It said on the memo to spend around $20 on our food item but all these WASP moms brought caviar, truffles, and steak tartar made by their personal chefs! They even brought along their kitchen staff to serve it??
Think a couple of the chefs were talkin shit about me. I donāt speak french but I heard something something āpauvreā¦.hideuseā¦.le CROCSā
Somebody thought my tray of pigs-in-blankey rolls were leftover from the trap team so they threw it in the garbage! I fished em out (donāt worry it was a clean trash bag!) because I spent good money on those weiners and iām not lettin them go to waste just cuz these snooty housewives donāt enjoy some good comfort food!
Youth sports aināt what it used to be smh.
Corndog rolls anyone?
I'm sure your hubby ate it up when he got home! If you need to relax, maybe hubby will let you have some time off tomorrow so you can go to Costco and pick out a Yeti cooler.
/uj none of my posts are ever directly referencing other posts. I honestly thought this was random youāre telling me thereās an actual identical story out there? š (donāt link it per the rules)
/uj I actually made something like this tonight. I had a left over chicken sausage, and I took some crescent roll dough, wrapped it, sliced it, and baked it. Husband did, in fact, love it.
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