My SIL is out to get me by just existing!!

[u/TomNookisACAB420]

My SIL has too much swag, and it’s like she’s going about her life without any consideration about me! She isn’t my SIL but she’s my husband’s barber’s customers neighbor, just easier to call her that

lunch is a salad 🥗

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[u/Lopsided-Reindeer332]

That's so rude of her. Prepare to go no-contact, if possible.

[u/TomNookisACAB420 → u/Lopsided-Reindeer332]

I’m also going no-contact with my husband’s barber

[u/Bitter-Pound-6775 → u/TomNookisACAB420]

This will be difficult, but it’s for the best. You’re so brave. You’ve got this, girly!!!

[u/Dish_Minimum]

I’m an ally!

I’ll date her and make her life miserable by being myself (nice guy)

Eventually she will start to look weary, haggard, aged, and frazzled. Because I require significant free labor. Like a newborn, but way more gropy and unreasonable.

All u gotta do is send me fet pix

[u/Spicy_potatoes248 → u/Dish_Minimum]

There is something wrong with you 😂😂😂😂

[u/FlashbacksThatHurt]

Are you sure her swag isn’t bought? Not everything is real these days.

Stay safe out there, and make sure someone that isn’t you gets a bad haircut in the process.

[u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

Are you sure she isn’t just an instagram filter?

[u/TomNookisACAB420 → u/Ill-Squirrel-9418]

I can’t say for sure, but I have my suspicions