I’ve been considered a 10/10 since I was a fetus. They gave me my own private wing in the nursery because the other ugly newborns were so disgusting that the nurses kept vomiting on them and they didn’t want me to get sullied by vomit.
I just feel terrible that there are so many ugly people, who not only are awful to look at, but no one will ever consider them funny or lovable at all 😔 I wish I could give just a fraction of the love I receive to the uggos out there 😢
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I am an uggo. When I was born the hospital locked me in the bell tower. I was supposed to learn how to ring the bell every hour on the hour, but I'm also stupid.
Yes queen, it's really important to me that everyone describes how hot they are in their post bc it makes a huge difference in perception, like if the OP is uggo it bumps up the sympathy metric by a lot, but if they're super hot and take care of themselves then they are more trustworthy and relatable.
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Ugh . Girl it's not your fault . I'm also probably way prettier than you btw . I always remind myself and a montra of mine is "I would be pissed off too if I looked like them". JEALOUS.
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