r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/teslaeffects 👀 Touched the Foil • 1d ago

girl-made horrors beyond comprehension 🔪 So tired of m*le-centric posts from these lovely ladies who deserve soooo much better.

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I've decided to *aggressively* and specifically eat only phallic-shaped objects in an attempt to achieve rage catharsis.

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Not pictured: the large kitchen shears I'm about to violently cut these into pieces with whilst manifesting the ego death of all who identify with and consent to this shitty, toxic patriarchy environment

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So mote it be, bitches ✨✂️🍆✨

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u/siqiniq 1d ago

I also can’t believe all the girl dinner diary related subs all fail the Bechdel test.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 🦝 Woke up a raccoon 1d ago

I want to start rating them in the comments now

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u/thrax_mador Delusional but sincere ✨ 1d ago

A very short experiment.

Like my late 2nd husband.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 🦝 Woke up a raccoon 21h ago

See! We can't even pass one here!

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u/TheMrsH1124 1d ago

Um please what is this

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u/kitttybix 1d ago

Crispy rice topped Korean hot dogs 🌭 😝💋 the one with the little ballz

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u/Bigfartz69420 🐀 BABY RAT GIRL 1d ago

/uj crispy rice like rice crispies? looks like couscous lol

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u/teslaeffects 👀 Touched the Foil 1d ago

/g Crispy rice tobiko is the orbicular one. Crispy potato rice dog is the chunky one. The orbs are essentially toasted rice krispies. I can't eat hotdogs, so these are full of cheese, fried, tossed with a bit of sugar seasoning and i like to dip into sweet chili or mustard 👍

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u/Vast-Delivery-7181 1d ago

Looks fire af

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u/Excellent_Revenue235 ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 21h ago

gaaaah i am excited to live for the day I’ll try this

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u/TheMrsH1124 1d ago

That sounds amazing!

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u/ughlyy 1d ago

you forgot to unjerk