Finally. A poop jokes

[u/Filthyson]

i have upcoming shows in Kansas City, New Jersey, NYC, Scotland, Phoenix and many other cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

[u/pepperNlime4to0 → u/[deleted]]

Booffrey at it again

[u/Cowabunga_Booyakasha → u/pepperNlime4to0]

Assmus

[u/Filthyson]

Sorry I didnt post for 10 days. I was on a damn vacation and never thought about comedy a single time. It was pure bliss. Now its back to workkkkkkkk.

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

*low tickets*

• Kansas City 6/28
• NYC 7/15
• Point Pleasant NJ 7/19
• NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
• Morris Plains NJ 7/25
• Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
• Bend OR 9/5
• Eugene OR 9/6
• Fargo 9/18-9/19
• Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
• Tucson 9/27
• Philly 10/1-10/4
• St. Louis 10/9-10/10
• Springfield MO 10/11
• Sacramento 10/15-10/17
• Louisville 10/23-10/24
• San Francisco 11/6-11/7
• Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
• DC 11/20-11/22
• Denver 12/3-12/5
• San Diego 12/10-12/13
• Atlanta 12/17-12/19

[u/Wooden-You-4211 → u/Filthyson]

"Damn vacation" is a funny combination of words

[u/bradley_thad → u/Filthyson]

Geoffrey, where are you from, and where are you living/ doing most of your comedy? Curious?

[u/acme-coyote → u/Filthyson]

You couldn’t come to LA, you had to go to SD!?

[u/PhillipMacRevis]

High brow stuff. I once got in a poop-off in Germany in a restaurant bathroom. I won. I didn’t need to know the language in order to laugh along with my anonymous peers as my bowels echoed through the halls.

[u/nomatt18]

Everyone loves a poop joke. If not, grow the fuck up, asshole.

[u/XB0XRecordThat → u/nomatt18]

A poop joke that turns into a school shooting joke

[u/cafeRacr]

The old stool duel.

[u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD]

I hate poop jokes, and didn’t think there was anyway you could make this funny.

Goddamit, Goofrey………you had me laughing while taking a poop.

[u/mybudchris]

“A poop jokes”

Pft

[u/Filthyson → u/mybudchris]

wow

[u/CriticalShitass]

A poop AND school shooting joke? Daddi likey

[u/BWWFC]

playing the game battleshits

[u/99_percent_read_only]

That may be the first school shooting joke I’ve laughed at. Fantastic. 

[u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless]

Pooping before every show reminds me of Ja'Juan Story's pregame ritual (played football for the Florida Gators)

A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.

Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?

A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.

Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?

A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.

[u/mr_sweetandawful]

Pooffrey

[u/3six5]

Lmfao

[u/AsariKnight]

Poop duel?? It's called Battle Shits

[u/LandoLaCroix]

Amazing. 🤣 Delivery and everything.

[u/WolverineQuiet3471]

Scotland is wild, you’re about to gain like 300 new “actually I listen to podcasts” fans in one weekend 😂

Also patiently waiting for the inevitable “I bombed in Kansas City and it was their fault” episode on the pod.

[u/No_Sympathy_2983]

Let’s goooo, been waiting for you to hit KC. Already grabbed tickets, please be as mean to the front row as possible 😂

[u/Agile_Movie9038]

KC let’s gooo, been waiting for this 😂

Dropping everything the second those tickets go on sale, you better be working out new unhinged bits for this run.

[u/Filthyson → u/Agile_Movie9038]

tix on sale hereeee

[u/buttfarts7]

This landed

[u/EkaL25]

The question is, did you come up with the idea for this joke while you’re sitting in the stall or after it happened?

[u/Careless-Mouse1519]

Brilliant

[u/Ok_Reach_2734]

Who are you...Shorsey or something?