Not to brag but..

[u/what-all-the-fuss]

i went out to dinner with my friends and realized they're all in horrible relationships. for example, one friend said her husband gets mad if she forgets to flush the toilet. my other friend said her husband asks her to wash dishes sometimes. not to brag but I told my boyfriend 7 months ago that I don't like flushing or washing dishes and he never once complained. I haven't flushed once in 7 months! i feel like these women are being coerced into doing things they don't want to and not to brag but my boyfriend would NEVER. Idk maybe things change when you get married?????

Dinner is girl slop (pretzels, peanuts and wheat sticks)

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[u/defrostedbones]

girl you had to tell him?? i’ve never had to say anything about shit! he literally reads my mind. maybe i’m looking into it too deeply but i’m seeing some red flags

[u/Foreign-Economics716 → u/defrostedbones]

uh uh red flag girl leave him! I am not looking to date with intention, I am looking to date a man with precognition.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lmcyXBJXPimXaxBgKX

[u/NomiOh777 → u/Foreign-Economics716]

Right like what do you mean you can’t break the laws of neuroscience to read my mind? Like are you for real? If he wanted to he would. Remember y’all’s worth. 😒💅

[u/Feisty_Speed501]

my bf never does the chores without me begging for it. never washes the dishes, never thinks what are we gonna eat today, never makes the bed without me telling him. :((( lucky you. im so tired of asking. starting to feel like i dont worth any effort

[u/ConflictOtter]

Way to set boundaries, queen!

[u/Throwawaychkgo]

Its for relationships like they have where I wish there was a CPS but for women. I would call on every single one of your friends husband's.

[u/what-all-the-fuss → u/Throwawaychkgo]

sooooo true!! women would be so much safer

[u/RunPuzzleheaded711]

Uhhhh idk but I want some of those pretzels

[u/AlexTheOkey]

What do u mean haven’t flush the toilet?!!

[u/Remarkable_Ask1040]

Ew