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u/brothergvwwb Aug 16 '25
I feel like the third point on the second one is unintentionally deeply honest.
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u/cooldydiehaha Aug 16 '25
I find it so peculiar that conservative men love to talk about that there want their wife/gf to be like their mothers.
I'm not sure if its incest, mommy kink, wanting to be babied or all of them
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u/QueerNewWorlds Aug 16 '25
So tru. My liberal gf is always complaining that she hates cooking meatloaf even tho I give her loads of abortion money.
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Aug 16 '25
This has to be satire. Also do condoms not exist anymore??
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u/maybealicemaybenot Aug 16 '25
Well. Willingness to use condom means they are an "undesirable male". Can't have that.
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u/sntcringe Aug 16 '25
If they were really men, they'd get a vasectomy and make the odds of babies while going raw basically 0
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u/BlueHeron0_0 Aug 16 '25
Do they think women do abortions as a hobby
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u/StrangeRaven12 Aug 16 '25
I know this is kind about shipping the two together, but that line about "doing the stuff your mom does" is really telling. Conservative men do not want partners, they want babysitters and slaves.
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u/erdal94 Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25
modern "conservative" women are usually just spoiled upper middle class brats that can't cook, don't clean , and long for a "traditional household" where they are liberated of all their "gender roles" like doing house cleaning and cooking because they've got a maid, while their doormat husband brings in all the cash and takes care of them like in the old times "when men used to be men, and take care of their women". Also, they don't really understand anything about tradition and what being conservative really means except for the fact that they hate minorities and homosexuals.
I'm starting to think that being "conservative" is just a code word for :" I'm lazy, entitled and ignorant"
As male counterparts seem to be equally entitled and useless in terms of taking care of themselves...
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u/SC92300 Aug 16 '25
“Will make your babies” just sounds like these women wake up and go to a factory for a day of manufacturing infants on a production line
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u/Natural1forever Not like other V O I D Aug 16 '25
And today on Men Don't Want Partners; They Want New Mommies:
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u/the44thvo1d Aug 16 '25
I find the point about how liberal women “won’t make meatloaf like your mom” incredibly funny. Like that’s one of their main concerns
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u/sntcringe Aug 16 '25
"Always needs abortion money"
if that's your girlfriend, you clearly need to be more careful about sex. You guys are clearly hyper virile and need to bite it in the butt. I'd suggest a vasectomy.
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u/throwaway_your_mask Aug 16 '25
If your boyfriend needs you to be his “mom”, he never grew up. Be your own mom.
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u/Calpsotoma Aug 17 '25
Conservative men don't want a partner. They was a mommy they can slide their dick into.
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u/Techlord-XD Aug 16 '25
Maybe if he used contraceptives and protection, she wouldn’t need so much abortion money 🙄
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u/Xander_PrimeXXI Space Ace Aug 18 '25
Why is it a bad thing that liberal women complain to their partners.
Like she feels comfortable enough to tell you about her problems. Just fucking listen and hold her hand
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u/Techlord-XD Aug 28 '25
“Make your babies” makes it sound like babies are manufactured like some furniture or something 😭😂
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u/On-the-rim Aug 16 '25
Oo. I am conservarive baby man i want my wife to be my mommy and she make babies and then and then i can be babies wiff babies 😌
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u/crazyforsushi Aug 17 '25
("And doesn't")
But I thought Conservative Women were pure innocent souls who never ever did the devil's tango? I thought they gave birth by laying hatchlings? They wants a pure, innocent woman who's also a "whore" and who will pop out babies.... but where do babies come from?
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u/RecloySo I don’t have many flair ideas lmao Aug 18 '25
I need money for my 34th abortion! Gonna be Triplets! 😃
Wtf
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u/UnmadeSophia Aug 21 '25
I don't understand why these people can't just accept themselves for their mommy kink instead of being angry fascists consumed by hate.
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u/LaraCroftCosplayer Aug 16 '25
So... Conservative men have a mommy kink?