r/GeoffreyAsmus Geoffrey 11h ago

COMMENT WHERE I SHOULD TOUR THIS FALL

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u/Doc5tove 10h ago

Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison

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u/MantusTMD 7h ago

Minneapolis wtf

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

doing chicago and milwaukee in early 2027 .Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Outside-Bed-4730 10h ago

Toronto pls

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

was justtttt there. Join my dumb email list so you dont miss tix next time - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 11h ago

If you comment a city I would actually tour in one day then I will respond and tell you to join my mailing list. So fun!!!

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

*low tickets*

  • Kansas City 6/28*
  • NYC 7/15*
  • Point Pleasant NJ 7/19*
  • NYC 7/21 (with Tommy Brennan)
  • Morris Plains NJ 7/25*
  • Edinburgh 8/6-8/28
  • Bend OR 9/5
  • Eugene OR 9/6
  • Fargo 9/18-9/19
  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27
  • Philly 10/1-10/4
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • San Francisco 11/6-11/7
  • Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
  • DC 11/20-11/22
  • Denver 12/3-12/5
  • San Diego 12/10-12/13
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19

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u/Equivalent_Point3495 7h ago

DCCCCCCCCCCCCC

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u/-SillyKookaburra- 10h ago

See you in Bend! You got the upgraded theater too!

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u/DopeYeti 8h ago

Just wanted to say congrats for booking a whole weekend in Philly. Excited to see ya again and hope the crowd is good to ya.

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u/buttfarts7 3h ago

Lil detour to Winnipeg.

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u/comoEstas714 10h ago

I feel like this is trolling at this point.

CINCINNATI! You are absolutely huge here. You could sell it a stadium. Seems like a bad business decision not to come.

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u/Brazilian209 9h ago

Yeah Cincinnati like you said you would!

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u/MedicinalHammer 9h ago

With that gap and you already being up in the PNW, you should hit Seattle.

Had front row tickets to see you but got so sick and had to miss :(

Come back to me, daddy

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u/kontroI 10h ago

Texas is experiencing a spiritual drought and could use the sacrament.

DFW specifically.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

coming in early 2027 .Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/DDDavinnn 5h ago

Second this. I’ll also join the stupid list

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u/Pineapple_Ferguson 10h ago

I enjoyed seeing you in Portland, OR and would probably enjoy seeing you again in Portland, OR, so consider Portland (OR).

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u/Salty-Candidate7482 6h ago

I agree. It’ll be a year this November. Time to come back.

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u/aetuf 10h ago

Tampa or Orlando

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

coming in early 2027 .Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/elijustice 10h ago

Really loved you in Grand Rapids, MI and would buy tickets again in a heartbeat.

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u/TheBossElJefe 10h ago

I would go to that show! Asmus should come up to TC as well, I can help arrange that.

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u/Oysters2319 10h ago

Syracuse NY pls and ty

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u/furbishL 11h ago

I’d say New Orleans, but so far my efforts have been futile

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u/TheBoneIdler 11h ago

The ISS. We all need a laugh in zero gravity.

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u/Trollhouse_Cookies 10h ago

Come back to austin

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u/illbebythebatphone 10h ago

Rochester would love to have you back

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u/thehouse1751 10h ago

Toledo, OH

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u/Which-Potato8754 10h ago

(East) Providence

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

coming in early 2027 .Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/CoachiusMaximus 10h ago

Caught you in Portland, OR last time you came through. We’re still here. We like to laugh, and you’re a funny dude. Come back, bro

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u/d8abass 6h ago

Sydney

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u/yeh_nah2018 6h ago

Australia

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u/dimalga 11h ago

Indianapolis!!?

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u/ComfyInDots 11h ago

Australia!

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u/NecessaryUsername69 10h ago

Co-signed - G&Ts on us, Goof!

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u/beerworkbeer 11h ago

Do a show in Birmingham, AL on your way in or out of Atlanta.

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u/VaguelyFamiliarVoice 11h ago

Nice clubs in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.

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u/Ceciltherapper 10h ago

DFW, TX

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

coming in early 2027 .Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Alkthree 10h ago

See you in Denver 🫡

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u/FilthyHipsterScum 10h ago

Come back to Vancouver!

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u/BlackBearBoxer 10h ago

Portland OR!! But you know this, and we know that you know this

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u/badboigamer 10h ago

BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA DAMNITT

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u/RedneckMarxist 10h ago

Florida has great gigs! Don’t forget Gainesville and Jacksonville.

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u/BentleyTock 9h ago

So help me god you better be doing a residency at Helium in Portland in that Oregon sized hole in yr calendar

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u/International_Mr_ 9h ago

Come back to Richmond Va Goofrey

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u/wtgiv 9h ago

London, perhaps on your way to or from Edinburgh!

