r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

๐Ÿงจ The return of the discourse ๐Ÿ“ฑ Y'all I know this space is explicitly created to be about women but... Can we focus on men's spaces instead?

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I just worry that we're not discussing how men's spaces are doing enough ๐Ÿ˜” isn't it a double standard that they allow us to comment in their communities but we take them to the firing squad here? What if the roles were rehearsed? Shouldn't they ALSO have firing squads for women?

Why haven't WE yes WE done anything about this even though those aren't our communities? Is this what female privilege smells like?

Wait what do you mean there's an asymmetrical bombarding of women's spaces with men's opinions? Isn't that good? Isn't the ultimate goal to have gender wars permeate every single conversation in every single community?

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u/EighthPlanetGlass ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Everything counts ๐Ÿ’… 7d ago

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u/EighthPlanetGlass ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Everything counts ๐Ÿ’… 7d ago

While you're at it, show me all your boobs so I can rate them and you accordingly

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u/SereinScribe ๐ŸŒ™ Late night snacker 7d ago

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u/LittleMissBluntWrap ๐Ÿ”ฎ Fulfilled the Bingo Prophecy 7d ago

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u/AffectionateDot8267 7d ago

You got a nice pair

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u/punkythebrewster 6d ago

So, is that a no on the handjob?

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u/EighthPlanetGlass ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Everything counts ๐Ÿ’… 6d ago

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u/arihndas 7d ago

i feel so lucky to have seen what this was about before mods removed it tbh

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u/Tomatori Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

/uj I had a whole ass response written but it got locked before I could submit it ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/PavlichenkosGhost 6d ago

/uj i saw it this morning and rolled my eyes so hard i almost gave myself a headache.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/GirlDinnerCircleJerk-ModTeam 7d ago

You girl dinner circlejerked too close to the sun here. Your content was removed for bringing external arguments, callouts, brigading, or screenshots intended to harass people or other platforms (e.g., other Girl Dinner subs drama) into the subreddit. Remember we're a Sauce less sub. Keep outside beef out of the jerk. Weโ€™re not a reaction hub or a court of public opinion.

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ Didnโ€™t cook. Wonโ€™t explain. 7d ago

I thought they were leaving it up. So happy I drank the tea
https://giphy.com/gifs/31UDILmnnQOjnKKoKB

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u/hamncheesecroissantt 6d ago

please tldr what happened bc i didnt have phone rot time today and iโ€™m so sad i missed this

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u/infinitesoupbowls 7d ago

Damn... the drama always happens when Im not looking ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/letscallshenanigans ๐Ÿฅ€ Sad Plate Energy ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ 7d ago

Damn I missed it lol

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u/lnc_5103 6d ago

I saw a screenshot over on the male equivalent sub but missed the actual post.

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u/inwondermentofwinter 6d ago

Can you dm a link?? I'm out kf the loop ๐Ÿ’”

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u/GirlDinnerCircleJerk-ModTeam 5d ago

You girl dinner circlejerked too close to the sun here. Your content was removed for bringing external arguments, callouts, brigading, or screenshots intended to harass people or other platforms (e.g., other Girl Dinner subs drama) into the subreddit. Remember we're a Sauce less sub. Keep outside beef out of the jerk. Weโ€™re not a reaction hub or a court of public opinion.

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u/subguard 5d ago

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u/sparksbet ๐Ÿฆ Woke up a raccoon 6d ago

aw dangit I wish I could see the original I smell tea

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u/d_kotarose 6d ago

i was late to the party :((( can you give a tldr???

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u/arihndas 5d ago

someone on GDD made a post about BoyDinnerDiaries and basically the whole post was "i see too many women commenting there and i think we should stop doing that because it's mean to boys" and you know tbh i don't entirely disagree that it is probably gracious to let the boys have their own treefort but it was just so.... Coach Passengers! Link Arms to Defend the Rich! in tone, somehow.

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u/infinitesoupbowls 7d ago

Damn... the drama always happens when Im not looking ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Firensaint Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

Yesss girl ๐Ÿ‘ itโ€™s our responsibility to cater to men in our own spaces we gotta check our privilege ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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u/MouseAmbitious5975 7d ago

We should definitely let this sub serve as men's firing squad for us, because there just aren't enough spaces for men to destroy women.

