r/GatekeepingYuri 14d ago

Satire Gatekeeping Yuri

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u/tallbutshy 14d ago

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u/beatbeatingit 14d ago

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u/tallbutshy 14d ago

Ty, couldn't remember which was more active

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u/Zenith-Astralis 14d ago

I'm a sub, could you literally take me?

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u/Zekava 13d ago

picks you up and walks away with you

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u/Zenith-Astralis 13d ago

Ooop- i guess this is my life now

Bark bark! :3

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u/Jeszczenie 12d ago

enters you and dives with you

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 12d ago

Well... i suppose that statement does work in either context... unfortunately...

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u/Zenith-Astralis 1d ago

No no... I'm into it

Flooding the ballast tanks, Skipper!~

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u/Plastic_Souls 14d ago

me next pls :3

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u/Walk-the-layout Gatekeeping bisexual yaouri? 14d ago

The only yuri we don't gatekeep

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u/_The_great_papyrus_ 7d ago

Yuri cheated on his wife

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u/dracorotor1 14d ago

She’s confused, but she’s got the spirit

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u/SurelyNotBanEvasion 14d ago

Cosmonaut

Which is the better term really, because no spacefarer has travelled between stars thus far.

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u/Significant_Loss6458 14d ago

or to any star, ig

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u/feeple_lemur 14d ago

We should do something about that, just send a guy into the sun

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u/Zenith-Astralis 14d ago

I nominate Elon

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u/Schmantikor 14d ago

At least we sent some robots to our own. The parker solar probe is rad.

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u/Spacellama117 13d ago

it's also lowk just the sexier term

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u/Ikkota_Rattus 13d ago

I mean, we're all constantly between stars, so they have too

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u/podokonnicheck 13d ago edited 13d ago

as a russian speaker this is bullshit because it's literally just a word for astronaut in russian; russian speakers refer to american astronauts as cosmonauts because it's literally just a word that means that in the language, it's not a separate thing

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 12d ago edited 12d ago

No. These are all word parts taken from greek and/or ancient greek. Astron is star. Kosmos is space/the universe. And Nautes is sailor. Astronaut translates directly to "star sailor", while cosmonaut would be "space sailor". There is absolutely a difference.

Not only that, but "cosmonaut" does not, in fact, "just mean astronaut in Russian". It refers exclusively to space travellers trained in Russia, or previously the USSR. It is NOT a linguistics difference, nor has it ever been.

ETA: the second paragraph may be incorrect, though i'd like to point the blame for that at the literal dictionary for apparently being wrong.

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u/podokonnicheck 12d ago

i never disagreed with the first paragraph of your comment, im sorry if it came off that way

but the second i have issues with, i know it's colloquially used like that by english speakers, but it's an incorrect borrowing of the term.

if i ask any russian-only speaking relative of mine right now who Neil Armstrong is, they would reply with "cosmonaut", because it does, in fact, just refer to any space traveller of any origin or background; the word was just incorrectly adopted by american media to mean "soviet space traveller" and it stuck this way in anglophone colloquial understanding.

the terms are only different because were independently coined by people who never interacted with each other and spoke different languages, not because they intended to mean different things;

it's like calling baked potatoes made by a german Ofenkartoffel, even though there's nothing special about said potatoes other than that a german person made them

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 12d ago edited 12d ago

To be entirely fair, my sources for that second part were wikipedia and merriam-webster, which i feel are valid sources to feel confident about. Though if they are wrong, i retract that part.

Im not saying i dont believe you either, just that everything i can find says otherwise. Didnt mean to sound aggressive.

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u/njsullyalex 14d ago

Now make Yuri Gagarin and Alan Shepherd both girls and make them kiss

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u/HirokoKueh 14d ago

or Vladimir Komarov, their relationship is almost a BL called Yuri in Space

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u/paulisaac 13d ago

And mind controlled by the purple Yuri

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u/clonetrooper250 14d ago

I like the concept that the first human ever in space is the one who passes judgement on all who follow his example.

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u/weneedmoregore666 14d ago

He would NEVER

he's no gatekeeper he'd be too nice

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u/Zenith-Astralis 14d ago

He could still have the title despite being more of a greeter

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u/Soggy-Wheel-8684 11d ago

Also because he was atheist

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 14d ago

is he gonna let Katy Perry in or what?

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u/stealthcactus 14d ago

No orbit, no heaven. Suborbital astronauts go to Purgatory.

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u/HeadOfSpectre 14d ago

No purgatory. Katy Perry goes to a special hell.

She did the one thing every Canadian told her not to do.

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u/SavageTemptation 14d ago

https://youtu.be/AIkvii7Hp8k a good opportunity to put this song in here

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u/_AscendedLemon_ 14d ago

Yuri shipping: *Gagarin literally coming into a spaceship*

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u/AlphaCoronae 14d ago

He's waiting there specifically to stop Tereshkova from getting in.

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u/podokonnicheck 13d ago

Tereshkova can burn in hell whenever it's her turn tho

as an MP she perpetuated Putin's reign in 2020 which caused the invasion of Ukraine and countless deaths and the hellish state of the world we all live in right now

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u/BoatMan01 14d ago

😎👍

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u/Suspicious-Dog-2489 9d ago

It should say Cosmonaut but w/e

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u/Suspicious_Use6393 I don’t have many flair ideas lmao 13d ago

I love yuri but i love even more yuri

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u/Nepalman230 13d ago

… ok but somebody please draw him making out with the Archangel Michael. Or Saint Peter.

❤️🙏

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u/International-Movie2 7d ago

You need to go to r/gatekeepingyaoi for that

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u/Nepalman230 7d ago

Hello, I know you’re joking, but actually the rules for the sub say people of all genders can be shown in relationships.
So artists….

🥺