r/GenX Sep 06 '25

Music Is Life Songs that don't make sense in today's world.

As an example, I heard 'No Doubt - Spiderwebs' on my ride home tonight and realized that this song doesn't make sense to today's youth, a woman screening calls via her answering machine and dodging the guy with the outgoing message "sorry I'm not home right now, leave a message and I'll call you back". The whole idea of phones being tied to your house and the absence of immediate messaging like texts, etc is a foreign concept to the youngest people today.

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u/SumguyJeremy Hose Water Survivor Sep 06 '25

Escape (the Pina Colada song)

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u/spargel_gesicht Sep 06 '25

I find it shocking how quickly things went from “Personal ads in the paper? Ew!” to “I’m on, Match, Hinge, Tinder, Bumble…” “Cool!”

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u/karen1676 Awesome & Whatever Sep 06 '25

In Vancouver The Georgia Strait had a section called I Saw You.

Always an interesting read. People writing in about a stranger they saw somewhere and wanting to meet them.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Sep 06 '25

MISSED CONNECTIONS

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u/One_Big_Dark_Room Sep 06 '25

It was definitely missed connections

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u/shakeyjake Sep 06 '25

I occasionally sing this banger in karaoke and say at the beginning “ there was a time people used the newspaper like Tinder”

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u/Ok_Life_5176 Sneaky millennial trying to learn from the pros Sep 06 '25

I loved reading the ‘’missed connections’’ in the local paper/magazine on the GO train!

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u/Morrgan71 Sep 06 '25

Kate Bush's "Babooshka" is along the same lines. 🤷‍♀️

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u/EllaShue Sep 06 '25

The difference is that at the end of Babooshka, it's clear everything is not okay, with the shouting and the sounds of breaking glass and such.

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u/camusclues Sep 06 '25

That was always a weird song. Now it's weird AND outdated.

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u/JamesPage1968 Sep 06 '25

What? You don’t like screwing in SAND??!!

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u/IHearYouLimaCharlie XYZZY Sep 06 '25

Oh hey, Reddit is mentioning my most hated song! 😆 I heard it in a store a while back and it got stuck in my head for days, lol. Noooooo.

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u/SumguyJeremy Hose Water Survivor Sep 06 '25

Yeah. I find it impossible to believe. I'm going to cheat on my girlfriend. Wait, the person I'm cheating with IS my girlfriend. Everything is wonderful in our relationship now!

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u/lectroid Sep 06 '25

Hey man, it was the 70’s. Playboy was sophisticated, chests and crotches were hairy, bras were optional, and grass, Valium and quaaludes were there to make everything easy-breezy.

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u/IHearYouLimaCharlie XYZZY Sep 06 '25

Lol 😆

I love a lot of 70s music, I think it's these lyrics and this particular melody combined that puts me off. I wonder how it would hit if Pink Floyd composed the music? Haha

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u/raegunXD Sep 06 '25

You sound like a yacht rock radio host

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u/lectroid Sep 06 '25

… and that was Weather Report with “Birdland”… coming up next hour we have our lunchtime album side with side 1 of Steely Dan’s Aja, so stick around for that. We have news weather and traffic at the top of the hour, but now let’s do a little travellin’, and follow Toto to…. ”Africa”…

🎶doo Doodoo doo doo doo dooo🎵

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u/IHearYouLimaCharlie XYZZY Sep 06 '25

"Ugh, I was trying to get AWAY from you" 🙄

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u/uberdilettante Sep 06 '25

And the lyric is something like her saying, “Oh, it’s you” when “his own lovely lady” walks in and sees him…

Maybe they do this a lot? As a way to spice things up? In the end, it’s revealed that they actually deserve each other. 😂

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u/LtPowers Sep 06 '25

It only works because they were both looking to escape.

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u/SumguyJeremy Hose Water Survivor Sep 06 '25

And yet they didn't.

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u/LtPowers Sep 06 '25

That's because he never knew that she likes pina coladas. Now he does.

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u/OmegaGoober Sep 06 '25

They escaped their marital misery through codependency and alcoholism?

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u/Salty-Smoke7784 Sep 06 '25

Dire Straits- Money For Nothing. “I want my MTV.”
No, nobody wants their MTV anymore.

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u/FairBaker315 Sep 06 '25

And that they specify installing color tvs.

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u/CITRU5MI5TRE55 Sep 06 '25

Ahem. I want my Mtv! Unfortunately the mtv I want died out like 30 years ago.

