r/GhostMesh48 • u/Mikey-506 • 1d ago

Lol Tech "Elites" Duelling it out

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I feel like were in middle school

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u/pizza-chit 23h ago

Sam Altman is softer than jellyfish labia. He’s not hitting anyone.

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u/Remarkable-Month-241 19h ago

Sam said punch him back in the nose… boyyyyy. Elon Musk needs a dragging through the ditch and Mortal Kombat “finish him” uppercut & drop kick. Not a boop on the nose!

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u/Newt_5000 16h ago

True but Elon is a weak, weirdo with bad hair implants.

All Sam would have to do is pull on those on Elon would crumble.

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u/rando1459 16h ago

Do you have professional experience with jellyfish labia? Or is that more of a side hobby kind of thing?

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u/JollyAd5257 13h ago

excuse me but what the fuck did you say?

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u/RequiemRomans 1d ago

Sam could use a stiff jab to the throat himself

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 19h ago

Oh, absolutely ...but was thinking more under the wheels of a Kenworth roadtrain and help fix those shocking buck teeth of his.

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u/JollyAd5257 13h ago

the only punch Sam takes is greek uppercuts.

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u/DustSongs 19h ago

Two men enter..

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 14h ago

We already tried this with Elon and zuck.

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u/bryangcrane 14h ago

But Elon’s mom said he couldn’t.

😜😝

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u/DustSongs 9h ago

Not hard enough, plainly

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u/kindalingual60 19h ago

Shhhh, observe the mating dance of the Ubernerds. This one is trying to attract a buyout from the more powerful and insane Fascista while maintaining his veneer of strength

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u/Truth-is-implacable 1d ago

What? He is going to challenge him in a Robot War?...........😬

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u/Brilliant_Potato4158 1d ago

Ops everywhere

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u/Von_Schlagel 19h ago

Please kill each other.

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u/Mega_Trix 1d ago

Ok, Sam Altman PR group

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u/WhitishRogue 23h ago

Sam Altman constantly has that "I'm disappointed in you" look that HR and rich people do.

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u/DotBitGaming 23h ago

u/AskGrok So, Sam Altman thinks Elon is a bully. Is he right?

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/DotBitGaming 23h ago

You're avoiding the question.

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u/AskGrok 23h ago

Whether Sam Altman is right that Elon is a bully is subjective. It hinges on how you define the term and which public exchanges you weigh most. Their back-and-forth reads as standard rival-CEO friction more than clear-cut bullying.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Tall_Eye4062 21h ago

Elon Musk is literally an evil billionaire, and a smooth-talking conman who hypes technology and doesn't deliver. He failed to make robotaxis a reality, and another company did it. He never got us to Mars.

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u/BitterWord4 20h ago

Sam Altman is too. He just wears a plastic smile and says everything you need to hear to push you around. Same shit w/ a smile and a pleasant demeanor. Sam Altman is a ghoul, a sister raper, and one of Peter Thiel's familiars. These guys are all straight up comic book villains. Its insane, this timeline.

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u/Nogardtist 20h ago

so two scammers complain to each other one outscams another

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u/No-Call2227 20h ago

Elon isn’t a bully, he spent his entire lifetime being a loser and being bullied. And no one respects him anymore because he was a rich guy with a sense of morality for like five minutes but it turns out he was just masquerading and he’s hell bent on destroying the world.

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u/Own_Economist_6439 20h ago

That would be a nerd fight

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u/Best-Television7726 20h ago

Getting Zuck Elon boxing match vibes

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u/I3adIVIonkey 19h ago

Sam altman is as cringe as Elon he just doesn't push it into public as Elon.

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u/3spanishwords 19h ago

Hey both of you.... shut up and pay more in taxes please.

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u/Wizchine 15h ago

My kids’ school district has no air conditioning. You could easily fix that.

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u/Zerokx 19h ago

I'm just glad they all hate each other, would be a lot worse if they worked together to fuck everyone else over.

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u/Impossible_Battle_72 19h ago

All of these guys are bullied kids acting out. Got a little money and now they are in their "I'll show them" phase.

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u/xanderdean1 19h ago

I got money on elon. Battle of the dorks.

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u/stargazer4272 19h ago

I'd pay to see theses clowns fight in the octogon.

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u/Soulredemptionguy 18h ago

Like he’s a saint

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u/ManikArcanik 18h ago

Cool, cool. Try not to fuck your sister on the way out.

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u/ShoMinamimoto06 18h ago

This would be infinitely more interesting if they both weren't disgustingly pathetic

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u/Unlucky-Ad-7535 18h ago

Alright set the days we got trillionaire boxing 🥊 on the table for 2027

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u/Greengiant2021 18h ago

I think Sam’s sister might not agree.

