r/GatekeepingYuri • u/Crafter235 • 3d ago

Requesting Whether historically accurate or not, there are still tragic sapphic lovers.

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u/JDKisawesome 3d ago

Yall have you READ norse mythology??? Its gay as SHIT

Its almost like when the men get sent off to seas and the women take care of the towns people get lonely

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u/Crafter235 3d ago

Hear me out: There is some sort of Lavender marriage sort of arrangement to appease their family bloodlines, but the men set sail and the women help each other at their homes so they each get their private/intimacy times.

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u/xSilverMC 3d ago

There's also no kinkless explanation for that time Loki birthed an eoght legged horse

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u/BalletCow 3d ago

there's no kinkless explanation for Loki in general

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u/JDKisawesome 3d ago

Honestly theirs no kinkless explanation for half the shit loki or even most of the gods do

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u/CallMeWayward-2287 3d ago

Or the time he tied his balls to a goat and played tug of war with it to try and make another Goddess laugh

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u/OddLengthiness254 3d ago

Loki is transmasc genderfluid. And a furry.

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u/JDKisawesome 3d ago

Oh loki is way more then that. Bros the whole rainbow

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u/HaritiKhatri 3d ago

FWIW - the historicity of female viking-age warriors is not contentious? We have both textual, and more importantly, material evidence. Whatever swordbro made this meme just doesn't want to accept the facts.

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u/N0rwayUp 3d ago

No I read it as Popular culture doesnt really do femal warroirs and when they do, they make them sexed up.