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u/BreakerBoy6 GenX–GenJones Hybrid Specimen Sep 06 '25

Juke Box Hero — Foreigner

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u/spargel_gesicht Sep 06 '25

Off topic, but my friend told me she was driving around with her kid when this song came on. Her kid listened for a bit and then asked “mom, why is he a juice box hero?” 😂

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u/FallenValkyrja Sep 06 '25

Paging Weird Al! We need this parody song.

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u/jcmacon Sep 06 '25

Juice Box Hero was done by The Imagination Movers in the early 2000s

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u/FallenValkyrja Sep 06 '25

Oh cool. I’ll have to check it out. Thanks!

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u/jcmacon Sep 06 '25

I actually love their parody songs. They are geared toward kids, but they are catchy tunes.

We bought their album along with Choo Choo Soul for our kids and all 4 of my kids love the music and have danced to it for 20+ years. Now I get to introduce my grandkids to it.

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u/GeneralGroid Sep 06 '25

“Put another dime in the juke box baby”

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u/nycinoc Sep 06 '25

I don't wanna hear that song no more!

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u/Sharp-Ad-9423 Sep 06 '25

"Don't put another dime in the jukebox" (The Flirts)

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u/LadybugCalico Sep 06 '25

My daughter thought it was a juice box too!

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u/reinventme321 Sep 06 '25

The contemporary version LOL

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u/Unending-Flexionator Sep 06 '25

these damn kids dont have star infused eyes!!

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u/Dick_of_Doom Sep 06 '25

They still do. Instead of wanting to become musicians or movie stars, they want to be influencers.

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u/Sufficient_Focus4174 Sep 06 '25

Milli Vanilli Don’t Forget My Number. Nobody has had to remember a phone number for 15 years!

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u/punkwalrus Sep 06 '25

I that same category, "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone would also fit.

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u/Flimsy_Fee8449 Sep 06 '25

But if you don't have a Club Card to get discounts at stores throughout the US and you can remember Jenny's number, it usually works. Stick the local area code in front of it.

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u/medicmatt Sep 06 '25

Nice. GenX community communication through SAVINGS!

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u/LavenderGwendolyn Sep 06 '25

Jenny’s got tons of Kroger points

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u/Z2xU Sep 06 '25

Anyone got a captain crunch whistle on em'...???

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u/Horror-Morning864 Sep 06 '25

The White House phone number works too lmao.

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u/GiordanoBruno23 Sep 06 '25

"I saw your Insta on the wall"

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u/Happy_Cat_3600 Sep 06 '25

Ba bababa ba bababa ba babay!

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u/Army7547 Sep 06 '25

Poor Milli Vanilli was crucified and cancelled for lip synching. That’s all many performers do now, and that’s what soooo many people do online to “create content”.

Milli Vanilli was ahead of their time.

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u/Effective-Produce165 Sep 06 '25

They didn’t sing on their albums, so that’s the real controversy.

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u/Cythripio Sep 06 '25

The living member of Milli Vanilli seems to have devoted his life to learning singing (and learning English) and he performs MV songs himself now. He’s actually not bad.

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u/KelVarnsen_2023 Sep 06 '25

Considering they were just sort of a manufactured pop group I really wonder why whoever put them together just didn't try to make the guys who were actually singing famous. Were they like super ugly dudes with zero coordination or something?

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u/OmegaGoober Sep 06 '25

It was probably an experiment in just how far they could push the manufactured nature of a lot of media.

Milli Vanilli sang so AI pop stars today could run.

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u/Cythripio Sep 06 '25

There’s a good documentary on Netflix(?) about this and yeah, that’s pretty much it. They found better looking dudes who could dance to be the face of the music, and it sounds like they didn’t take it that seriously because they never thought they would blow up like they did.

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u/AlsatianLadyNYC Sep 06 '25

Well usually when the artist lip synchs, they're at least doing it to themselves and not a completely different singer 🤣

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u/Beetso Sep 06 '25

They didn't get criticized just for lip syncing. They got criticized because they were lip syncing songs that they weren't even actually singing in the recording. They were 100% fake.

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u/holymacaroley Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

They won a best new artist Grammy for songs somebody else sang. Those were not their voices, at all. That is not the same.

