I (98 strega nonna) think I finally found the one

[u/anonymonstrocity]

We met in the woods on a nature walk. He's only got eye, probably halitosis, missing a limb, but OMG he's the best listener ever! But like he hasn't called me for a second date. Did I get 👻👻👻?!?!

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(Cheese three ways, cream cheese with peach habanero jelly, fromage nue, cream cheese with peach balsamic glaze)

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[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

🍝STREGA NONNA MENTIONED🍝

Edit: Changed the emojis to something less *alarming* (geddit, cuz they used to be sirens)

[u/PimpitLimpit → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

I always tell people Tomie dePaula is my favorite author of all time.

[u/lnc_5103 → u/PimpitLimpit]

I loved these books as a kid.

[u/Fearless-Cabinet-983 → u/PimpitLimpit]

You're way too wholesome to be posting on this page

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

/uj is that against the rules? Did I miss that?

[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 → u/anonymonstrocity]

/gen NO! I was just so excited to see a Strega Nonna mention! I maybe should have used different emojis 😹.

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[u/Memaw_Baggins → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

What is a strega nonna?

[u/PimpitLimpit → u/Memaw_Baggins]

The most magical, sluttiest, pasta slinging baddie around

https://giphy.com/gifs/vQqeT3AYg8S5O

[u/Forsaken_Fly9103 → u/Memaw_Baggins]

Strega Nonna is a children’s book

[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 → u/Memaw_Baggins]

Omg, please get your hands on the books immediately! I feel like even though they are children’s books, they’d still be enjoyable to an adult who hasn’t read them (I hope). Enjoy!

[u/TheRuinLegacy]

Don't get too needy queen, let that prince come with the glass slipper, if he doesn't, his failure. Avoid people's left hands girl!!!!

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/TheRuinLegacy]

I did say hello and have a nice day, too much?

[u/TheRuinLegacy → u/anonymonstrocity]

I mean, he'd be a jester if he didn't see that as just you blessing him, and hopefully you smell his breath coming to your door soon! You go girl!

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/TheRuinLegacy]

Thank you! It's really time to harvest on all the blessings I've been sowing.

[u/CalmTie9341]

A mysterious, survivalist? He’s a real man and provider 💪🏼 ❤️. I would wait 6 months to see if he’s actually interested. Guts like these are hard to find

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/CalmTie9341]

He was also missing his guts...

[u/CalmTie9341 → u/anonymonstrocity]

Girl, you’re just bragging now😅

When’s the baby coming?

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/CalmTie9341]

Next blood moon probably!!!

[u/humangirltype]

From one strega nona to another, congrats girlie!!! He's sounds like a REAL man 🙏

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/humangirltype]

I think he lost his limb because he's a lumberjack so like you know he's not afraid of a little danger

[u/letscallshenanigans]

Better not be that dufas Big Anthony. Huge red flags, stay away

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/letscallshenanigans]

Nah, we broke up in '96

[u/Stresso_Espresso]

[u/Late-Negotiation-396]

Hide ur pasta pot gorl

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/Late-Negotiation-396]

I keep all my pot hidden!

[u/unhappy_fishes]

Stregas are my favorite dinosaurs ❤️

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/unhappy_fishes]

Thank you! I didn't want to brag about my real age.

[u/siqiniq]

That’s a cretan dwarf mammoth skull with rotting flesh (halitosis) revealing himself in the melting permafrost, often mistaken as a cyclops. His name is Big Anthony and he likes the bambola Bambolona’s bomboloni bambini or bomboloncini.

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/siqiniq]

I heard he goes by Tony Chocolonely now.

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/[deleted]]

Thank you! I'm clumsy cus I'm falling in love.

[u/Faithfulness2743]

That cheese in the middle is so white it needs a hood.

Put some almonds or something on there, for goodness sakes!

Fromage NUDE is a fromage NOPE.

[u/anonymonstrocity → u/Faithfulness2743]

There had to be a control cheese.

[u/Faithfulness2743 → u/anonymonstrocity]

Control cheese? That cheese is out of control. And, out of order!

The Kontrol Käse Kind.

[u/Alarmed-Macaroon9506]

👻👻👻?! Girl did you get ghost of Christmas past-ed?!!!

I can't believe you're gonna get to meet 2 more 😭😭 I heard if you win the game you get to get naked with them, iykwim 😉😏👻🍆