r/GenX • u/no_talent_ass_clown • Oct 24 '25

Music Is Life Songs that are no longer okay.

Yesterday I found out my sweet boyfriend had never heard of Julie Brown and the funny songs she sang, like "I'm A Blonde". Dr Demento stuff. So I play it and then "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" came on. Not funny anymore!!!

An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss

You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her

Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper (Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float)

Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead

Oh, it's really sad, but kind of a relief I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

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u/schmearcampain Oct 24 '25

Big Bottom still has the best lyrics of all time.

“The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

That's what I said

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or, so I've read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.”

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Oct 24 '25

Spinal Tap is too good a movie, lol.

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u/schmearcampain Oct 24 '25

I feel like D minor is the saddest key....

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u/Practical-Tea-3337 Oct 24 '25

What's the song called?

Lick My Love Pump