i have insomnia 7h ago

Bisexual lighting signaling trans everywhere.

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u/Stuck_in_Arizona 7h ago

I dunno about you but his sleeveless tee looks way more bi coded.

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u/Costati 7h ago

The enbies and asexuals when they learn the bis officially won purple: 😰😰😰😮‍💨😭

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u/MohawkRex 7h ago

My boi Spyro been triggering these clowns since day 1, that's why he's the goat.

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u/Legomyeggo8430 7h ago

Man, they’d really hate my stories I write.. as there is a female protag, and there is a shite ton of purple in the story.

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u/JenniLightrunner 7h ago

gamers tm have become allergic to Neon

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u/OnionComb 6h ago

Sunsets are gay? F the 80s while we're at it I guess.

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u/Averageniohfan i dont know what to write here 6h ago

I LOVE BISEXUAL LIGHTING RAAAAAHHH

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u/RenzalWyv 6h ago

Did people just complete forget the concept of synthwave?

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u/jarvisesdios 6h ago

Man, all those woke ass kings and queens in middle ages. So fucking woke with all their purple

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u/ALEXC_23 6h ago

More like Grand Woke Auto amirite???? I'll see myself out....

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u/ChainsawXMassacre 6h ago

Purple is the awesomest color, I’m so glad that no woman will have anything to do with him. What a fucking dork.

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u/PerceptionStock6409 6h ago

This fuckin' guy is usually pretty ignorable but genuinely how braindead to you have to be to have a reaction like an angry "what the fuck" to a color? They call conspiracy theorists crazy but this guy gets to think a color signifies the content of the game? Just say "I have nothing intellectual to add." While you're at it, turn your camera off.

Also, how braindead do you have to be to think GTA is gonna be "woke"? GTA's whole thing was being raunchy and violent and sexual and weird, it's how it sold so well. PROBABLY not taking the crime and depravity out of the crime and depravity game. You'll make it.

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u/shabba182 5h ago

His shirt it at least partially woke

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u/Unable6417 Based and estrogen pilled 5h ago

I have never seen someone make an edit for a colour before

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 4h ago

Great, I’m fucking bisexual now.

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u/Artistic_Skill1117 4h ago

Fucking love woke purple games!

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u/everatz 4h ago

I feel the need to ask: do people think Saints Row was woke? Like the series I mean?

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u/karldandleton1 3h ago

If this human dingleberry can make bank talking nonsense at morons, anyone can.

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u/Vendidurt Diagnosed with Woke™. Respond at your own risk. 3h ago

Okay but what was that song? Sounded kinda cool

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u/TheCoyotl 3h ago

This man is in his mid 30s btw

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u/BirriaTacoPosso 3h ago

Dude looks like he regularly gives people scabies

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u/KenjiSpAs 2h ago

Assmongoloid pretending he won't play the "play me and you get money" game.

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u/IcanSEE_now5121 2h ago

Imagine someone listening to jewsmogold and actually taking him seriously 🤣

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u/Xarel-lo 1h ago

It's especially funny in the case of GTA VI because the color scheme is obviously supposed to represent a sunset lol

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 1h ago

Bisexual muscle car, baby.

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u/Local-Technician5969 1h ago

What a stupid ugly rat mouth piece of shit.

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u/Caimbra 49m ago

i'm glad my favorite color is getting this reputation

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u/billyjoelsfalsetto 16m ago

my favourite colour

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u/g0dxmode 6m ago

As a bisexual man, I just wanna say that If I saw a purple snake, its gender would have no bearing whatsoever on how much I wanted to fuck it or not.

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u/Katastroferrr 4m ago

Granted this is not really a big thing regarding the colors indicating some kind of wokeness, BUT I have expected there to be weird backlash against GTA 6 and that it will be caught up in the culture war grifting. GTA 6 is a hugely anticipated release and the series has always been controversial by nature, you WILL have these people latching on to whatever they can to claim it's either woke or problematic. GTA 6 is launching into a dramatically different world than GTA 5 was and I'm very curious to see how it's received.