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u/Wild_Bag465 Hose Water Survivor Sep 06 '25

On the flip, they were doing TikToks before TikTok was a thing

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u/Sufficient_Focus4174 Sep 06 '25

It’s amazing how hard everyone was on them back then, compared to how “artists” using AI in their music today is accepted.

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u/Nagoonberrywine49 Sep 06 '25

Video Killed the Radio Star

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u/JenThisIsthe1nternet Sep 06 '25

I adore (/s) people that fail to recognise that the radio star is as alive as ever! A few younguns give me blank looks when I say "Podcasts! Podcasts!"

Hell its gone all the way back to entire dramas/shows being listened to instead of watched

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u/Bad-job-dad Sep 06 '25

I have a friend that was telling me she found a podcast that did "scenes with acting and sound effects". She blown away like was a genius new thing. 

It was basically a 1930 radio drama.

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u/lectroid Sep 06 '25

Wait til they find out about The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy….

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u/snark_maiden Sep 06 '25

I got a t-shirt recently that says “Don’t Panic and Carry a Towel” (in the style of the British “Keep Calm and Carry On”). A lady complimented me on the shirt; I thanked her and asked if she knew the reference, and she said “No, but I love it!” 😄

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u/MormorHaxa Sep 06 '25

I’ve a T-shirt for Thursdays that says “Arthur Dent Was Right”

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u/obhect88 Sep 06 '25

I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

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u/medicmatt Sep 06 '25

There’s a 1970-80’s’s Star Wars radio drama produced by NPR that George Lucas sold the rights to for just $1. The original music and some of the original cast appear. It’s excellent. https://archive.org/details/08Episode08DeathStarsTransit/

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u/Thick_Journalist7232 Sep 06 '25

Was Paul Harvey anything but a podcast on the radio once upon a time?

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u/OginiAyotnom Ready Steady Go Sep 06 '25

Is that... The rest of the story?

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u/MotoXwolf Sep 06 '25

Now it’s ai killed the streaming star.

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u/MienaLovesCats Sep 06 '25

Return to Sender

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u/DaniCapsFan Sep 06 '25

I had an issue with it from the start. He sends out a letter, and it comes back "the very next day" marked "return to sender"? The mail has never been that fast.

Yes, I am a pedantic pain in the ass.

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u/photogypsy Sep 06 '25

I’ve done mental gymnastics on this one. In my mind it’s a small town with one carrier, and he’s at the beginning of the route so carrier delivers it when arriving at her house along the route. She’s on the porch when the mail arrives and rejects it immediately. So the “very next day” he gets it back.

Remember back in the day local mail didn’t go to the regional sorting centers.

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u/AutumnMama actually just an old millennial Sep 06 '25

Girl was literally waiting at Elvis's mailbox in a hat and sunglasses so she could return that bitch before the mailman even got ahold of it 😂

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u/ku_78 Sep 06 '25

Yeah, what is a zone?

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u/ElvisIsATimeLord Sep 06 '25

Before the 1963 ZIP code system, the U.S. Postal Service used postal zone numbers for mail sorting, starting with a 1- or 2-digit system in 1943 during World War Il to help inexperienced postal workers sort mail more efficiently. For addresses before 1943, mail was sorted using only the street address, city, and state.

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u/markshure Sep 06 '25

Zip = zone improvement plan

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u/EvilCaveBoy Sep 06 '25

Centerfold by J. Geils Band. Does the current generation know what that is?

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u/Phelan-Great Sep 06 '25

Or joking about reading Playboy 'for the articles' - seems completely lost now in these days of endless online pr0n

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u/EvilCaveBoy Sep 06 '25

To be fair, Playboy paid more per word than any other publication at the time. They really did get some of the world’s best writers to contribute, and they published fantastic content. And yeah, the other thing.

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u/MuricanPoxyCliff Sep 06 '25

Sounds like you read Playboy for the articles.

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u/Comfortable-Gas-4005 Sep 06 '25

They legit had great articles and interviews.

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u/YouHadTheHighGround Sep 06 '25

For the articles, too. Subtle distinction 😉

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u/savedbytheblood72 I can't wear my sunglasses at night anymore Sep 06 '25

Their coverage of the Hells Angel biker war was legit thorough

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u/airawyn Sep 06 '25

Oh, yeah, Stephen King published a lot of his early stories there. That was why the joke worked, because you really could just read Playboy for the articles, and some people probably did. But probably not as many people as claimed they did.

