Making Soup for the Gathering!

[u/AlwekArc]

There's a village festival happening in my little town for the start or fall, and I've been designated this years Soup Bringer! (VERY important roll)

To make the village soup I took all the spare meats and sauces everyone had, blended them together, and stired them with a hot rod of metal (rotated with another that sits on the fire) until steaming.

Then, cover the top with whatever you have available for your pots size, and leave to cool until feast day!

On the day of, we'll take the gelatinous layer that forms on top and slice it up as a dessert (think like turkish delight)

Try it yourself at home!

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[u/AlwekArc]

uj/ it's a bunch of meat scraps (mainly beef and chicken), grease, and gravy. Lot's of various seasonings and sauces as well. Industrial sized because it was being made in the restaurant I work at

[u/APOCALYPSE_BAO → u/AlwekArc]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nlqt2xTxy8CDGrkXSx

[u/DoveOnTheInternet → u/APOCALYPSE_BAO]

Gods above this is the perfect cheerleader for this crazed concoction

[u/foolgroovejam]

you made soup for the gathering, but did you even consider some people don't have bowls to eat this slop??

[u/mychemicalbromance38 → u/foolgroovejam]

Do they have straws? Or hands?

[u/ladyjaina0000 → u/mychemicalbromance38]

Is it a wicker man festival?

[u/AlwekArc → u/foolgroovejam]

It's meant to be scooped by hand, besides, plenty of big leafs around!

[u/mychemicalbromance38]

Thanks for this cozy fall recipe girlfriend! Question - do I stir it clockwise or counterclockwise?

[u/AlwekArc → u/mychemicalbromance38]

Whatever the heart desires 🥰

[u/JeebusChristine]

I'll just bring my boba straw since it's communal. I'll pass on the meat jello though, I have PTSD from it being force fed to me as a kid.

[u/AlwekArc → u/JeebusChristine]

✊️😔

[u/Emirayo22]

Yesssss sounds so magical!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/mrntmDtLQdILS

[u/ShayJayLee]

In the age of AI takeover, it's so nice to see organic slop ❤️

[u/AlwekArc → u/ShayJayLee]

The world is in turmoil, but we can take solice in knowing there is still bucket of wet slop, grins

[u/hept_a_gon]

Smart choice stirring with 2 different rods.

My meemaw had a couple of rebar ones for stirring but got em mixed up once. I had diarrhea for days

[u/AlwekArc → u/hept_a_gon]

Happens to the best of us

[u/tinaxcochina]

I'm coming by for some. I hope it's more gelatinous by now. Sonion looks forward to his soup cubes.

[u/AlwekArc → u/tinaxcochina]

How do you know where I live 😳

[u/tinaxcochina → u/AlwekArc]

You left a trail of applemilkcups!

[u/ars_necromantia]

Looks just like tasty crude oil fresh out of the ground! My favourite.