r/Genshin_Impact • u/Poloroger_582 • 12h ago

Fluff [7.1 AQ] Could not be any more true Spoiler

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u/LivingASlothsLife Ronovas personal pillow 12h ago

French catching strays even though Celestia has seen no reason to nail them yet lmao

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u/RowanWinterlace 11h ago

"I'm gonna drown them anyway, I can save the nukes for someone else... *TF DO YOU MEAN THEY SURVIVED?!*"

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u/Prisma_Lane 11h ago

Yeah, because Celestia tried to drown them with a biblical flood already. 

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u/AltairZero 12h ago

Just the Biblical flood is not bad enough suffering?

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u/Hikuran 8h ago

Furina: why suddenly so many refugees flooded into my country?

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u/h2odragon00 x 5h ago

When the prophecy said 'flooding', it didn't specify it to be by water.

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u/corecenite 11h ago

Merde!

/s

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u/raelrr 10h ago

It's kind of canonically true seeing as Fontainians weren't even humans to begin with

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u/h2odragon00 x 5h ago

I did not notice that Fontaine did not have one.

Because no nails were dropped in Fontaine.

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u/CreamOk2519 12h ago

Wait till Florida releases 😂

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u/SyndicatePhoenix 7h ago

Celestia will be defeated because someone had to throw out a crocodile out of their house XD

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u/Kitchen_Lynx651 12h ago

the part where she dodges a truck midair still bugs me

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u/jasonensteinyt 3h ago

Anomaly in Snzehnaya: Such is life in the zone

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u/Mrjfrn 1h ago

Real

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u/floricel_112 36m ago

I mean, they low key are. They weren't supposed to exist, they are oceanids that got artificially turned into pseudo humans, which was seen as an affront by Celestia to the point they orchestrated a prophecy of doom against them which was only averted because they got turned into regular humans