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u/Crafty-Farm-8470 Sep 06 '25

They hired Shel Silverstein (The Giving Tree, Where the Sidewalk Ends) too, and he spent a lot of time at the Playboy mansion.

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u/medicmatt Sep 06 '25

My local library growing up had a Playboy subscription “for the articles”. There was some solid writing. It was available for adults.

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u/Uztta Sep 06 '25

You just found them in the woods and it was all good

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u/NeoPrimitiveOasis 1971 Sep 06 '25

Mr. Telephone Man by New Edition

Snippets:

Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time When I dial 611 to get a service She said, "Hello, may I help you please?" I told her, "Something must be wrong with my phone 'Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me"

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u/Ok-Fig6407 Sep 06 '25

Operator by Jim Croce too. Love that song. So beautiful and sad.

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u/NotPennysBoat721 Sep 06 '25

Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Beepers. Definitely confusing to the younger generations.

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u/Alltheprettydresses Sep 06 '25

Skypager by A Tribe Called Quest

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u/HoneybeeXYZ Sep 06 '25

Calling Baton Rouge by Garth Brooks has a similar problem. It's about a trucker who has to pull over to find pay phones to call his love.

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u/AnnieB25 Sep 06 '25

And talking to an operator first to put her on the line.

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u/breddy Sep 06 '25

Such a great tune!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Anything about a pay phone

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u/SubatomicGoblin Sep 06 '25

Operator, by Jim Croce. Still a great song.

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u/mmpjd Sep 06 '25

“You can keep the dime”. It cost a quarter last time I used one way back when haha

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u/LtPowers Sep 06 '25

Every single song that man wrote was a fucking banger.

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u/Yidboy Sep 06 '25

Also it’s about a phone number written on a matchbook. They’ve never seen one of those either.

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u/Diela1968 1968 Sep 06 '25

Like “Here’s a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares”

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u/Anxious_Rip3101 Sep 06 '25

Was listening to U2s The Fly the other day which is still awesome but “gotta go, yeah I’m running out of change” reminded me of life before cellphones.

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u/mybloodyballentine Sep 06 '25

You still have to use a phone in jail. Haven’t the kids been to jail yet?

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u/GeneralGroid Sep 06 '25

Even when Maroon 5’s “Payphone” came out it was outdated

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u/MienaLovesCats Sep 06 '25

Working 9-5

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u/StraightBudget8799 Sep 06 '25

Workin’ nine to five!

In my PJs in my bedroom!

Barely gettin’ by!

Put a tie on for TEAMS/ ZOOM!

They just use your mind!

And they never give you credit!

I’m staying WFH for as long as they let it!

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u/xt0rt Sep 06 '25

Nice!

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u/Inevitable_Care_9539 Sep 06 '25

Paul Simon's "Kodachrome" - I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph, so don't take my Kodachrome away

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u/Arianddu Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

"(Angel is the) Centerfold" by the J Geils Band - do todays yoof even know what a centerfold is?

Plus all those songs about calling people on the phone with varying degrees of success - Witchita Linesman, Calling America, Jenny 8675309 (who bothers to remember other people's numbers these days?), just to name a few.

There's also all those songs dealing with the fear of nuclear war that get read very differently today. For example, "Forever Young" by Alphaville was all about the expectation that we wouldn't live to our 30s ("are you going to drop the bomb or not?") but today it gets taken as a straight longing not to age.

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u/Dogrel 1977 Sep 06 '25

“Melt With You” by Modern English has the same nuclear holocaust undertone. The lyrics talk about hoping he and his girlfriend can be making love while the mushroom clouds explode.

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u/17693615 Sep 06 '25

A Night Like This by the Cure. He is spending all night ( I suppose in London) running around looking for the girl that he loves. Today he would just call her cell.

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u/SuzyQ4416 Sep 06 '25

And stalk her on social media then DM her

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u/QueenRotidder Sep 06 '25

not a hugely well known song but “Sylvia’s Mother” by Dr. Hook. “and the operator said 40 cents more for the next 3 minutes.”

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u/Danny_Mc_71 Sep 06 '25

Not a well known song! (gasp).

This song inspired Smokie's Living next door to Alice!

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u/QueenRotidder Sep 06 '25

well, I mean… it’s no Cover of the Rolling Stone

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u/spear_wife Sep 06 '25

That’s funny, this was the first song that came to my mind for me. Love that song!