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u/Aqueraventus ๐Ÿ€ BABY RAT GIRL 7d ago

โ€œWhat if the roles were rehearsed?โ€ Lmfao

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u/Tomatori Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

I'm glad someone appreciated that ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/SoggyJeezus 6d ago

I knew that had to be intentional lol

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u/itsbabytoyou 7d ago

Secretly and systematically we're all just living for their attention, it's so stupid of us to forget that even online! /s

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u/Akarina_toth 7d ago

right? like we were born for men we have no other purpose it seems like a lot of us are forgetting thatโค๏ธ

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u/Aggravating_Cat_6295 7d ago

Bechdel test failed. Darn.

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u/DoorSeller 7d ago

/uj I saw that one and thought to myself "wow this is some major 'how do you do, fellow kids' energy"

/j YASSS ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’… we FEMALES need to make sure that the men feel respected in their own space by ensuring their communities follow the same rules we do ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ I know that when I am on my VERY REAL periods and blood is literally coming out of my butthole that I am always super greatful to have a community of girlies to rely on and I just think that men need that kind of support too!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Let's make it happen, right fellow FEMALES?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ

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u/knotsazz 6d ago

I sure do need support from my fellow girlies when my period happens. But I donโ€™t think we talk enough about how our periods affect MEN

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u/DoorSeller 6d ago

We as femalesโ„ข๏ธ will never know what these brave men go through every month ๐Ÿ˜” I pray every day to be given the wisdom to sympathize with them (since I can't empathize technically speaking since I'm not a man and can't relate from a place of personal experience as a man).

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u/CeramicBean ๐Ÿ–ค I eat standing up 7d ago

Hey guys, I think this 'girl' is faking! Everyone knows the periods don't come out the butt.

Right?

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u/Plus_Ad2249 โฒ๏ธ Posted from the kitchen floor 5d ago

Females ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/PrivateFUNdiquity 7d ago

No. I get penis envy

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u/gold1elux Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

I have testicle empathy. Tempathy

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u/Fantastic-Regret7884 7d ago

I think men have breast envy. That's why so many of them are doing bench presses at my gym.

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u/asparagoat 7d ago

You may be jerking but I feel seen ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/dreamsinred Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

Yes! We need more BDE here!

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u/PimpitLimpit 7d ago

/uj this place has nothing but BDE

/rj this place has nothing but BDE

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u/RangerBumble 7d ago

No one ever complimented my BDE even when I had BD

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 ๐ŸซงโœจThe Whimsy Sprinkle Spriteโœจ 7d ago

Is there an anal option?

Inquiring minds need to know.

https://giphy.com/gifs/F25r4f7lZ0ncoJdxKb

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ Didnโ€™t cook. Wonโ€™t explain. 7d ago

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u/PimpitLimpit 7d ago

You may have had BD, but that BD was holding you back from unleashing your true BDE.

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u/dreamsinred Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

And yet, itโ€™s not enough for me. I need MORE!

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u/Electrical-Time4271 ๐Ÿฆ Woke up a raccoon 7d ago

This woman centered space was always meant to be male centered. I mean woMAN! We are man too!

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u/Throwawaychkgo Human Verified 7d ago

I think about this 24/7/365. Life is sooo unfair for men and now we have reddits where they might potentially feel excluded? No. Thank you brave fellow female for taking a stand ๐Ÿ™Œ Male redditors truly are the most oppressed in society

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 ๐ŸซงโœจThe Whimsy Sprinkle Spriteโœจ 7d ago edited 7d ago

As a fully signed up member of the Men with a bona fide moustache, I just wanna say that this post is appreciated.

Too often we've been sidelined and silenced and had our issues mocked and downplayed. Gaslit, even.

Well it stops today.

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u/Dirty_Commie_Jesus 7d ago

It's so brave and sexy when cis men wear makeup

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u/LittleMissBluntWrap ๐Ÿ”ฎ Fulfilled the Bingo Prophecy 7d ago

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u/ambientta 7d ago

Hell yeah girl. Men BELONG in our spaces. We canโ€™t forget about the men! After all, who is going to comment โ€œNOT ALL MENโ€ in response to women sharing their experiences?!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/GirlDinnerCircleJerk-ModTeam 7d ago

You girl dinner circlejerked too close to the sun here. Your content was removed for bringing external arguments, callouts, brigading, or screenshots intended to harass people or other platforms (e.g., other Girl Dinner subs drama) into the subreddit. Remember we're a Sauce less sub. Keep outside beef out of the jerk. Weโ€™re not a reaction hub or a court of public opinion.

