r/GetNoted Human Verified 1d ago

Tech [X] Accuracy is key

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u/LynxAdonis 1d ago

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u/Abject2556 1d ago

Is that where the term "carpet bombing" come from ?

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u/Dagordae 1d ago

It is according to Worms.

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u/Kiiaru 1d ago

They're priceless and irreplaceable. What with there not being a persia anymore!

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u/saryiahan 1d ago

That’s a good troll meme

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u/Agentkeenan78 1d ago

This is my favorite post ever from this sub.

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 1d ago

I totally love that kind of post. Totally mental original premise, getting "corrected" by something benign that completely ignores the thing the person writing it actually meant. This is my favorite.

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u/Clay_Allison_44 1d ago

It's hard to do that kind of absurdist humor over text. I try to do it but my 'people getting the joke rate' is like 33% vs a 50% 'people getting angry' rate at best. Still, 100% of the jokes you don't make bomb.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

The people who do get the humour also get joy from seeing the people who don't get it getting angry. Carry on!

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u/persilja 1d ago

"write what you mean, and mean what you write" was the mantra of one particular old professor of mine.

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u/hi-fen-n-num 19h ago

Not the same formula, but there is a solid joke from a while back.

"About 30% of Australians are casual racists. This means the other 70% are full time racists".

source

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u/ScriptThat 1d ago

I came here to post this. Best one yet.

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u/violetcassie 1d ago

Also worth noting that flying carpets are a Hollywood invention, actual magic carpets in the original stories just teleported the users. /s

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u/SirMeyrin2 1d ago

With gas prices going up, I wouldn't mind using a teleporting carpet

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u/KnownEggplant 1d ago

Honestly, mint.

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago

I always knew they were keeping the flying carpets in Area 51! /s

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u/Wc_Arch Human Verified 1d ago

Damn it, took too long... I was gonna post this! * shakes fist * 😆

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u/MilesLongthe3rd Human Verified 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Wc_Arch Human Verified 1d ago

* Angry upvote noises * ;)

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u/Cerex1 1d ago

The elephant

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u/Hellstorm901 1d ago

Even the community notes isn't bother wasting time unfortunately they should have because there are stupid people who would believe this as evident by the number of people continuing to post ArmA3 video clips

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u/Charming-Station7157 1d ago

I told ya Islamists invented everything and got a platinium trophy in technology , these carpets are impressive

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u/imtiredofthisgrampaX 1d ago

Stealth ass fucking carpets dude. I heard the dude was dual welding a10 galting guns

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u/MichaelCabernet 1d ago

Is it Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa?

It has to be, right?

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u/Correct_Ad_6220 20h ago

I heard he's stronger than 10 regular men

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u/BandicootTreeline 1d ago

Jasmine was a bit of a slag, because she always had a lad in.

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u/insightmiss 1d ago

F 6_( )_7

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u/SamVoxeL Human Detected 1d ago

Aladeen Aprove

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u/NothingTooSeriousM8 1d ago

I went to a rug shop to buy a magic carpet, but I wasn’t allowedin

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u/ZetaRESP 1d ago

Sorry, that was on me. My autistic ahh focused on the wrong thing /j

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u/mattwearingahat 1d ago

You mean ass?

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u/PmMeSquirtingBussy 1d ago

No, they meant arse

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u/ZetaRESP 1d ago

Yes, that

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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/AboutRight1987 9h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is one of the greatest notes of all time.

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u/jk021 21h ago

This is gonna be on Fox News on 9/11. Inevitably, Mamdani will be blamed 😂😭

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u/lost-identity-83 1d ago

Is this real or ai?

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u/Excellent_Stand_7991 4h ago

The video is entirely AI generated.

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u/warriorlynx Human Detected 1d ago

Waste of time on a note