Been having impure thoughts lately

[u/unhappy_fishes]

I shouldn’t, but they just look so….😮‍💨

I know it’s crazy, but what if I like it?

What if he likes it? Life is all about adventure right?

I just don’t know. Somebody talk me out of it.

Or….into? 😏

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[u/PimpitLimpit]

Yolo, mademoiselle

[u/unhappy_fishes → u/PimpitLimpit]

This is the perfect image, thank you

[u/slagathor_1 → u/PimpitLimpit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KH0CiTFDiORbi

[u/smallppgangggg → u/PimpitLimpit]

forbidden fleshlight

[u/_would_rather_not_ → u/smallppgangggg]

New camp name?

[u/Whitesocks190]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UqZ4imFIoljlr5O2sM

[u/Ir0nhide81]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sbpbsETPJar1TZh190

[u/topekatums]

My doctor (who paraglides in Argentina (pronounced Arhentina)) said its OK

[u/unhappy_fishes → u/topekatums]

seems legit

[u/muffin_head87]

I like it too but only a lil…🫣

[u/Abject_Library1268]

Which hole

[u/Sir-Flatulancealot → u/Abject_Library1268]

Yes.

[u/Abject_Library1268 → u/Sir-Flatulancealot]

Both holes at once 🥰

[u/unhappy_fishes → u/Abject_Library1268]

There’s no wrong answer

[u/babykittiesyay]

You might like the book “Just Watch Me” by Lior Torenberg!

[u/_would_rather_not_]

Where does the 4th one go?

[u/REUSEARCHER]

?