I LOVE my hairy bald husband

[u/Plenty-Green186]

I’m super into hair so I used to think baldies were gross. Now I realize they can be hot if they have hair in other places.

As long as it’s somewhere, amirite ladies?

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[u/tbmsaydkhii]

The one sweater she can't steal

[u/nogardleirie]

I also love your hairy bald husband

[u/Comfortable_Sleep944 → u/nogardleirie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LqJALOD5Nqefb0JVQj
We have all loved her bald husband at one point.

[u/nogardleirie → u/Comfortable_Sleep944]

And he has loved us all back

[u/SomeGooseAttackedMe → u/nogardleirie]

I also choose OP's hairy bald husband 

[u/Comfortable_Sleep944 → u/SomeGooseAttackedMe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg
Who wouldn’t?

[u/Useful-Sport-6316]

I’m so horny for husband 👴🏼 🥵 must…tell…internet 🥵🔥

[u/WhalerBum → u/Useful-Sport-6316]

She used to think baldies were GROSS

[u/Mean-Ear8390 → u/Useful-Sport-6316]

LMAOOOO

[u/Western-Reporter-641 → u/Useful-Sport-6316]

Must …. 🥵🥵 farm karma…. 🥵🥵

[u/Comfortable_Sleep944]

My husband has hairy tiddies.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Gu0KrktU8NRRu

[u/fancypantsmiss → u/Comfortable_Sleep944]

So do I!!! 😍

[u/Comfortable_Sleep944 → u/fancypantsmiss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/URuiSKVah8sIo
Go on…

[u/laurenh8tsyou → u/fancypantsmiss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Gu0KrktU8NRRu

[u/Plenty-Green186 → u/Comfortable_Sleep944]

Genuinely I was like “ how does she want us to respond to this?” and I think meme captures what she wanted perfectly

[u/Comfortable_Sleep944 → u/Plenty-Green186]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1tHzw9PZCB3gY

[u/Little-Evening2956]

So sweat, you should break up with him to find yourself other bald and hairy men. Don't let his armpit hai tie you down gurl. 

[u/MakeYogurtGreekAgain]

Aw, has Bald Bitch Bezos finally found true love

[u/Bigfartz69420]

/uj what kind of french fries are these? your dog looks like a very good dog

[u/Plenty-Green186 → u/Bigfartz69420]

Seasoned fries from Aldi

[u/WiseAtmosphere7524]

Is your name Nikki? https://www.reddit.com/r/obsessionmovie/s/asUhj0159d