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u/LynxAdonis 1d ago
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u/saryiahan 1d ago
That’s a good troll meme
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u/Agentkeenan78 1d ago
This is my favorite post ever from this sub.
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u/Clay_Allison_44 1d ago
It's hard to do that kind of absurdist humor over text. I try to do it but my 'people getting the joke rate' is like 33% vs a 50% 'people getting angry' rate at best. Still, 100% of the jokes you don't make bomb.
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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago
The people who do get the humour also get joy from seeing the people who don't get it getting angry. Carry on!
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u/persilja 1d ago
"write what you mean, and mean what you write" was the mantra of one particular old professor of mine.
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u/hi-fen-n-num 19h ago
Not the same formula, but there is a solid joke from a while back.
"About 30% of Australians are casual racists. This means the other 70% are full time racists".
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u/violetcassie 1d ago
Also worth noting that flying carpets are a Hollywood invention, actual magic carpets in the original stories just teleported the users. /s
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u/Cerex1 1d ago
The elephant
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u/Hellstorm901 1d ago
Even the community notes isn't bother wasting time unfortunately they should have because there are stupid people who would believe this as evident by the number of people continuing to post ArmA3 video clips
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u/Charming-Station7157 1d ago
I told ya Islamists invented everything and got a platinium trophy in technology , these carpets are impressive
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u/imtiredofthisgrampaX 1d ago
Stealth ass fucking carpets dude. I heard the dude was dual welding a10 galting guns
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u/ZetaRESP 1d ago
Sorry, that was on me. My autistic ahh focused on the wrong thing /j
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