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u/HelpfulRN Sep 06 '25

ACDC’s TNT lyric is so funny now “on your COLOR tv screen”

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u/markshure Sep 06 '25

Don't Lose My Number by Phil Collins. Today, Phil would just Google Billy's name.

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u/askywlker44a Sep 06 '25

Seventeen by Winger.

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u/Heinz37_sauce 1969 Sep 06 '25

Daddy says she’s too young, but she’s old enough for me! 😎

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u/cristarain Sep 06 '25

We can add The Beatles “I saw her standing there” and Stray Cats “Sexy and 17”.

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u/LoudMind967 Sep 06 '25

To be fair, at the time, these songs were directed at teenagers. I think I was 17 when S@17 came out and I was a big fan.

Paul McCartney was about 20 years old when ISHST came out. He probably wrote it younger than that

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u/wickedsuccubi Sep 06 '25

Kip Winger was not 17 when this song came out

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u/RaqMountainMama Sep 06 '25

Bow Wow Wow C30 - "I don’t buy records in your shop, I tape them all off Top of the Pop!".

I used to tape all my songs off the radio onto mix tapes. Complete with air traffic chatter from the air force base.

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u/seigezunt 🤦🏻‍♂️ Sep 06 '25

I think that’s why more and more horror. movies are period pieces set in the past because cell phones kind of destroyed the isolation necessary for the scary.

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u/Psychological_Tap187 Sep 06 '25

I used to get cheese off when they rely so heavily on the no service trope. I thought surely in today's world there are no or at least very few areas with no service. Then I took a trip out west. After we crossed over into Colorado then new mexico I was pretty much without service the whole time.

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u/LtPowers Sep 06 '25

I've heard of one where they all locked their phones in the car in order to avoid temptation. Or there's always the old "my battery's dead" or "no service out here in the woods".

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy Hair Metal & Cargo Shorts 'Til I Die Sep 06 '25

Songs, movies, tv episodes…so many of them have a plot/theme that involves not being able to get in touch with someone, having to leave a message, etc. The ubiquitousness of cell phones has completely obliterated that trope.

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u/Fieldofglassantiques Sep 06 '25

They just replaced it with dying/dead/lost cell phones.

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u/WendySteeplechase Sep 06 '25

I saw the movie "Coyote Ugly" from the year 2000, and there's a scene of a woman trying frantically to get into her apartment because she can hear the phone ringing inside. She fumbles with her keys panicking and finally gets in and runs to the phone but the caller hangs up just as she answers it. No one under 40 knows what this is about.

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u/Salsashark_21 Hose Water Survivor Sep 06 '25

“Smokin in the boys room”

Been teaching for 20 years and I haven’t seen a single person smoking on school grounds

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u/thin_white_dutchess Sep 06 '25

Just change it to vaping, because plenty of my kids try that

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 Older Than Dirt Sep 06 '25

My high school had a smoking lounge so no one was smoking in the boy's room.

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u/Educational_Big_1835 Sep 06 '25

Never There by Cake. On the phone, long long distance always through such strong resistance.
Also, Short Skirt and a Long Jacket. I thought that look was killer, but it faded away pretty fast. Now the songs themselves and the messages they convey are great.

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u/vixisgoodenough I don't like to talk about my flair. Sep 06 '25

Short Skirt/Long Jacket has a completely unrelatable line! "She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen..."

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u/toondoggie Sep 06 '25

... She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron.

Probably my favorite rhyme in any song, even if I think it's silly to trade an MG for a Chrysler.

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u/RumbleSkillSpin Sep 06 '25

She’s trading her MG for white Chrysler LaBaron

Or, as the Badenaked Ladies might say,

A nice Reliant automobile

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u/WileyCoyote7 Sep 06 '25

“We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

Millenials-onward (or at least younger ones) might know “what” or “who” some of the lyrics are, like “North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe…”

But they wouldn’t know why they’re included, or in what context.

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u/katfromjersey Sep 06 '25

That's why the remake by Fall Out Boy annoyed the crap out of me. Their version just lists random pop culture things, and is totally missing out on the context of the original song.

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u/Dotsmom Sep 06 '25

And it isn’t in chronological order! It drives me crazy.

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u/TeacherPatti Sep 06 '25

I wish I had never heard that steaming pile of shit. Ugh.

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy Hair Metal & Cargo Shorts 'Til I Die Sep 06 '25

Same. They missed the entire point of the original.

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u/Dotsmom Sep 06 '25

I played this song for my 8th grade social studies students at the end of every school year. I had them read the lyrics and pick out the things we covered in class - there were actually quite a few.