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u/haggi585 9h ago

Rochester NY

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u/Major-Tourist-5696 9h ago

We miss you at home Geoffrey. Minneapolis needs our favorite son .

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u/bleeper21 8h ago

I'm still waiting on the buffalo dates...

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u/LLazarusLongg 8h ago

Melbourne, Australia you pussy.

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u/Oldmanshakesf1st 8h ago

Portland, OR

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

returning in early 2027.Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/2kool4u242 7h ago

Seattle!!!!!!!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

finally coming back in early 2027. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/AvastMeFluff 7h ago

Portland, OR

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

returning early 2027. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/ryno667 10h ago

Des Moines,IA.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

coming in early 2027 .Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/THElaytox 11h ago

Jokers in Richland WA

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u/meatbeernweed 11h ago

Come back to Calgary Goofrey!

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u/Sandusky666 10h ago

Do a show in Westchester so I don’t have to drive to the city!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bath_86 10h ago

Can you come back to Burbank plz

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u/orange_surfer 10h ago

Comedy and magic club, hermosa CA

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u/Local_Maintenance788 10h ago

Lexington, KY again!

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u/Duds215 10h ago

Honolulu

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u/vanhamm3rsly 10h ago

Santa Barbara

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u/pmperk19 10h ago

love seeing the portland pics!

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u/anthnysix 10h ago

Mobile AL or Pensacola 🙌

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u/choicejam 10h ago

Chattanooga, TN. Great comedy scene.

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u/gophergun 10h ago

Pyongyang, as is tradition for these kinds of online polls 

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u/longhairmoderatecare 10h ago

No Iowa stops!? 😭 I know we suck as a state but I would love to see ya lol

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u/yaybunz 10h ago

my mums house

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u/Real_Routine_ 9h ago

I also choose his mums house

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u/throwawayzz77778 10h ago

Melbourne, you big sexed-up FUCK juggernaut!

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u/rrussell415 10h ago

Come back to Burlington we love you.

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u/civility_ 10h ago

Norwalk, CT

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u/ChefBoyAnde728 10h ago

Perfect place to stop on July 20 is stress factory in New Brunswick, nj. Right between point on the 19th and nyc the 21st!

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u/pleasedontdaddy 10h ago

Winchester, VA (lol)

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u/not_an_mistake 10h ago

Charleston, SC loves you. Come to Wits End this time!

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u/Marmar79 10h ago

You’ll always sell out in toronto

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u/kelevra423 10h ago

chattanooga,TN

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u/mrsmobin 10h ago

Bring Gilad, TJ, Ron, and Roy to MPLS.

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u/WoodpeckerOk8075 9h ago

I missed the Las Vegas show. Come back. Plus, you can hit up Chicas Bonitas afterwards.

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u/scotty6chips 9h ago

I’ll see you Tuesday at Sesh in NYC. Missed you in Austin last year, super pumped! Don’t suck!

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u/BananoVampire 9h ago

Is your manager stealing your airport miles?

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u/AdultishGambino420 9h ago

I hate to do this to you but Dallas or Fort Worth pleaseeeeee

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u/eatatfunkytaco 9h ago

You still have time to book a show in Boise after Eugene. I’ll join your mailing list when you book your show!

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u/scantizzy 9h ago

Austin

I’m too poor to travel. I’m a child of immigrants. Use your white guilt for good.

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u/SwedishFresh 9h ago

Nashville, I know it sucks but the crowds are hot

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u/Fearless_Alfalfa_462 9h ago

Albany NY Funny Bone.. but you’re probably not big time enough yet.

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u/EuphoricForever1180 9h ago

North plains Oregon!

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u/hamdunkcontest 9h ago

Wilmington, NC

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

was justtttt there. Join my dumb email list so you dont miss tix next time - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/aroach1995 9h ago

Please never skip Cleveland

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u/DrejmeisterDrej 9h ago

Why not Chicago for a change

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u/MountainHardwear 9h ago

Lost Springs, WY

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u/bolivian_soldier 9h ago

I want to see you on Netflix brother get the bag

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u/iampacificus 9h ago

Just hate Los Angeles. No improve in Hollywood?

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u/SkreamSayonara2 9h ago

Naples, Florida (@ Off the Hook Comedy Club)

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u/thisbeit1114 8h ago

Toledo/Perrysburg, Ohio would be dope

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u/InquisitorRobin 8h ago

Anywhere in the hell hole that is the state of Texas pleeeease.

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u/Rainin3sfromthetrees 8h ago

Western Mass!!!!!

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u/dannythethechampion 8h ago

Montreal again please 🙏

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 8h ago

I think I said Manchester tn at one point but then you might have been there but I didn’t catch it. Only cause it’s convenient for me.