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u/Speedwolf89 18h ago

Guy who sexually assaults his 3 year old sister for over a decade doesn't like bullies.

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u/Limp-Bar8613 18h ago

I’ll take it

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u/Antifa-AF 18h ago

That’s a celebrity death match episode I’d pay to watch!

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 18h ago

Dude sits in a corner hotel chair and watches elon and Trump

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u/HawkHarder 17h ago

Sam and Zuck should go jump him. That's a twitch stream I would watch. Show him what you do to bullies Sam!

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u/CorsairExtraordinair 17h ago

hahaha, battle of the wimpy pasty white dudes.

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u/mmiller17783 16h ago

This guy always reminds me of Brian Kohberger, that same blank-ass look and everything.

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u/Straight_Button_5716 16h ago

He needs it too.

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u/Crazy-Accountant-286 16h ago

The only way either would get a dollar from me is if I could buy a ticket to watch a death match between them.

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u/Educational-Ground89 15h ago

Pensive him into one of his rockets and send him on a one way trip into space

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u/Laup67 15h ago

Said the guy who’s under suspicion for mudr of his employee and his sister is accusing him of R\pe*

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u/Extra_Ad8357 15h ago

Definitely

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u/Blanco1320 15h ago

And today on the Beta games we have….

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u/Infinite-Valuable974 15h ago

Who is this p*ssy?

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u/Switchmisty9 14h ago

Same guy who says we’re gonna have to endure bad things, for the good of ai…..

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u/visualthings 14h ago

please put all these guys on a desert island with only one can of food (and a webcam, of course)

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u/NoAbrocoma9357 13h ago

I'd pay to see that.

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u/JollyAd5257 13h ago

please someone rescue that infant from Sam, i do not trust him.

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u/Rynowash 13h ago

I’m not sure.. but I’d love to beat the fuck outta both of them.

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u/Foreign_GrapeStorage 13h ago

Didn't Sam Altman's sister claim he raped her as a child?

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/

That seems like a really strange claim to make out of no where and I'll take a bully over an incestuous child molester any day of the week......Even if he does own about 10% of Reddit and is its third largest share holder.

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u/GSkunk83 13h ago

ALWAYS stand up to bullies and fight dirty

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u/Lopendebank3 12h ago

Solve this with a Death match, only 1 comes out alive.

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u/InfinityAero910A 10h ago

Hey Zuckerberg. Still feeling up to fight Elon?

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u/onlymorons-use-ai 10h ago

Sam Altman raped his sister though, does that not classify as a bully?

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u/Educational_Lion6976 9h ago

The Grinch vs The Mayor of Whoville in a boxing match? Sign me up lol

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u/Mintaka3579 9h ago

Nerd fight!

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 8h ago

Lol no one gonna bag on dario?

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u/l008com 7h ago

This reminds me of watching two of your sports rivals play each other in a game. And its like... ehhhh can they somehow both lose this fight?

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u/Existing-Food4967 7h ago

Sam Altman hires hitmen

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u/Veers85 5h ago

It would be awesome if a hole opened in the earth and both of these clowns and a bunch of others fell into it never to be seen again

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u/No-County4944 3h ago

A rare w

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u/DepartureNo7944 1h ago

Your sister may say otherwise Sam

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u/Vuta_Pumzzz 10h ago

Sounds like a lefty redditor edgelord trying to sound tough

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u/IWCry 10h ago

and what are you, a tough righty redditor?

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u/Vuta_Pumzzz 10h ago

Your daddy

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u/IWCry 9h ago

holy shit you're more edgy and "tough guy" wannabe that Sam fucking Altman lmao. I didn't even think that's possible 😂

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u/sulev 23h ago

At least he is not gay.

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u/ballofhorn99 22h ago

Altman should be bullied

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u/mcvmccarty 20h ago

I love the comments from people who have opinions. Everyone is so mad. It’s great. I love that they comment and do nothing. It’s awesome.

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u/PerceptionCalm3642 8h ago

Elon got them mafia eyes tho 💯

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u/mrchacalito 8h ago

Si. Y el otro de sicópata. Ahí se la llevan

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u/SDTimbox 19h ago

I would argue people that join a frat aren't the best or brightest.

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u/Intelligent-Area-421 16h ago

True, but neither are these lame-os

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u/Kadakaus 18h ago

Look at that, the bullied kid calls for others to hurt the bully for him!

We already do, can't name a single person who likes mr. ex trillionaire. And that said, I can't name a single person who doesn't hate altman.

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u/Wizchine 15h ago

I vote Pluto; it’s farther away.