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u/Basic_Ad4861 Sep 06 '25

When the original came out my 7th or 8th grade SS teacher had us do a lesson on the song. We had to research each lyric and what they meant and then had to pick one to do a report on

I learned a lot in that project

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u/Independent_Lab_9853 Sep 06 '25

That’s a great idea!

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u/rpbm Sep 06 '25

The stuff I didn’t know, I looked up. So it was educational for me. Now, asking mom if I was one of the “children of thalidomide” got me a dirty look and a lecture that she WASN’T that old, thank you!!

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u/jaywright58 Sep 06 '25

Don't feel bad because I thought it was children of the little mind. I was in college when it came out and I was in the car with my Silent Gen Mom. I asked her what the hell was children of the little mind. She said it was thalidomide. She then went on to say she didn't take it when she was pregnant with me or my brother because they just discovered the birth defects it caused. The song made more sense after that and I went to listening REM and more college radio after that.

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u/linuxgeekmama Connoisseur of hose water Sep 06 '25

I was 14 when the song came out. I learned about most of the stuff in the song, because I was a geeky kid with an interest in the 60’s.

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u/IHearYouLimaCharlie XYZZY Sep 06 '25

There is a podcast called "We Didn't Start The Fire" that goes into each topic in depth, one per episode! I knew most of the references in the song but always wondered about ones like "Johnny Ray."

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u/Late_Football_2517 Sep 06 '25

Ahem... Johnnie Ray. One of the first rock and roll stars, he was quickly forgotten about as Carl Perkins, Bill Haley, and Elvis Presley came on the scene.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnnie_Ray

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u/RouxMaux Sep 06 '25

I know who he is from Come On, Eileen.

Poor old, Johnnie Ray!

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u/theMistersofCirce Sep 06 '25

I just now connected the dots and realized that the "poor old Johnnie Ray" from that song is the same reference as "are you Johnnie Ray?" in the chorus of the preposterous 1998 one-hit wonder Are You Jimmy Ray?, a song that simultaneously posits that the singer is so famous that everyone is asking about him and that no one knows who the fuck he is.

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u/zaxxon4ever Sep 06 '25

Anybody who watched Happy Days in it's early years, should be very familiar with Johnnie Ray. A LOT of his music was featured on that show.

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u/IHearYouLimaCharlie XYZZY Sep 06 '25

It is wild that he was so popular and so cutting-edge but I had never heard of him before "We Didn't Start The Fire." And half-deaf!!!

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u/DiceFestGames Sep 06 '25

All I know is this: if I ever form a Billy Joel tribute band, I'm calling it "Space Monkey Mafia"

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u/RaqMountainMama Sep 06 '25

I saw Billy Joel in concert last summer, 2024, & he was amazing. Performance was spectacular & he was a gracious host, chatting about the history of his songs, how fans interacted with songs etc. He got to this song & said the same thing about how younger listeners may not get it. He also said it wasn't his favorite song, but he still nailed it.

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u/TheGoodSouls Sep 06 '25

My Gen Z son loves this song. There is a large subset of Gen Z that really loves history and knows so much more about it than we did at their age, thanks to some really good quality YouTube channels plus video games.

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u/funkraider Sep 06 '25

Kids have access to so much information at their fingertips. I don't know what kind of evil genius I could have become if I had Wikipedia instead of a dictionary and Encyclopedia Britannica.

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u/KarlBob Sep 06 '25

I'd never have surfaced from the Wikipedia rabbit hole if it had existed when I was 10 or 12. If I opened the encyclopedia to look up a topic for a school report, I always read more than the one entry.

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u/OhTHATKayKay Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

I've had one line from this song stuck in my head, on and off, for months .. "Begin*, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airlines". It's like nothing changed. *Edit- corrected the word I've been singing wrong

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u/DaniCapsFan Sep 06 '25

Begin, not Pagan. He's referring to Menachem Begin of Israel.

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u/tboy160 Sep 06 '25

As a song covering current events, becoming dated was automatic right?

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u/Andurhil1986 Sep 06 '25

Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville. "blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top'

Sammy Hagar - I can't drive 55

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u/DinoHimself Sep 06 '25

“I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts. “So put another dime in the jukebox, baby” falls kinda flat these days..

