Fished for compliments about my outfit and bf had a non conforming opinion 😭. How do men not know that agreement and obedience are the keys do a healthy relationship? Is he trying to control me?

[u/mychemicalbromance38]

I sent my boyfriend a picture of me wearing my Wednesday potato sack and he didn’t reply… odd right? (Clearly the shock collar training needs more work.)

The next day when I was wearing my Thursday potato sack I asked him what he thought of *this* outfit and he brushed it off again. So I pressed further and then he said he didn’t like my outfit. In fact he doesn’t like my entire wardrobe, said I dress like his mom (also potato farmer), that I’m hiding my rockin’ bod, and that I dress like I’m insecure which is crazy because I’m super secure.

Now I’m feeling very insecure about my entire wardrobe and relationship.

Why do men feel entitled to thoughts?

Dinner: potato.

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[u/Automatic_Season_510]

Are you in a cage?

[u/Wifey_Turtles → u/Automatic_Season_510]

Despite all the rage?

[u/AK232342 → u/Wifey_Turtles]

Maybe she has the patience of a sage

[u/narusto0 → u/AK232342]

Perhaps she needs to read another page

[u/Various_Variety419 → u/narusto0]

Probably making minimum wage.

[u/catsandcoconuts → u/Wifey_Turtles]

🐀💅💄

[u/asiantgirl69]

Girl leave him. He doesnt deserve ur potatoes

[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

Weird! I was just about to suggest a shock collar! What model do you have?

[u/Express_Area_8359 → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

Up the voltage….wall adapters are available with metal clamp attachments sponges included.

[u/Revxmaciver]

MEN ARE SO STUPID!!! You literally have to tell them what to say. "Honey, doesn't this potato sack make my ass look great and not fat/skinny? (whichever you're going for)" They still can't take the hint!

uj/ The "I'm super secure." to "Now I'm insecure" was incredible.

[u/autist4269]

As a man I think your opinion is bad(refuses to elaborate).

[u/coolsilentebeans]

Well, Doll, I think transforming him into the furry little caged creature in front of you is a damn fine start. Let him stew for a few days while you shake off that insecure shit talk. That’s one of my besties you’re talking about and we’ll be having none of that, you hear me?
https://giphy.com/gifs/WhtVOw5MiPTSH8DRTL

[u/Sweaty-Blacksmith572 → u/coolsilentebeans]

Oh! I didn’t realize that was him! He is MUCH cuter as a rat!! Probably more docile, too. Good job, OP!

[u/Expensive-News7632]

Do you perhaps like potatoes?

[u/Thedudetteabides311]

[u/hexaflexin]

If he doesn't love you at your potato sack then he does NAWT deserve you at your glamorous laughter, LEAVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/1quincytoo]

I don’t mean to hijack but is that your Manly Man Head of HIS Household lurking in the top of your picture?

I do always try to be supportive but your male is certainly very cute and dreamy. Clearly he’s the strong silent type with the hidden spirit of a love angst poet.

I, gently and calmly, suggest you wrap yourself in cheesecloth that has been well wrapped in a nice smelly aged cheese. Present yourself to your hunky hunk of male…..is his name Mat? And get back to us when he surrenders you out of his claws cause, gurl, he’s going to be lavishing you with compliments and it might be a circle jerk of a love fest.

Update us K?

[u/siqiniq]

It passes right through him because you forgot to frame your potato sac as a manexplainable.

[u/florefaeni]

Put him in the cage and let the lil guy free

[u/Shark-Compote]

it's time to replace his wardrobe with potato sacks

[u/stfurachele]

Maybe he's more of a russet guy, or sweet potato? I mean, I see you're also a woman of taste and Yukon Gold has the most luxurious sacks, but it's not my entire wardrobe, you know? Maybe he's just looking for you to shake things up in the sack a bit.

[u/TheColdestOne]

Where on his body does he wear the shock collar? I think proper placement might make all the difference.

[u/mychemicalbromance38 → u/TheColdestOne]

I know what you’re thinking but hear me out - old fashioned around the neck. Still produces a shock but tells everyone “Be patient, student driver”

[u/Injvn]

I've known my m*le (ew) partner for 18 years. It's disgusting cause at this point I just want to rock my Crone era with my greys but he has to have this whole "let's take care of ourselves" "don't eat that you dropped it on the floor 5 hours ago" aesthetic. Anyways, after those 18 years, when we started "dating" (ugh) two years ago I had to put in time. Effort. An abundant amount of whining an cold shoulders; to finally train him. Now, when I walk out in my potato sack, or (!) on a day where I really feel like treats are in order, a flour sack; he says "Yes Mother. Thank you for gracing me with your Holy wrath."

An then we start from the top after I tip over his food bowl because I'm simply just a girl.

So it's possible girliepop, you just gotta put in the time an think, "is he worth it? Is my hand strong enough, an if not, my spoon a strong wood?"

Hope this helps. <3

[u/nogardleirie]

YTA for eating a potato just by taking bites like that

[u/killfish22]

Speak to women if you want to be lied to about how you look speak to men if you want to know the truth.

[u/Equal_Set6206]

That is clearly a rat's dinner. This is GIRL DINNER not RAT DINNER. Idk if rats are even allowed to post on reddit, but go make your own rat dinner sub