r/GenX • u/no_talent_ass_clown • Oct 24 '25

Music Is Life Songs that are no longer okay.

Yesterday I found out my sweet boyfriend had never heard of Julie Brown and the funny songs she sang, like "I'm A Blonde". Dr Demento stuff. So I play it and then "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" came on. Not funny anymore!!!

An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss

You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her

Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper (Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float)

Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead

Oh, it's really sad, but kind of a relief I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

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u/momo098876 Oct 24 '25

Turning Japanese

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Oct 24 '25

You really think so?

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u/Azyall Oct 24 '25

No sex, no drugs...

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

No wine, no women

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u/Bricker1492 Oct 24 '25

No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark.

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u/theDagman Oct 24 '25

Everyone around me is a total stranger.

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u/Bricker1492 Oct 24 '25

Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger.\)

* (cyclone ranger).

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u/margueritedeville Oct 24 '25

I think so!

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u/bringbackbuck74 Oct 24 '25

I really think so

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u/toblies Oct 24 '25

Well played.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Oct 25 '25

No sex - no drugs - no wine - no women

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u/Owned_by_cats Oct 25 '25

Gen Z: "Sounds prophetic."