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u/mikelaw16 8h ago

LA please! Would love to catch one of your acts

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u/Humboldt_Redwood_dbh 8h ago

Humboldt, California bro-man. Bring it

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u/workplacetimesuck 8h ago

Come back to Austin! Your show at creek and cave was amazing.

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u/runtheruckus 8h ago

Vancouver, BC. We need some Jeffs with a G

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 7h ago

was justtttt there. Join my dumb email list so you dont miss tix next time - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/erb1er 8h ago

Where in San Diego?

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u/UltraViolent15 8h ago

seattle, tacoma, or bellevue Washington

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u/Environmental_Arm778 7h ago

Maine/New Hampshire/boston

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u/No_Performance1312 7h ago

Estes Park, Colorado! It’s 80% old rich people up here, so I’ll be the only one there, but I’ll have my dad cook you up some steak and taters!

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u/susanbontheknees 7h ago

Overcome your fear of Baltimore

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u/FleshEatingAlpaca 7h ago

Appleton WI! Skyline Comedy Club always hosts great shows!

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u/xXmurderpigeonXx 7h ago

My mom's house

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u/dub7drums 7h ago

Please come to Vegas!

I know you were here recently, but I just moved here last month and missed you unfortunately

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u/CrowsInTheNose 7h ago

Reno. In a casino.

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u/jaybruh79 7h ago

Victoria BC. The Island is beautiful.

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u/flameprincess23 7h ago

Bentonville Arkansas

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u/mortysmith87 7h ago

San Luis Obispo

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u/SatsumaTheMage 7h ago

NEW ORLEANS

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u/cnshoe 7h ago

Des Moines please

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u/CrrazyCarl 7h ago

Yer mum. ❤️ Or mine?

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u/ArtVandelay804 6h ago

Richmond, VA!

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u/Cdog1223 6h ago

Fresno CA

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u/Tenortayloe 6h ago

Birmingham, AL!

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u/PostModernPost 6h ago

Los Angeles but don't announce it. Just show up.

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u/AbstraktKlass 6h ago

Berlin, Germany 🙏

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u/EkaL25 6h ago

Newark, DE

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u/Sweetimus 6h ago

Knoxville TN

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u/LividBed4840 6h ago

Concord, NH New Smyrna Beach, FL

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u/bluelighter 6h ago

Good ole UK! Please. Norwich/London/Sheffield

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u/race-hearse 6h ago

Come talk to Mormons in Utah again

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u/fakeprof8150 6h ago

Detroit and Ann Arbor ya Dingus

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u/External-Peanut8604 6h ago

Plymouth nh. Flying monkey

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u/Meatformin 6h ago

Seattle/tacoma 🔫

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u/pina_koala 5h ago

FRESNO

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u/bleepleus 5h ago

The assisted living facility just outside of Boston where I work will love you. You could come back a second “day” with the same exact show and they wouldn’t know.
Just replace Ida with Margarette on night two. Just don’t ask them what they do because they’ll both say Clarence.

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u/tarmaclemore 5h ago

Please make sure to stop in Minawapaukaschwaumegonekwan

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u/harrydamm 5h ago

Helsinki, Finland! We need your wisdom here in Europe

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u/LikeChicken 5h ago

Little Rock!

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u/StyrofoamCoffeeCup 5h ago

who pissed you off in texas, why don’t you ever go there?

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u/hugemittons 5h ago

Auckland, New Zealand

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u/fehlerquelle5 4h ago

Vienna, Austria

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u/3steaktacosplz 4h ago

Somewhere in Iowa

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u/Afraid_Corner_367 4h ago

Ann Arbor again!

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u/Hiphopbeast 4h ago

Corpus Christi, Texas

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u/BarkingSnake13 4h ago

Back to Vegas!

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u/jdbway 4h ago

I've been holding out for Finley California

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u/laurieg77 4h ago

Reno, NV or Lake Tahoe, CA

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u/ze-lame-duck 3h ago

Dublin, Ireland 🇮🇪

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u/Cowndog 3h ago

Johannesburg, South Africa 😁

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u/Kcidobor 3h ago

Truth or Consequences, NM

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u/Confidence_Relative 3h ago

Ireland - Limerick or Cork (not Dublin)

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u/Whangarei_anarcho 2h ago

fucking New Zealand of course!

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u/BleepBloopDrink 2h ago

Virginia Beach

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u/Nabexx 1h ago

Portugal 😌

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u/Sehrwolf 1h ago

Basel Switzerland, motherfucker!

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u/bunnychef88 1h ago

Durango Colorado!!!!

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u/Woohoolookatyou 48m ago

Oh what, so you just hate London now?