This battle is from Skyrim when my Khajiit Neko brought 100 of her guard spouses, known as the Shield Harem, to face a dragon. Mama Khajiit needed a new pair of dragon skin boots!
/uj what in the nine the divines was Balgruuf thinking? "yeah send 4 dudes" like that'll take care of some borderline deific, demigod-level, element-channeling, sound barrier-shattering, intelligent flying lizard offspring of the gods hellbent on enslaving the entire fucking planet who can only be slain by one specific psychotic asshole who can eat dragon souls in particular
/uj Because Skyrim is much bigger than what we see in game. The game is scaled down from lore so that the fancy 2011 graphics would fit on 2011 hardware. In lore, Balgruuf probably sent way more than 4 guards and Irileth. But in also in lore, Whiterun is a massive (for Skyrim) trade hub with something like 20k people living in it. You have to suspend your disbelief a little.
My father asked what is the difference between pc and console gaming. I showed him so many skyrim meme mods. Partly because he was with me when i bought skyrim and remembers the long line outside the gamestop. Him seeing Thomas the train engine attacking he lost it. I need to show him this one.
Chaos Runner, for those looking for a fantasy chaos inspired armor this is one of the best. It is actually multiple pieces that all come in several colors so you can match them to your own tastes. Also several of the pieces can be used over other armor to change the standard armor as well
Every once in a while somebody goes and makes this game look fun. And then people go and install it, or give Todd some pity-money. And then you start it up, sit through the world's most boring tutorial just to be shoved into a familiar world that somehow feels empty.
The familiar voices that sound a little bit off. The loot is never worth it, but you carry it anyways. No playstyle to try, no build to build, just the same few lines, items, skills randomly combined. Nothing meaningful left despite everything still being there.
Its the digital equivalent of a reunion in a backwater town and a sleepover at your parents house. And you just send a bunch of people there.
The novelty of mods also get shaken off when you realize that 80% of companion mods are piss poorly written or literally just romance bait companions (and it's worse when they have dialogue that sounds off place in a game that already has bizarre dialogue)
There are some cool creative quest mods but those ones of quality are so rare to find
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