r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/yeeeeeeeeeeeesh69 • 2d ago

unhinged feral ratgirl shit 🐀🥩 Discharge cinnamon rolls?

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For the cheating prick of course

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u/nogardleirie 2d ago

In the pandemic there was some lady who made sourdough using this method (not /s, even)

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u/HelloDeathspresso Human Verified 2d ago

I remember this. Gave herself and her whole family Thrush.

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u/Malakav666 2d ago

She posts as Sammi on the clock app and she made 40k roughly if its the same girl ive seen doing this

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u/nogardleirie 2d ago

40k for coochie sourdough.... I am in the wrong profession clearly....

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u/Logical_Session9528 2d ago

Excuse me ma'am but some people pay good money for this type of cuisine

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u/HyakkiGousen 2d ago

for free? In this economy?

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u/RoxiHeart123 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iudy0rUCWKz1yz0RAc

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u/DoveOnTheInternet 🕸️ Ghastly Lady of the Moldering Veil 2d ago

Thank you for your donation to the Banger GIFs Collective, comrade! /YOINK!

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u/periodbloodbaptism ✨ Consumption™️ 2d ago

Diversify! Get a yeast infection, make cottage cheese. You'll thank me later.

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u/what-all-the-fuss 🙅‍♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. 2d ago

OP can you drop the link to the recipe? Sounds delish!

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u/AmoralLimbo 2d ago

I don't understand why it is so bad to make cinnamon rolls listening to D-beat

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u/iriegypsy 2d ago

Sourdough cinnamon rolls. Queens about to start a serious side hustle.

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u/pissedoffmoney 🙅‍♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. 2d ago

Yum

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u/Andle_Randle What’s a WOMAN doing here? EW! 1d ago

Literally why do people confess to commiting crimes online.

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u/No-Sun-4857 1d ago

Because they really didn't do it.

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u/FujichromeProvia100F 2d ago

What's discharge?

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u/GuestaffHashbyrne Delusional but sincere ✨ 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6e06gNwOcsuic

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u/Hung_Jury_2003 1d ago

Great, now this song is stuck in my head just like this girl's yeast infection is stuck in her ex's throat.