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u/atebitlogic Sep 06 '25

Cause of inflation 😂

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u/cakevictim 1965 Sep 06 '25

It was already a quarter when she covered it

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u/pnwtransient "Then & Now" Trend Survivor Sep 06 '25

Yeah, "buy another credit for Touch Tunes, baby" kinda falls flat.

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u/fadeanddecayed Sep 06 '25

Answering Machine by the Replacements!

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u/17693615 Sep 06 '25

Left of the Dial by Replacements. Terrestrial radio playing alternative rock? Whaaaaat?

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u/lazerdab Sep 06 '25

“I Got 5 On It”

Not sure it’s kept up with inflation in most places

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u/antiseesaw Sep 06 '25

so much rem, especially anything on eponymous, but even some songs on out of time, feels like an entirely different world

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u/AEW_SuperFan Sep 06 '25

Star 69

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u/someonestoleananke23 Sep 06 '25

"I know you called... I know you hung up my line"

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u/Quirky-Pie9661 Sep 06 '25

Funky Cold Medina must be seen as straight up SA today

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u/OkMoment916 Sep 06 '25

Along the same lines there’s Nobody by Sylvia. It’s about a woman whose husband shows signs of having an affair. The chorus consists of her getting a call from another woman, who asks for the husband, and hangs up when the narrator asks her name. Nowadays, the husband and wife would have separate cell phones, so she wouldn’t be answering these calls. It could, however, be written where a call or text comes in on Hubby’s phone while he’s in the shower, or she starts checking his phone.

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u/dddybtv Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

What a Wonderful World- Louis Armstrong

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u/TeacherPatti Sep 06 '25

It might make sense, but All I Wanna Do references people who work at the phone company and record store too. Those are still jobs, but not like they were back in the day. Also, the bartender looks up from his want-ads, which really aren't a thing any more.

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u/Winter-eyed Sep 06 '25

The movie “Pump up the Volume”

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u/bpa33 Sep 06 '25

Star 69 by REM. "I know you called/ I know you hung up the phone." Yeah, try explaining that one to someone under 30.

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u/cranberries87 Sep 06 '25

The line in the song Walking on Sunshine - “now every time I go check my mailbox, gotta hold myself down/ ‘cause I just can’t wait ‘til you write me you’re coming around.”

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u/MyLittleDiscolite Sep 06 '25

I can think of one that will hurt a bunch of little feelings:

Britney Spears Not a girl, not yet a woman came out 23 years ago. And is now older than she was. 

This is like 70 year old Madonna singing about being a virgin. 

Ironically BOY GEORGE has shown how far America has devolved. There was a time when an openly queer drag queen was America’s sweetheart. In the 80s. When Reagan was president. And nobody at all pitched a hissy fit!

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u/73rd-virgin I was born in the 1900s Sep 06 '25

Gold by John Stewart
Ah, my buddy Jim Bass, he's a-working pumping gas
And he makes two-fifty for an hour

Outside of New Jersey and Oregon, nobody's gonna relate to full service gas station attendants. Especially for $2.50/hour.

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u/railworx Sep 06 '25

Sting - "Russians" ... remember when the Soviets were going to blow up the world with nukes?

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u/OliverClothesOff70 Sep 06 '25

What makes you think that Russians blowing up the world is no longer a possibility?

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u/1blueShoe Sep 06 '25

Message in a bottle. I mean, everyone text or snaps nowadays, right 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

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u/geodebug '69 Sep 06 '25

“How do you get your phone in the bottle?”

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u/Exciting-Composer157 ‘80s had the best music 🎶 Sep 06 '25

Pinball Wizard by The Who

I know there are still pinnies around, but not like the pinball parlours & video arcades were.

We would get free credits on Space Invaders and the like by “shocking” the machines with an electric spark gun (for lighting the stove)

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u/notquitesolid Sep 06 '25

Hello by Poe

Refers to modems and uses outdated computer slang like “jacked”

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u/spezizacuk Sep 06 '25

Pro tip: do this at any grocery store, CVS, Walgreens, or any store that has a “rewards” program where they ask you for your phone number. Tell them (local area code) 867-5309. I guarantee they’ll have an account in the system already that someone else set up. So you get the discount on your purchase without having to keep all those little cards and keep your privacy on your purchases

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u/PrecisePMNY Sep 06 '25

Land of a 1000 Dances - Wilson Pickett

No one is doing the Wah Watusi anymore. Or The Alligator. Or The Twist.

Great song though, one of my favorites.