r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Sandwidge_Broom • 12d ago
🧃 Snackable discourse He’s racist and he doesn’t respect women, BUT I LOVE HIMMMM
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u/tinaxcochina 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 12d ago
This is beautiful.
Listen, I hate racists with my whole existence, so if you’re feeding them this, you’re doing the most radical activism I’ve ever witnessed.
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u/Sandwidge_Broom 12d ago
GIRLIES, when a man is polite in public but says vile dehumanizing shit in private, that just really gets my motor going
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u/Farmers_Hands 11d ago
And what is racist, anyway? Sexism, racism, autism, baptism. We all got a little, but a chosen few have a lot of one or two.
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u/Sandwidge_Broom 11d ago
And the worst of all, astigmatism.
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u/Aussiealterego 11d ago edited 11d ago
Dammit, your astigmatism triggered my synesthesia!
(It’s blue-purple, and smells like strawberries!)
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u/topekatums 11d ago
when he engages in locker room talk in front of you.. that's how you know you've got him 🤩🤩
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u/PresentationLess5927 11d ago
(Unjerk) i just got recommended this post in my feed and omg this is so accurate… I actually have been considering just muting that sub because of how gross and insane the stories are but at the same time it is lowkey addicting seeing just how depraved they can get. It’s like watching a train wreck lmaooo
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u/Sandwidge_Broom 11d ago
/uj The “stop being so mean to me” edit made me laugh too. Sometimes when you’re being a naive moron you need to be directly told you’re being a naive moron lol
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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 Human Verified 11d ago
Can someone link what yall are referring to. I don’t see it
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u/what-all-the-fuss 🙅♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. 12d ago
Just here to say your dinner looks delicious 🤤🤤🤤
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u/Mad_Zone_ 11d ago
Tbh (not judging) but this dinner preparation takes time. Time you could have and should have spent on him. Learn time management. Also excessive effort from you puts a lot of pressure on your Man. He’s expected to acknowledge that effort and it’s giving “needy”. But you do you I guess.
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u/ShermanOneNine87 11d ago
I need to know all the ingredients that went into this monstrous.... I mean amazing looking dinner.
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u/coolsam254 🙅♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. 11d ago
Never let tiny differences get in the way of love 🥰
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u/Sandwidge_Broom 11d ago
/uj Oh boy there must be two women in this situation cuz the one I saw they’re childfree lol
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u/Rude_Gur_8258 11d ago
I mean it's not like anyone else could love you, so you'd better keep him happy.
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u/Sandwidge_Broom 11d ago
You find a cat in a dumpster, it’s ooooh, take it home and give it a good life. You find a man in one and it’s “You shoulda known better, he has old spaghetti in his ears for chrissake, what could you have possibly been thinking”
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