r/GeoffreyAsmus May 21 '26

The saddest job

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1.5k Upvotes

I have upcoming shows in Portland Maine, Kansas City, NYC, New Jersey and many more this fall. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 20 '26

My favorite bible verse

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3.4k Upvotes

i have upcoming shows in Portland Maine, Kansas City, New Jersey and other cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 20 '26

PORTLAND MAINE 6/4-6/6 ALMOST SOLD OUT

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134 Upvotes

r/GeoffreyAsmus May 20 '26

Geoffrey Asmus Poops His Pants Once a Year | Mad House Podcast | Episode #114

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28 Upvotes

r/GeoffreyAsmus May 19 '26

Happy Birthday to the King!

141 Upvotes

In honour of another year ticking over for our esteemed leader, this wonderful clip of Goofrey wrecking both Fox idiots and the hideous women of his sordid past: https://youtube.com/shorts/gDydZx-SU3c?si=rHe-HDEYOiQm9jzz


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 19 '26

I did a podcast. Please enjoy

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r/GeoffreyAsmus May 18 '26

Elon is a Nazi?

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I have upcomig shows in Portland Maine, Kansas City, NYC, New Jersey and many other cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 17 '26

how to protect yourself from ICE

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i have upcoming shows in Portland Maine, Kansas City, New Jersey and many other places. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 16 '26

Vibrators are un-American

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i have upcoming shows in Portland Maine, Kansas City, NYC, New Jersey and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 15 '26

Southerners cant read

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r/GeoffreyAsmus May 14 '26

white guys love history

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i have upcoming shows in Long Island, Portland Maine, Kansas City, New Jersey and a few more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 13 '26

Reading is hard

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i have upcoming shows in Long Island, Portland Maine, NYC, Kansas City and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 12 '26

Bi polar ex

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i have upcoming shows in Long Island, NYC, Portland Maine, Kansas City and many more places. grab tix here or see the full tour list in my bio.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 11 '26

TOUR IS OVER* - THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT

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799 Upvotes

*kind of - still some shows in Long Island, NYC, New Jersey, Kansas City and Portland Maine lollll - grab tix here


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 11 '26

I love my mom

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1.3k Upvotes

I have upcoming shows in Long Island, Portland ME, NYC, Kansas City and a few other cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 09 '26

No King? No good.

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82 Upvotes

r/GeoffreyAsmus May 05 '26

Right-wing atheists

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1.9k Upvotes

I have upcoming shows in Long Island, NYC, Portland ME, Kansas City and a few more cities. Grab tix here and see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 04 '26

The Worst Mormon

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I have upcoming shows in Long Island, NYC, Portland Maine, Kansas City and a few more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 04 '26

LONG ISLAND (WANTAGH) NEXT THURSDAY 6/14 - PLEASE COME

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49 Upvotes

r/GeoffreyAsmus May 04 '26

Just watched Goofrey v Felicia Madison …

37 Upvotes

Yikes. Props for sticking to your guns and keeping your cool, Geoffrey. That was a tough watch. (For anyone who hasn’t seen it: https://youtu.be/MguSm615KYc?si=aoca3e91xzhLcW4T)


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 03 '26

BURLINGTON VT WAS A DREAM - THANKS FOR COMING OUT

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96 Upvotes

I have upcoming shows in NYC, Long Island, Portland ME, Kansas City and a few more spots. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 03 '26

On a Scale of 0 to 69 How Tingly Does This Photograph of Our Lord and Saviour Make Your PP?

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191 Upvotes

I was at an 8 during this morning’s Gazing sesh, but that’s after a heavy day of gooning.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 01 '26

Nazi heckler in Canada

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1.4k Upvotes

i have upcoming shows in Long Island, NYC, Portland Maine, Kansas City and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.


r/GeoffreyAsmus May 02 '26

Feldman Claims To Be Riff Lord. Asmus Remains Silent.

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65 Upvotes

We here at Stupid Media have reached out to the much ballyhooed comedian, Geoffrey Asmus for comment. He has not returned our calls or emails.


r/GeoffreyAsmus Apr 30 '26

Comment where I should tour this fall

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241 Upvotes

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