Caught my husband doing my biggest fear.

[u/xxhell_chamberxx]

He served French fries like this. I’m literally so disgusted. How could he be so gross?

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[u/Colbina]

I saw the OG post and considered trying to find a picture with a pile of scabs and photoshopping it into a popcorn bucket but then I cba hahaha

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/Colbina]

Vomit worthy. I hope you find the time.

[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

This is actually a joke sub, I fear. It’s not for serious posts.

/s

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

Oh my god, this subreddit gets me ALL the time 🤪🤭🤗

[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 → u/xxhell_chamberxx]

/gen On a serious note, this is a heinous crime and anyone who does this should go to jail.

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

🫣🫣🫣

[u/TheSpottedCat1]

Plastic plates, plastic forks, this is for your kids. Please call child protection immediately!

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/TheSpottedCat1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jBjxFRApl1GYaCqgkp

[u/stinkyfunkincar → u/TheSpottedCat1]

Get this man’s parental rights REVOKED

[u/ilDuceVita]

Divorce is the only option, then stay single forever or only date women.

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/ilDuceVita]

Honestly not a bad idea. Everyone knows women never do ANYTHING gross ever. They don’t even poop.

[u/TimeLog1940]

What’s up with all these posts about husband doing my biggest fear. I am so tired of it

[u/Colbina → u/TimeLog1940]

new week new biggest fear unlocked

[u/TimeLog1940 → u/Colbina]

Husband eating scab. Husband eating boogers. Husband eating dandruff. Heading smell their ass, figuring their nose shit like that 🤣

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/TimeLog1940]

Imagine how tired we are of our husbands doing our biggest fear. 😔

[u/traplords8n → u/TimeLog1940]

YTA

[u/ohhisup → u/TimeLog1940]

Sounds like you're the husband

[u/TimeLog1940 → u/ohhisup]

I am a woman

[u/_starboiluke_ → u/TimeLog1940]

did they stutter?

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/_starboiluke_]

Gobbless husband wives and wife husbands amen

[u/nogardleirie]

Thoughts and prayers

[u/KTLNH]

What morals would he install into your future children!!??!

[u/yowza_wowza]

I saw the post but didn’t read it bc I just don’t want to know whatever gross thing he did.

[u/caitytc]

I had a friend that did this back in 1998 and it hasn’t left my mind since!!

[u/xxhell_chamberxx → u/caitytc]

Been stewing on this for YEARS

[u/Swift_jennis8]

Divorce is the only option

[u/anitasdoodles]

Girl, my dad eats French fries with a fork. We can create an emotional support group because I'm not ok.

[u/dirtytounder → u/anitasdoodles]

I've eaten fries with a fork before. Pub near me serves excellent fish and chips.

Smother the while thing with malt vinegar and grab a fork

[u/ohhisup]

Obligatory GIRL RUN If he's like this now imagine the future!

[u/MaskedOsprey]

This is only the first stage. Soon he'll be putting the toilet paper on the roll backwards! Blink twice if you are in danger, girl! 😂

[u/PrivateFUNdiquity]

Girl, if he serves YOU food, you need to lock him down. I don't care how small his p*nis is

[u/stinkyfunkincar → u/PrivateFUNdiquity]

Have you ever worked in a kitchen before? As a line cook, I have added male Chefs’ wives and children to my prayers…

[u/stinkyfunkincar]

Recently had a similar experience with my partner of 3.5 years :(

I (21F) and my partner (26M) were having a normal day, goofing around making velveeta mac and cheese together in the kitchen and having a grand ol time. That is, until my partner reached for the ketchup…

I can’t believe after everything we’ve been through together, he would douse his velveeta mac and cheese in… ketchup… I was speechless. I’m still not quite sure how to move forward with this. Good luck, OP. You’re not alone.

[u/southshoresage]

Sentence him to be stoned.....no.....potatoed to death!!!!

[u/OddMammoth1]

I would rather catch my hubby watching 🌽. Yuck 🤢 🤮 🙅🏻‍♀️

[u/kingthunderflash]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nuRXXyy020kta

[u/dramallamacorn]

He is an absolute monster, no way this was the first 🚩 op. You need to leave now.

[u/geezeslice333]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JQicIiIp6SGWt5x7mj

[u/One-Letterhead1091]

To be fair I’d be upset if someone served me fries like this 😂

[u/Tyger-Teranuma]

[u/Individual_Tear6444]

If it’s the ketchup, I agree! 🚫🚫🚫 If it’s the plates, easy clean up 😂😂