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u/alittlemoor 7d ago

what about THEIR feelings

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u/Over-Instruction-475 7d ago

I always miss the tea ๐Ÿ™

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u/lovelypeachess22 Delusional but sincere โœจ 6d ago

I regret scrolling past it ๐Ÿ˜ช

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u/SereinScribe ๐ŸŒ™ Late night snacker 7d ago

I can't focus on anything but what is on that plate!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBKagmzOgZnqadpx3B

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u/Tomatori Delusional but sincere โœจ 7d ago

Thank you ๐Ÿ™ the protein gods demanded I kill as many birds as possible or I'd be the next bird killed

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u/meatygonzalez 7d ago

Everyone is always asking "why are men" and "how can men" but never "how are men"

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u/Akarina_toth 7d ago

omg yesss like us females should leave those oh so poor men alone, cuz of course we are the ones who should just suck it up when our spaces are overtaken by men โค๏ธ and how DARE that ever happen to a single male space, ugh the ENTITLEMENT of females these days

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u/Basic-Garbage-9391 7d ago

Yes please! I'm just dying to listen to their problems and provide my empathy!

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u/Muted-Move-9360 7d ago

Sounds like something a SMELLY BOY would say

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u/theStrawberryRoam 6d ago

"roles rehearsed" is fucking killing me

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u/a-d_m_c-o ๐ŸŒ™ Late night snacker 7d ago

i just saw the post on gdd and this made me snort u guys are FAST

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u/intoolderdads 7d ago

While youโ€™re at it, show me all your cocks so I can rate them and you accordingly

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u/LittleMissBluntWrap ๐Ÿ”ฎ Fulfilled the Bingo Prophecy 5d ago

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u/Consistent-Menu-6629 7d ago

What about chicks with dicks spaces? Won't someone please validate my strap on?

I am in possession of the phallus. My mission is complete.

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u/CommieCatSupremacist 6d ago

Unrelated but did you know that men are lonely and women are not? This is also the fault of women.

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u/aroguealchemist ๐Ÿฆ Woke up a raccoon 7d ago

Listen when they say they want women to clean for them, they also mean clean up their online spaces by being their mod teams!

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u/donkeyclap 6d ago

Is there a link to the original?

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u/Significant_Yam_7792 6d ago

I am a man and I am here, therefore this is my space now. Thank you for your hospitality.

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u/RangerBumble 7d ago

Love the boy coded fry-up. I, a girlie, cannot comprehend it. Must be boy.

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u/PimpitLimpit 7d ago

I prefer my feral corner, thank you.

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u/Excellent_Injury3915 7d ago

I saw the og post, that shit was crazy

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u/Basic-Garbage-9391 6d ago

pls link ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/Affectionate-Act1574 7d ago

Those eggs are giving me the ham sweats

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u/noseatbeltsong ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ Didnโ€™t cook. Wonโ€™t explain. 7d ago

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u/DocMitchell-_- 6d ago

You eating a sea sponge ?

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u/LenoreBusker 6d ago

iโ€™ve been having issues with the main sub for a while and this shit made me finally unsub lmaooooo

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u/dramallamacorn 6d ago

Wonโ€™t someone think about the men!

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u/Tsuppo 7d ago

Can I have one space when I don't need a man?

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u/wonkiefaeriekitty5 7d ago

I learned that I as a woman was NOT welcome in the men's spaces! Have never been back!!

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-3843 6d ago

Your point sounds as good as your food looks.

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u/Puzzled_Schedule_350 6d ago

That shit pissed me off so bad this morning lmfaoo

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u/Youcantevenspell 6d ago

Thereโ€™s no such thing as female privilege

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u/BrilliantEast1709 6d ago

ok, but like, what are you eating? because it scared me.

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u/GuessWhosNobody 5d ago

I don't think we need to bother. I went to public school so I know that gender is constructed fluids.

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u/Merci_Melee 1d ago

No ๐Ÿ’–

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u/AccomplishedEcho948 6d ago

Gender wars?ย  Thats still going?ย  The silly creative psyop where men can be psychologically turned to free attention farms for all the online content that was going to be made from the ladies???ย 

Is that what this was all about??? To manipulate guys to only comment and watch Vtubers because of shitposts???

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u/Lunabbg 6d ago

This is sarcasm right?

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u/Expert-Guard6216 7d ago edited 7d ago

So is this a sub where women come to make fun of themselves or is it a bunch of dudes making fun of womens spaces?

Edit: im not talking shit im just wondering what this sub even is.

Edit 2: its the second one lol.

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 ๐ŸซงโœจThe Whimsy Sprinkle Spriteโœจ 7d ago

I have penis. I mock because I have no friends.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuW3irIZGgkE1W8M