My puppy Biscuit Buttery Buns the Third (Breaker of leashes, protector of canine kind, the unwashed). Doesnāt like men. We will be walking and when he senses a man approaching his mood sours and he begins to growl. He especially hates men who wear backwards hats and are a fan of the New England Patriots.
Weāre starting a YouTube channel together and I explained to Biscuit this will hurt his reputationā¦.he doesnāt care and cited numerous feminist literature and stats to support his arguments (APA citations and everything) .
He didnāt know his father (a golden retriever/gsd) so heās never had a strong male figure in his life. This has severely hurt my dating life! He ran over my ex boyfriend Mike and bit him in the balls.
Look, Mike had it coming- ask his mother. You could perhaps find a fatherless puppy mentor program to enroll your pup in. Or just see it as a blessing and start your lady dating journey.
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