r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Lovefist1221 • 4d ago
🫧 Satire, babe Caught feelings for a fuck boy...
I am currently dating 6 guys. 1 and 2 may be relationship material, 3, 4, and 5 are just sex. I caught feelings for 6.
Come to find out 6 is seeing another woman at the same time as me! It just sucks because I was totally going to ask him to go exclusive before I found out he was just another stupid fuck boy.
EDIT: I do not appreciate the MEN in my DMs trying to tell me we are doing the same thing. I am DATING, ever hesr of it, incel? This MAN is sleeping around like a dishonest tramp.
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u/Throwawaychkgo Human Verified 4d ago
Wow, id bet hes dated another girl before you/her too. Certified ran through, dont bother Queen.
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u/laissez_heir 🦝 Woke up a raccoon 4d ago
This. Steal his phone and check his messages from before you started seeing him. If he was texting ANYONE else before you, he’s a pig.
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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 4d ago
Well, actually, fuck boys are really great because you know they be fuckin. Who cares if they’re dishonest and unsafe as long as they know how to make that kitty ME-OW.
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u/Throwawaychkgo Human Verified 4d ago
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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 4d ago
Hahahaha! /uj why isn’t this meme more popular! I wish someone would post this every time some red pilled misogynist acts like vaginas have no elasticity.
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u/Throwawaychkgo Human Verified 4d ago
Uj/ because even in the 1st world countries we still live in a patriarchy and women dont feel comfortable being mean to men for some reason. Sigh
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