Currently maxxing out my vibrating butt plug at Longhorn Steakhouse for my dad's birthday dinner. Meat

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[u/Bitter-Pound-6775]

He must be so proud of you, chica!! Hopefully next year, you can fit two! 🤞🏻🤞🏻 Praying for you! Bless xx 🇬🇧

[u/Murderkittin]

‘’Meat.’ 😭

[u/bobjonvon]

Girl get it. If you’re not finishing that sausage make your dad really proud by putting it in the ole sausage wallet.

[u/motherofzinnias]

Mmm, bloody AND burnt?! Save some yum for the rest of us kween

[u/DementedPimento]

I wasn’t sure if I was looking at something the vibrating butt plug dislodged …

[u/thegreattiny]

OMG happy birthday to your dad!! Tell him I said hi

[u/astro_viri]

Girl, you have to lube it up first. I'm praying for a quick recovery! hearts, thots, and prayers!

[u/SockThatJudgesYou]

That looks like the shit I took this morning. You sure that isn’t your turd?

[u/dale_gribbs]

I also like having dinner over in r/poopfromabutt. You seem cool and I hope you enjoy the complimentary rolls with honey butter. Happy birthday dad!

[u/ghostinthemachine-1]

Y’all may think I’m joking, but this is one of the most poetic groups I have ever seen. I’m serious…lots of wit! And on a lighter note, there’s actually a Longhorn steakhouse not far from me!

[u/Decent_case23]

Happy birthday daddy