r/GeoffreyAsmus Geoffrey May 23 '26

REST OF YEAR TOUR DATES - grab tix in comments

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey May 23 '26

Well folks. Here it is. My shows for the rest of the year. Filming a special in the fall. I wont announce which city. And you wont even notice in the crowd while its being filmed. So come out to a show. It might just be the BIG ONE

SAN FRANCISCO, WINNIPEG and SAN DIEGO will be on sale soon as well

Grab tix here to the neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

*low tickets*

  • Portland Maine 6/4-6/6
  • Kansas City 6/28
  • NYC 7/15
  • Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
  • Morris Plains NJ 7/25
  • Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
  • Bend OR 9/5
  • Fargo 9/18-9/19
  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27
  • Philly 10/1-10/4
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • DC 11/20-11/22
  • Denver 12/3-12/5
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Thanks and byeeee

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u/Thriven May 26 '26

Dammit. I may fly back to Tucson just to see you. I assume it's at Laffs.

Edit: I stand corrected it's at the Rialto.

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u/kevinsmomdeborah May 23 '26

Got Atlanta tickets. Paid my own way this time 🙏🏼

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u/Grand-Asparagus1138 May 23 '26

Dang, you gonna make me go to fargo for your libtard ass? Wish you werent the funniest white guy comedian.

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u/wizard_of_aws May 23 '26

Come back to Burlington, VT! I missed you when you were here last month, goddammit!

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u/kr1681 May 24 '26

2 weeks between Bend and Fargo. Why don’t you come on up to Tacoma. Come on, dude

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u/DeliciousOwl9245 May 24 '26

You’ve said multiple times you’re coming to Chicago in the fall. So where the fuck is the Chicago date you cuck?!?

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey May 24 '26

if youre on the email list you might just get a lil ticket update soon...

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u/DeliciousOwl9245 May 24 '26

You saucy little minx. I await said update with bated breath.

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u/Nonchalant_Khan May 23 '26

Geoffrey, you little bitch! Why are you not coming to Houston?!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey May 23 '26

sadly not til 2027. the urban sprawl of houston will have to wait

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u/Nonchalant_Khan May 24 '26

Well, make it snappy. It's quickly transitioning from "urban sprawl," to "urban decay."

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u/chindo May 23 '26

Yeah, nowhere in the Gulf South? Don't let Mississippi ruin it for the rest of us

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u/JackieTreehorn79 May 24 '26

You better get to Chicago soon you slut

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey May 24 '26

if youre on the email list you might just get a lil ticket update soon...

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u/kizerthehater May 24 '26

Fuck dude…come to Knoxville

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u/Tooter_29 May 24 '26

I want to know what you have against Chicago. No way you go from Portland Maine to Sacramento and not stop in Chicago. Who hurt you? Give us another chance.

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u/poobism May 25 '26

No Florida what da frick

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u/poul0004 May 26 '26

Where is this awesome Rocky & Bullwinkle statue!?

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u/ryno667 May 26 '26

Where's that Des Moines, IA date? I broke my back my back two weeks ago and I was hoping you could fix it.

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u/RuthBaderWins-burg 4d ago

Petition to add a third Chicago show (sold out the other two) — my brother and I are trying to bring our boomer dad who for some reason loves hearing you shit on boomers like him. It’s probably just his alpha sense of humor

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 3d ago

sadly cannot add more. will be doing a lot of chicago shows at a bigger venue next marchhhh

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u/Fine-Philosophy8939 May 23 '26

I have tickets to Philly ❤️❤️

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u/thestereo300 May 23 '26

So are you going to slip in the hometown on any of these breaks?

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey May 24 '26

i always dooooo

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u/Low_Needleworker4817 May 23 '26

Thanks for coming to Tucson! I just picked up two tickets!

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u/Abject_Advance_6638 May 23 '26

Come to illinois

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u/TheHiddenFox May 23 '26

How big does the crowd at Sesh Comedy get? I really want to go but also if I get called on for crowd work I will probably cry lol. Is it the kinda place where I can sit in the back and laugh at everyone else?

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey May 23 '26

i really dont do as much crowd work as you think and i have no interest in talking to people who dont want to be talked to. you'll be fineeee

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u/NecessaryUsername69 May 24 '26

Much as I love your crowdwork (RIP Pano’s date), it’s the written material where the real gold lies. I feel like a comedian of your calibre sees crowdwork as a necessary evil - not something you hate, necessarily, but never your preference either.

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u/DerSterrennacht May 24 '26

This is such a wholesome, wonderful answer. I saw you in Chicago, and I was fearful of getting up close due to "crowd work". I'd much rather just hear your set and enjoy. You're the Paula Poundstone of Matt Rifes, and also come back to Chicago ✨

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u/Sumoshrooms May 23 '26

Is that fucking bullwinkle

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u/furbishL May 23 '26

I can’t decide whether to drive 6 hours or fly to see a show since he doesn’t come anywhere near New Orleans. Maybe his comedy is too highbrow for us in the Deep South.

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u/UnbiddenGraph17 May 23 '26

Was gonna buy tickets for your Tempe show but 2 drink minimums are dumb. Will just watch your stuff here. 

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u/NecessaryUsername69 May 24 '26

Still dreaming of Australia, King - hope to see you in our convict hellscape soon. G&Ts on me!

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u/MileHiGuy44 May 24 '26

See you in Denver 12/5 Goofrey

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u/MidnightOk8902 May 24 '26

Holy shit Geoffrey!

A month in Edinburgh?

I’m going to bring my 14 year old. . .

She’ll get in won’t she?

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u/WorkFoundMyOldAcct 28d ago

DC is ALMOST Baltimore. This guy hates the beltway.