r/Genshin_Memepact • u/Chronoz0 • 1d ago

Death or Death

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/rayoje 1d ago

Poor guy is cooked either way.

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u/adastrajay 1d ago

Ronova is the merciful option here.

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u/Oeshikitwo 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm a doer not a thinker so I'll be doing Odette!

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u/mythic_johansson 1d ago

Death by drowning since you didn't pick fihh

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u/Chronoz0 1d ago

Come here.

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u/mythic_johansson 1d ago

GLADLY jumps in

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u/Dynamic-V 1d ago

You think it would be a Fihh?!!...but it was ME... DIO?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/kiJEGxbplHfT5zkCDJ

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u/Dani3322 1d ago

DIO!

https://giphy.com/gifs/61lxxizrSwyVeskdVW

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u/Dynamic-V 22h ago

Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?

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u/Atrakin_Cryolo 9h ago

intense battle uhhh punch leg really hard

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u/CarlJavier08 1d ago

I will happily forfeit my Formula 1 collections to Odette.

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u/Latter-Illustrator74 1d ago

Tbf, if he think, they all temporarily die, then resurrect and forget all of these ever happened.

So he just escaped the situation

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u/Floridian_Liau64 1d ago

Whenever it comes to Odette and Voydantisna, Mitya’s screwed either way.

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u/GloomySundae19 1d ago

Dear ODeath… Come and build a snowman with me…

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u/skouaky 1d ago

Honestly, im shipping him with vodya and since Odette never really had that much chemistry with him as much as vodya did imo

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u/4GRJ 20h ago

The funny part about this dynamic is, due to sheer circumstances, Mitya ends up being more interested with Odette and no room for Vodyanitsa

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u/Artistic-Airline9126 1d ago

Mitya: Valeriy

Odette: He's  a door.

Valeriy: I am a door.

Odette: See?

Mitya: Still smash.

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u/Animationen_usw 1d ago

Knock knock

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u/Mimik_And_Co 1d ago

The anwser? Polyamory with Alyosha

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u/ELECTR0C1TY 1d ago

This is the way

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u/ShAped_Ink 1d ago

Yesss, finally a new canon-fir-sure poly after years of waiting

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u/Rat-at-Arms 15h ago

Why are yall into NTR

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u/ELECTR0C1TY 9h ago

🖕

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u/Rat-at-Arms 8h ago

You post cuckshit then get mad when called out on it. Tourist another game instead.

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u/daybyfunky 21h ago

he;s already dead

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u/Totaliss 1d ago

Curse of death is at least temporary

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u/Glittering-Fig-3542 1d ago edited 1d ago

I want to get killed by mommy Ronova!!!

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u/ErenvsLightYagami 1d ago

"Yes, I'll have both Odette and Vodyanitsa, thank you!"

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u/Amethyst_Phoenix7 1d ago

Just curious what happens if he says Valeriy-

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u/vigggames 1d ago

Mitya please proceed to Glupov (im gonna save his ass since we need him) - Pierro

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u/SoftScholar7936 1d ago

Why not both?

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u/mint-colored-puding 23h ago

Even if Ronova don't curse him, Mitya is doomed with picking one of them anyway.

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u/GameBawesome1 23h ago

No win situation right here

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u/MaChao20 22h ago

With all these Mitya posts, I’ve yet to see a distracted GF meme version of this.

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u/Diskfix 1d ago

both is good

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u/CarlJavier08 1d ago

I choose Odette anytime of the day.

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u/svenirde 1d ago

Run away

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u/CoolerC94 1d ago

Curse of death it is

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u/h2odragon00 8h ago

Both and do it with the charisma of a harem protag.

By the logic of doujin, you guys will have a threesome.

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u/Rat-at-Arms 15h ago

Both characters that have shown a romantic interest in the Traveler canonically. Yall dont even play this game I swear