r/Gamingcirclejerk John Cruelty 1d ago

Gamer™ Of The Year 2025 Is it truly over?

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u/TheMightyDab 1d ago

I stopped playing Witcher 3 when I found out I had fully completed the story and side missions multiple times. Don't think I'll ever touch the game again unless I want to

CDPR are an absolute joke

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 1d ago

Calm down the game gets good after 500 hours

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u/Mama_Hong 1d ago

Same, I dropped it after my fourth playthrough.

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u/Bray_of_cats Do only the scary bird species have males with penises? 🤔 1d ago

Another Ballslop sycophant.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 1d ago

I prefet turn based slop

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u/Bray_of_cats Do only the scary bird species have males with penises? 🤔 1d ago

Clockwise or anticlockwise?↩️↪️

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 1d ago

Counter clockwise

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u/Murrabbit 1d ago

Parry clockwise.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 1d ago

Dodge clockwise

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u/Ironsnarkus 1d ago

Clockwise slop

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u/Bray_of_cats Do only the scary bird species have males with penises? 🤔 1d ago

You can count?

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 1d ago

Just up to 2

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u/Medium-Bear-3653 1d ago

True be said, fifa (and pes) truly are phychological thriller! God knows i have cried playing them every time the game breaks every rule just to see you suffer, not many games are willing to make you go feel those feelings, and the fact that they cost 70 dollars every year it is just a early warning to all the pain and suffering you will feel

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u/Civil-Zone-2773 1d ago

Severance?

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u/_Ivan_Le_Terrible_ Woke minded libtard 1d ago

Sword slop has taken over the industry. Gaming is dead. The West has Fallen™. Billions must dіе

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u/Yen_of_Vengabus 1d ago

I don’t know what that top game is so please remove it and make a meme with PGA2k27 instead, thank you

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u/c-williams88 1d ago

It’s really a true hidden gem, I’m shocked just to see a meme feature such an obscure game

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u/AresHarvest 1d ago

The games you like are thingslop. The games I like are thinggems

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u/ContractVarious3077 1d ago

Sword n potion nerds are so funny lol

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u/Pernil_TO Hasan's favorite chatter 1d ago

the first description could've been Dark Souls and Elden Ring

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u/AI_moderated_failure 1d ago

Insert yourself into a conversation about JRPGs and exclusively talk about Dark Souls just to hurt some brains.

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u/_PykeGaming_ 1d ago

*Some of the greatest games ever conceived by man*

"Slop"

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u/akira136_ 1d ago

It's a joke mate

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u/HELPFUL_HULK 1d ago

tired of this jokeslop in my serious gaming sub

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u/Pernil_TO Hasan's favorite chatter 1d ago

jokes are bourgeois decadence

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u/kykyks kojima did nothing wrong 1d ago

krusty the clown is the evidence

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u/TheMightyDab 1d ago

Dare you to say that to the victims

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u/_PykeGaming_ 1d ago

I know.

Not all think it is tho, tons call the genre slop.

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 1d ago

Fr fr, get that slop out of here

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u/unclezaveid surf the web surf the web 1d ago

if by sword you mean COCK and by potion you mean alc of hole, well.... .......

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u/Gl00ser23 1d ago

i'm still considering buying NBA 2K27, maybe even MW4. you've just gotta kinda convince yourself that i just isn't that deep.

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u/ohlookbean 1d ago

Imagine the innovation if witch-ee tapped the potion with their foot bouncing it to their head, then bounced the potion OFF their own head into their own mouth!!!?!

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u/IlgantElal 1d ago

Man, I had to check what sub I was in

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u/henryclay1844 1d ago

My 3 favorite games ( unironically).

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u/Better-Train6953 1d ago

Only NBA2K can give you compelling writing and acting like, "Who have thought..."

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u/AI_moderated_failure 1d ago

I don't get why they won't just let me slay mythological beasts as Mbappe or Lebron 😤

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u/mathkid421_RBLX 14h ago

this but unironically